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Yes membership at your local gym, just hope it's not like my local gym which is way overpriced.

banned for liking Chuck Norris

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Eat the glass it may be painful but at least after a while the pain would go would you rather jump from building to building for a faster way to get around town or get crushed in a stampede to board a train?

Accents I like are: Welsh French Russian Italian Japanese

Somewhere where the sun don't sign Why do I sometimes sleep until 4:00pm

You serious? Yes they are ( or used to be, however the Current New labour has seemed to have forgotten that) New Labour :thumbdown: Old Labour :thumbup:

Prologue: The flame in the lantern started to flicker, as he managed to get the rusted door open. Cobwebs covered his right arm, it was true then. the wizards had definitely not been down here for some time.Slowly he walked down the spiral stair case, his leather boots slowly checking for the next step, even though he had the lantern the staircase was still pretty dark. As he arrived at the corridor at the end of the stairs he removed his hood, to try and see if he could see more of the room. His face was the face of a 40 year old man but in fact he was far younger, the heavy toll of this impossible quest had sent him sitting in deserts and snow peaks for months on end, each of them worthless until two days ago. He had been sitting at a pub in Falador drinking his favourite ale and getting ready to crash at the room he had payed for the night, when he started to read his notes he had gathered the past 5 years. When an old man of which he had taking no noticed beckoned him to come. " You searching for the Titans Elyas?" The old man said, which took him by surprise how could he know of his name and what he was searching for. " Er yes." Elays replied. " Well throw away all your notes, then because you are no sooner from finding the truth then you where 5 years ago, if you want to find the truth, go north for about two days look for an old castle full of wizards in their you will find the truth." Elays had followed the old mans advise and had found the castle, however there where no Wizards bar one, who shared a similair resemblance to the old man at the pub, but he had taken no notice of it. It should even been strange that there was a book with the Information he needed placed directly there for him to read. As he began to read all he had heard about the Titans all the legends were displaced by this, everything. he had to tell it to everybody. But he never got the chance, in the dark a cloaked figure walked up behind him and stabbed him in the back, as he slowly died the last words he heard where " Sorry this information his Classified".

Dinner

banned for making me realise the mistake i made

banned for using twisted evil

wha a a a t ?

Band: Kasabian Album: Empire Still Favourite? Yes

" Come with me , I've got a knife"

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I banged your dealer because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Do you understand the American political system at all? Democrats and Republicans are the exact opposite (fore the most part). Republicans are right-wing and conservative, whereas Democrats are left-wing and liberal. What proper Left wing or American Left Wing, because the two our not the same Democrats are 10 steps to the right of the Conservative party in the U.k , (according to Ian Collins)

Republicans and Democrats, two right wing Parties like trying to choose between Pepsi and Coke,

only good things about the Olympics are the opening and closing ceremonies, rest of it i have no care for ( doesn't help that most of the events will be on so early for me )

any straight to DVD/Video sequels they are always crap

wouldn't it be grand to put all the homeless people in some sort nature reserve and pay people to hunt them. oh and the same for fat people, and vegans (but not vegetarians)

1: QI 2: Top Gear 3: Family Guy 4: Doctor Who 5: ? ( It's between , The Simpsons or Mock The Week)

I eat meat and that's my choice, if people don't i respect their decision, just don't criticise me for eating meat that's my choice (but I will only eat it if the creature has been humanely killed, Stunned, before it's bled, which was shown on the British TV show , Kill it, Cook it, Eat it)

yeah it's the have a large amount of kids and hope some of them live, the higher the offspring count the more likely some of them are going to survive

Snow Patrol - Somewhere a clock is ticking