Okay, let me clear this up...*deep breath* Jagex gets the Easter Bunny to get all the alched items under the abbyss, seeing on Easter Bunny can easily kill Jad, he doesn't even need his eggs going down there, but anyways -- He gets them, puts them in his pouch. He takes them to Zamorak. Zamorak eats them to feed his will for Runescape domination. And when Saradomin takes the eggs, he gets mad and makes no updates happen. After no updates, 3/4th of the Runescape community gets mad, causing themselves to kill each other in the wildy. I hope this clears things up.