Unoalexi

The white lining should be thicker.. other than that, it's good so far.. Seven kittens out of ten.

Chapter Seven- A noobÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s tale Long after the two mage guards left, the scruffy stranger was still lying spread-eagled on the filthy prison floor, crying and moaning to himself. He sobbed loudly and obnoxiously, quickly forming a pool of wetness around his body from the tears. It was definitely the most annoying noise Philip had heard in a long time, and he clamped his hands over his ears to try to muffle the wails. However, his subtle efforts worked poorly, and he wondered if this was one of AnthonyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s first efforts to torment him into talking. Meanwhile, Theo was trying his best to calm the noob down and stop his hysterical sobbing. "There now.. it ainÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be so bad!" Theo said gently. "Yes.. it.. IS!" cried the noob. "It be only as bad as yah make it out to be! Look.. at least you gots me and oleÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ Phil! At least you be not alone!" "YouÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll probably be mean to me.. and I.. LOST MY CHEFÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢S HAT AND GLOVES!! WAHAHAAH!" "DonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t worry.. There be a good deal more chefÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s hats and pairs of leather gloves in the world still. If you stop crying, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll give you a nice present!" "Free.. stoof?" the noob muttered, and for once, Theo commanded all of his attention. He rose eagerly from the grimly floor, his face caked in snout and spittle. His eyes glowed with utter fascination as he stared at TheoÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s face, enthusiastically awaiting his gift. Ah.. finally the idiot stops crying.. I couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t take one second more of his wails without popping a blood vessel Philip graciously removed his hands from his ears and walked slowly to the bench, after all his legs were growing weary from standing. "Good.. no more crying, okay?" Theo whispered softly to the youngster. The noob nodded, his eyes trained on TheoÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s hands as Theo reached into his many-pocketed trenchcoat, pulling out a glittering object.Like a dog sitting for a treat.. "Here yah go, kid." He muttered as he deposited the trinket into the noobÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s outstretched hands. "Woah.. what is it??" the boy whispered, holding the object up to the dim light reflected off the dungeonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s walls. "You want to see it more clearly? Here.." Theo quickly lit a match and held it up to the kidÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s gift. It sparkled blue-gold in the flickering light of the match, and Philip could barely see a white wool string attached to itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s end. "ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s a sapphire amulet of magic, see? Here.. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll help you put it on.." Theo carefully removed the amulet from the noob and gently put it around the noobÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s skinny neck. "There you go.. See? Not all people are as mean as them cats.." "OMG OMG Thank you!" The noob said, his face glowing with happiness. He hugged Theo as hard as he could. "Uggh.. your.. welcome.." Theo grunted, prying the noobs arms off his chest. "First of all, my name be Kal Theo, although you could just call me Theo, that what everybody does anyway.. And that guy.." He pointed roughly in PhilipÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s direction, "be Philip, but I just call him oleÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ Phil. He donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t talk much, methinks, he only like to stare at people. So donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be afraid of him cuz he donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t bite. Now.. what be your name? How did them cats getchaÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢?" "Umm.. my name is SirKevin2635, sir.. I was feeling rather lonely one day, and I decided I needed a girlfriend to keep me company after I used the "Home teleport spell-thingymagig" because it said it would take me home and I figured out I was horribly lost and I was scared and.. and.." The noob, unable to use punctuation effectively, had started to hyperventilate. "Calm down my good chap, breathe! You have to take a breath between sentences! Use punctuation!!" Theo said, worried for the noobÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s health. "Okay.." The noob took a very deep, much needed breathe before starting again, speaking slightly slower this time. "Anyway, this funky teleport thingy spun me around in a circle before I somehow found myself in Lumbridge. I figured this was a good place to look, after all, a lot of people are in Lumbridge. So, I stood outside this castleÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s courtyard and started shouting ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâLooking for a hawt, naughty girlfriend! Type 333!ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ for a while. I was in luck-a person actually shouted 333! It was a chick too, or so I thought.. So, anyway, this chick walks up to me, and let me tell you, she was really hawt! She whispers ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâHey, big boy, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m Cexkitten64, and IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m very, very naughty." She was wearing like, this skimpy little getup, and she started caressing my thigh. She was so very, very close that I could smell her perfume.. and let me tell you, I was totally turned on! She then leans even closer to me and whispers in my ear, "Ooh, do you want to go behind that bush and cyber? ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll only cost you ten-kay.." I was like, "Yeah, youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re totally hawts! Just let me get my money.." Quickly I start rummaging through my pockets for some cash. All of a sudden, this troop of these people run up to us. They were wearing expensive weapons like DDSÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s and D scimmys, but their armor was like, all noobish.. they only had like, monkÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s robes and stuff! I wanted to run away, but I couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t move! It was like my very muscles were blocks of ice! Then, this dude puts a DDS to my through and says ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâBy the order of Dear Leader Anthony, you are under arrest for whoremongering and attempted cybering! YouÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re coming with us, noob!ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ and he starts dragging me to the castle! I turn to look at my girlfriend, and they had her backed up against the wall! As I was beening lead away by these monsters, the other chick says to my girlfriend ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâYour under arrest for being a [bleep] and changing your gender, Heman4512! You sick pervert, you donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t even deserve jail!!ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ Then, she touches my girlfriendÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s shoulder and, in this brilliant flash of light, she turns into a.. a HE!! I felt like puking right there.. but then the DDS girl , in two quick swipes, slashes the poor dude to pieces in a bloody mess! Of course, my poor stomach canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t take such violence, and I ended up puking all over the dude leading me! He didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t like that too much.. and he kicks me in the balls, like really, really hard!! I was passed out until we reached the dungeon, and well.. here I am today"ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ "Wow.. so you actually threw up on one of the guards?? Which one??" Theo muttered, his bright eyes flashing like a ferret. "IDK.. He wore black, all black.. and he had a Abby whip. He also had green eyes and mousy brown hair.." "Oh sweet Guthix in all tranquillity, you threw up on Knitehund??" TheoÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s eyes went wide with amazement before he burst out laughing. "And you actually lived to tell about it?? "I guess.. although he practically neutered me with his foot.." Knitehund be the most vicious pure around! IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m amazed that he didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t kill you.." Theo muttered to himself, lost in thought.. "Maybe he learned some self control since then, hmm.. Anyways, Phil?" "Yes?" Philip uttered, dreading what was coming next. "Maybe you could get own with youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re story hmm? I canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t wait to hear yours.." "Yes, yes! I wanna here yours first, Phil!" The noob piped up, curious as a kitten. "Well.. like I said, itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s very, very long and rather boring in spots.. but I guess I could tell you it." Philip muttered with regret. He softly cleared his throat, and began his tale.

