Dax

What day is it?

I had a talk to the orphanage people, they said they'll so it out and get you yours right away*. Hope you enjoy! I might have to go and kill Nex again and get the full set for all of the poor orphan children. * - Right away may or may not mean never, depending on Torva availability.

Aww yeah. Congrats. I should do Mining. Surely it's not that hard if you're higher level than I am!

First and foremost, here I am soloing Nex unarmed. From this kill I acquired no less that 69 Torva Platebodies, all of which I donated to an orphanage. I'll start up with a nice little level. 104 Dungeoneering. Excellent. 16 to go! Woo! Next up, I'll give you some scrolls, because I know you love them. First, the final Death Lotus Body Scroll. Aww yeah. And I had some spare Lacquer lying around, so I thought I'd make it into a body. And I'm already on the way to Death Lotus Legs. Already on three of four scrolls, with the fourth on the way, or so I hope. And here it is, the greatest thing that's happened in some time, finally finished Livid Farm. And some spell unlocks. And that's it! The final countdown is now. Only skills and Fight Kiln to go. So excited. Catch you next time, ~Dax.

DV + Randox 5evr That's pretty cute.

Don't we always make extra, just in case?

Do I haaaaaaaaaaaaaave to?

Banned for allowing these atrocities to happen.

Some brand new sheets.

Granted, you like the sun too much and always have the sun out. We all burn to death. I wish I could sling noodles like Spiderman slings webs.

Nah brah. Randoxilyoopydoobywoo?

Stark-raving mad.

TORTATPAM

Banned because you stole the noodles from my stir-fry.

You have eyes. Which is nice.

TORTATPAM is that he is made entirely of parmesan cheese.

28,030.

Have I ever posted there?

Nah.

Alg makes out with the wall. 68 HP.

Posting to be the one to slap the next poster. TNPW will praise the poster above them.

I wish. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooox.

Oh yeah. Only one to go and then I'll have a sexy Death Lotus body.

Aww yeah. Finished off Dominion Tower! And you know what that means! And the final Dominion marker, which is cool to see. Got one other level this week, 94 Mining. Slowly and steadily rising. And don't you worry, guys, I'm still getting those scroll pieces I know you love: And that's all for this week, I'm going to sleep. Catch you next time, ~Dax.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcejRM5cNn0 TNPW include a... Hmmm. Dead Kennedys song.