nine naked men

Banned for quitting Runescape.

Haha, reminds me of the Hokkaido level in Chaos Theory...

Well, since I'm so manly, my tear ducts evaporated a while ago. :XD: Lol, I probably last cried when... My dog died. About a month ago.

Rum and cola ftw! Ehh... Should I be posting this if I'm 14, lol?

Yeah, this should be in the Subforum. But I'll answer it. Favourite: Woodcutting. \ :thumbsup: Least favourite: Macroers. :evil: :wall:

Me. But if I had to pick a second, it'd be Castle Wars.

1. Thou shalt not eat green meat. 2. Thou shalt not make fun of people who work at chinese restaurants. 3. Thou shalt not use thine plunger as an object of torture. 4. Thou shalt not use 'Thou shalt' at the start of more than 4 sentences. 5. plz d0nt sp34k l1k3 d1z p10x. 6. Thou shalt not macro. 7. Thou shalt not hog the Yew Trees. 8. Thou shalt not beg. 9. Thou shalt not... Use excessive smilies in their posts. 10. Thou shalt fear my wrath. :twisted: And the bonus commandment, which comes to those who subscribe to my holy enlightenment program is... "Thou shalt take off thine undergarments and throw them at passing traffic." See? Good things come to those who pay.

Gems are abundant in rocks while wearing a piece of purple jewellery.

Very rarely, since I'm only a Member when I've got a spare month, like in the holidays. If I do fight bosses, it's usually soloing the Mole or teaming the KBD.

What combat level are you? 3 on my main, 77 on my old acc. What's your highest skill? Woodcutting, 39 on my main, Woodcutting, 80, on my old acc. What is your lowest level? Everything but my Wc on my main, Construction, 5 on my old acc. How many friends do you have? 0 on my friends list on my main, about 50 on my old acc.

I slowly brainwash that smiley beside your post. Until it becomes totally loyal to me. I make it follow you, and it waits until you are alone... Now morphing into it's true form, it grabs the gp and creates a dark void in your room, which kills every living thing inside it. Fortunately, the smiley is not a living creature, just a random arrangement of pixels. It jumps into the rift and gets teleported to where I am. I then absorb the creature's essence into my soul and I get transformed into an evil beast. The gp is now mine. :twisted:

Mwahaha...

ate Fishy's face.

Banned for using the Lord's name in vain.

Granted, but while flying, you get sucked into a plane's jet engine. I wish for... Some jam. Gooseberry, preferably.

Has anyone seen Air Gear? I was watching the first couple of episodes on Adult Swim and it seemed pretty cool. Always been into blading and stuff like that.

There is that ALL word again :-k And there's that MOST word just in front of it. Read stuff before you commment, please? Oh, and Master Smither, you summed the problems of pures up in a paragraph. Well done. =D>

*Kicks Abdussattar for encouraging smiley slave labour.* They're people too! Just yellow, funny people. Like the Simpsons.

This can though. Touch it and you burn... :twisted:

Running away, you slip on the pile of organs that was once Alexpop11. You thought that the squishiness would have cushioned your fall. You were wrong. Before his spell backfired, he ingested thousands of tacks. You impale yourself on them when you hit the ground. I fly in on my Super-Tortoise, prise the gp out of your cold, dead hands, and fly off into a beautiful sunset.

You die from not typing enough letters in your post... Yeah, that is pretty random... So, you die from a freak elephant attack... In Alaska.

Banned for using more than one period at the end of a sentence.

They're probably doing it to try and steer new players away from googling "runescape quest guides" and ending up on a site that may be keylogged.

Sleep, sleep and then sleep some more. Sleeping ftw!

Just about sums it up. Hot, with cheap beer.