sour_tacos

Gon and Gary, nice jokes, but I must say- You are quite a dent in my "Anti-Use-Of-The-Word-Nood-Campaign." Quite a few people are angry at you. Just check the rant board. Oh yeah, for a joke: Two snails walk into an ice cream parlor. Once they have ordered their milkshakes, one notices that it has began to rain. The one snail speaks. "I'll go get the umbrellas from the car. Don't touch my milkshake, okay?" The other snail agrees. The snail left in the parlor waits.... and waits... and waits... Three years have passed, and the other snail has been long gone. The snail who has been waiting smiles to himself. "He's been gone forever, I might as well just drink his milkshake now, instead of die waiting." As the snail climbs up to the straw to take a sip, he hears a small shout from the door. "Hey, touch that milkshake and I won't go get the umbrellas!" #-o Yeah, sorry, that one kinda stunk. But my brain is at a lose for better jokes. GoneandGary... tsk tsk tsk....

^ Enjoys drinking frozen bevreges v Thinks that Olive Garden commercials are more fun than a barrel full of monkeys!

Blasphemy! Thou shall be smited for speaking like thou is fromith Medivial Times!

You're fired from McDonald's for driving over to Burger King and ordering a Whopper during your break.

You swing your ax at the tree.... You suddenly find yourself sitting in a rocking chair, eating a piece of cheese. The tree is at an stove, making pizza. Inside the stove, humans are being burned for fuel....... Yeah I couldn't think of anything, sorry. :lol:

Blue phat. Would you rather eat a live iguana, or eat human excrement?

Dog: $650 Peanut Butter: $3.50 Watching your dog try to get the peanut butter off the roof of her mouth: Priceless I do like dogs, alot though. This is not animal cruelty!

True. But my RS name is pretty close! TPUM goes to a highschool where the mascot is either some kind of wild cat, or viscious bird.

Um... 15 or 16... maybe...

Dee aaa gooooo roooo oneeee twooo threeeee (The one two three should sound like the owl on the Tootsiepop commercial. You know which one I'm talking about, that really old one. "Mr. Owl... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsiepop?" "Ahonneeeee Ahtwoooo... *crunch*"

tyhrfon ikvc s_+b iasz (Tyronica_Bia. I'm wearing a sweatshirt lol.) dsxour_+tygazcosxd (Sour_tacos.)

Because, they're stuck in their mother's basement, angry about their how pathetic their lives have turned out. Why do people call bunny poop smart pills? They look like coco puffs, not pills! (My grandpa calls them smart pills!)

Banned for hitting a annoying newbie over the head with a monkey wrench. :-w Hey, he had it coming!

You get a monkey holding a frying pan wearing a sombraro. #-o Not again! You wanted the cookie, didn't you. *Insterts coin*

NPC Name: Happy Doodle Poo NPC Level: 1 NPC Location: The toy factory, fluffy animal division NPC Type: Fluffy toy animal Other: Be careful, they attack you and give you one hit, but here's the catch- theres so many, they'll each one hit you until you are dead. Example- 45 HP, 45 Doodle Poos to kill you... and you CAN'T EAT ANYTHING!!! THEY'LL JUST MULTIPLY!!!

Wow, this got alot more response than I thought! Nice buys, you guys! I'm still a poet. :lol:

I'm going to try this one more time, really big and hard to miss. I haven't seen Akriloth360 in ages, and when I did, he didn't talk to me!!! I know he goes on Tip.It occasionally, in fact, it is he who introduced me to Tip.It. PM or ingame msg ASAP!!!!!!

Woah... I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! 4k... say... ha I should write stories. Wait... [Check out Library of Varrock, and read my next story, Heir of an Empire I!]

I honestly can't remember. I'm really broke right now, only 4k. But I'm just interested in what you guys say!

What, you've never seen the inflatable girl with the ripped bants riding a bike that shoots white things through Varrock? Have you been living under a rock? :XD:

Its not too bad. And just because they're new, doesn't mean their noobs. Newbies, yes. Noobs, no. See my stickie in the Rant section. (Its under my old sn, chunky_monkey5)

Nice, very nice. Buttalicious, if I may say so. :)

I totally agree! I befriend a ton of new players in Lumbridge in my spare time. I don't have much money, but I make them bronze weapons and boots and gloves, and maybe armor when I level. I do a quest or two, and teach them stuff just like Joordan. I give them money when I have enough, and most are really thankful. Except for the ones that go "HA! I scammed you sucker! I didn't pay you and you gave me stuff! Dumb%@#!" Those bug me.

NPC Name: Chuck Norris NPC Level: Bajillion (Beat that toast?) NPC Location: A huge castle, since he is king of the universe. NPC Type (giant, dragon, human, etc.): God Other info: Well I got this idea from the guys at my school... they are obsessed. I thought it would be kind of funny. Trust me, I don't worship him like they do... if I would, that would be scary. :lol:

If Runescape were real life, I would be dead. Several times. And penguins dressing up as sheep and drunken gnomes would be a common sight. (Well... except if you count the garden gnomes at the alcoholic's house down the street... just kidding.. :XD: )