jasignhagj

The United States of America is minutes away from releasing the first budget of president Dan Miller, recently elected as in independant candidate.

America's new president has a job, and will not be able to deal with anyone until next year.

America - [bleep] Yeah. That is all for now. Update on government crisis later tonight.

MOAAR

But they had AIDS, which he now has too. 12HP

Despite Awkward

Mouth Potato

Because he too was having his way with the wall. 12 HP

Vince tries to rape the wall 12 HP

In a stunning upset in the 2008 elections, Senator John McCain came from behind in the election to win the key states of Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania, after the Obama campaign announced tax increases would be necessary if America was to rebuild itself after the recession. The democrats, however, managed to hold onto the house and senate, causing political turmoil to ensue. Nothing was agreed upon throughout 2009, save for a balanced budget barely passed when several republicans broke rank and overturned the president's veto. In a controversial move, President McCain called for an election to be held for the two houses, in an attempt to break the stalemate. He knew that this would likely mean a blowout for the democrats, but something had to be done. An election was slated for January 2010, but going into the new year another fresh batch of chaos arrived, when President McCain was rushed into the hospital, after collapsing during a diplomatic meeting with the Canadian prime minister. It was revealed that the cancer had spread to his brain, and he was given less than a month to live. This of course meant that under the constitution, power fell to VP Sarah Palin. This proved to be wildly unpopular with the democrats in the house, and even alienated some republicans. Palin called off the coming election, stating it violated the constitution. The republican party began what could be compared to a civil war, with many northern centre-right republicans splitting off to form the New Republican Party, while the hard right-wingers formed the Conservative Party. With the Conservatives outnumbered 66-34 in the senate, Sarah Palin was impeached for treason after botching several diplomatic meetings and attempting to annex Canada's oil reserves. The final primaries are approaching, and CNN will keep you up to date.

IMO office 03 is still superior to 07, and maybe even 10, with the exception of excel.

But you dive too hard and hurt him. 12HP

Sure, you can spawn at Spork2 I'm hermiting about 10 minutes away until everything settles down though.

How is Babby formed?

I slip cyanide in his breakfast 12HP

I slip cyanide in his breakfast

190

He's more of a digimon guy though 12HP

I eat a chunk of the wall, seasoned with a delicious blend of glass and iron. 12 HP

Oh god, Sarchi and Stork go read the W5 thread now if you aren't. The amount of [developmentally delayed]ed butthurt going on is hilarious. EDIT - It's up!

Pre-Calling America this time. All shall bow before me.

Yeah, that was part of the "it looks a bit sloppy" - I couldn't tell if he had a nose that was composed of 2 lines or just a sorta chubby chin. Also, guys, GUESS WHAT. H&H World 5 is coming out. Like really, really soon. I might track down the guys from Crossroads and see if I can join 'em again, or I might just hermit/duo-hermit with Spork. Eithe rway, I'm definitely sticking with the Stork/Urist method. One industry pure, one nature pure, and maybe a couple keyalts/altvaults. WHAT IS THIS [cabbage]!!11!!1! Seriously though, you're on the forums, right?, Cause I plan to stick with Crossroads, they're a great bunch of people.

I like stork's better...