I always get asked if the [bleep]es through my eyebrows hurt. I can never discern whether they mean if they hurt when they were initially pierced, or they constantly hurt.
You are someone young who thinks they are as knowledgeable about life, the universe and everything as someone who has simply lived more of it. To say age doesn't matter is naive. I wouldn't have called you a liar if you'd been standing up for them and you were older, but I'm certain you're 15 or under based on your attitude and defensiveness about this issue. I was under 15 once and I sure thought I knew everything. Now I'm older I know I don't know everything.
The Inquirer isn't the most reliable, but they did link to the site regarding it. I haven't tried it. In fact The Inquirer pokes fun at itself for its reputation of inaccuracy; sometimes the page header says "If The Inquirer is to be believed..." after what so many people write on forums. It wouldn't be slow and buggy if they completed it. The whole point would be so it is a viable solution; it would defeat the point if it was not usable. As for it being illegal to distribute the wrappers, that's not going to stop anyone.
If a 12 year old posts as though they know everything about the world then obviously people will not take them seriously. That's not saying you do because I've not seen many of your posts - however it is pretty common.
GCSEs are easy in general. That's not looking back and thinking "oh boy, GCSEs are easy compared to this university work"; they were actually easy at the time. They are easy because the amount of new material you're expected to learn in the time available to learn it is little.
College generally has nothing to do with work experience. In the majority of cases it is a 6th form college, which means it is academic. It is only similar to work when you're doing a vocational course.
Not GCSEs but I had an exam on Global Network Architectures today, supposedly aimed at 3rd year degree students, but would have fit right in at A-level it was so simple. However, Realtime Networks on Monday stands to be the hardest exam I've ever done.
Make sure you look at all the small print. Don't end up getting raped by an unreasonable acceptable use policy. If they advertise it as unlimited in any respect, chances are it is specified in the AUP that it ISN'T unlimited.
Eating a head is a bit ambiguous. Let's think of other things that aren't possible: Constructing a physical Gabriel's Horn. Constructing a physical Klein Bottle. Drawing the Mandelbrot set with a pencil. Constructing a physical blivet.
I watched Panorama and the reporter was 200% justified in his reaction. I don't see why he's apologising for it. I noticed that all the cultists do is attempt arguments ad hominem, running smear campaigns against their opponents as opposed to actually attacking their arguments.
Or any one of several dozen similar prizes, all of which are still safe. It's funny, anyone who really believes in magic (poor them) calls it 'magick' because that's more ancient and mystical sounding thanks to the superfluous K.