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YOUR FACE should be stopped at the age of seven. :oops:

"someone vandalised my bag :(" "someone vandalised your mum's arsehole"

i watched like one anime show thing a while ago...SOOO random, involved a yak running into a wall over n over again. :|

this games bare jokes nd kinda f**ked up...but yeh we can live wit that. funny

Damn right.

is this that weird japanese thing? i watched one episode of that at my mates..was cracked out and a half..

wow nuff useless posts but yeh mighty boosh is quite jokes. bare cracked out.

You're a genius and I love you. :D:D lmao :mrgreen:

me n my mates got that down when we were like 10 :oops: anyways that video is bare good. i want a lightsaber. :cry:

Way to be helpful... He's not asking if should start or not. He needs help quitting. Well, very easy, one option left... Kill himself? People who've never tried givin up smoking should stop bein unhelpful...

something that affects me in the same way as nasty sounds like nails on a blackboard is the thought of awkwardly biting a fork. That makes me squirm. :oops:

lol from that you sound like a bit of a geek, maybe just coz I ain't got a clue bout any of this, but yeh. :D And you sound like a gangster from every single thing you post. :roll: What is FMA, and what channel? Curious :P a gangster? lol how? nd what'd be bad about that anyway? :| nd db26, don't get me wrong, i ain't tryin to judge you or anything, i don't know you; was just sayin that that was a pretty geekish sounding post. :P :D

yeh man. violence is the new sex.

I remember playing the Wizard of Oz game on a Micro. It always used to end up the same, I'd try and use the banana on the lion and he'd eat me. lmao :mrgreen:

who cares, they're genius. btw i used to have a pic of like 15 twingos parked on one street in paris, was quite jokes.

Hilarious, because egging houses is awesome and we should all do it and make people who work 9-5 clean it up so they can work some more! Little brat. dont people get payed to work :roll: In soviet russia, people get worked to pay!

I grew breasts. :oops:

man ive ALWAYS wanted a renault twingo, theyre just so cool little city car (only sell em on mainland europe though :(), only costs like a couple grand new and they're totally gangsta. (and have a wench 75 horse power 8)) Itd also be wicked to be able to drive around in a routemaster, speshly since they've got rid of all of em now. they were eeeaaaasily the coolest bus ever. think you can buy them for about ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã2000. :D

lol from that you sound like a bit of a geek, maybe just coz I ain't got a clue bout any of this, but yeh. :D

Wow, how romantic. :D

lmao :D

lmao man, that's deep.

I bet skeletor does, and he's badass.

How come noone's said astronaut yet?

Ketchup at chicken shop or kebab shop always seems to be thinner than teh normal heinz, and more sugary.