Sam

You slip over while trying to press the button. I press a big red button that says "NUKE" on it.

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I get back up, run after you and rugby tackle you. You smack your head on a drain lid and fall into a coma. I run off.

The snake becomes alive and starts to attack you! I press a button that has a donut on it.

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But while crossing the road, you get hit by a bus. The cheese flies out of your hand and I catch it, running along the pavement.

Granted, but she dumps you. I wish I had an iPOD Touch.

You trip over my unconcious body, cracking your head open on the cat's food bowl. I come round, take the cheese and jump out the window. Once I'm in the garden, I jump over the fence.

Banned because you have a cat in your avatar.

I fit through the catflap, stab you with the blunt end of a spoon and take the cheese from you.

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Banned for having your signature alligned to the left ;)

You know when you have been playing Runescape too much when you think you can catch a shark with your bare hands.

May 29th. Thanks ;)

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Banned for having a pixelated skill icon in your signature.

It's alright, but the noise gives it a very LQ JPG feel to it. Good concept though :)

I may order soon. Could I ask you if you use Photoshop for the colouring & lighting effects of your sigs? EDIT: Could I request an avatar? Cheers :)

Looks really good for a first! The facial features look very well drawn. The only thing I would say to work on are hair. And the colouring you did on the face doesn't look too good, looks like something off a vector which you don't want on a pixel :thumbup: I know it's annoying, but looking on DeviantArt for pixel tutorials really helps. Good luck, and keep it up, I'd like to see more art from you.

Yes, for now.

Some nice research there, I could never be bothered to do this kind of stuff 0_o.

Dragon Plate and PVP perhaps. That woman looks like she's in pain.

I've seen a few around but really I don't think they have much of a purpose right now except for account selling -.-

It looks like your are having a go at pixel graphics. If you want to get better take a look on tutorials for shading, and definetly use Nadril's pictures as references when trying to get anatomy right. Keep it up :thumbup: It'll be nice to see work from you in the future.

Not the best job to be honest. If you want good graphics try not to use alot of filters over the render/stock or w/e. I like the third one the most, nice calm background, though that, and none of the others have no blending. And don't use those fractal makers, they just look stupid :|