Yay, another "ranting about people who rant" thread! Niw even more pointless than usual. :roll: It's the ten year olds who act like ten year olds, and we are mad that Jagex is catering to them rather than the people who actually meet the age requirement.

Omg I'll enter! :

It's "imagine" in my own crappy cursive handwriting.. :wall: It's called a "Bamboo Fun" tablet by Wacom. Unfortunately, I can't use the pressure sensitivity feature because I don't have photoshop... However, the tablet came with a photoshop elements 5 disk that I probably should install..

Uggh.. yet another Republiberal? Puh-lease! You can take your privatizing social security and abolishing Medicare crap back to the South where it will be more appreciated! =;

Wooah there, so apparently because I refuse to use an illegal drug people "don't like me"?? Pardon me, but what are you smoking today? I have friends, I have a life, and you need to respect my decision not to use your drugs, just like I respect your decision to use them. Who knows? If I try marijuana, I might just contract serious side effects or something.. Drugs are unpredictable. I don't want to gamble my health just to "get high" for a few hours. I don't do any drugs either, but just thought to point out the "illegality" of it isn't really an argument. It's illegal out of ignorance. How come alcohol is legal, resulting to hundreds of thousands of annual deaths in the US alone, breaks families, causes violence, yet something like cannabis which doesn't even kill, is ruled "illegal"? They might just as well rule orange juice 'illegal' for 'safety' reasons while letting Coke&Pepsi stay on the market because they generate more tax revenue, and see how many people get scared out of drinking the healthier drink because it's not 'legal'. I was just pointing out that you can get punished if you get caught using it. By all means I agree that marijuana should be made legal, I think it is absolutely ridiculous that it isn't. However, as of this day and age it is still illegal..

Well I got a new tablet for Christmas(wewts) and I thought I would try it out.. This is the result. A little messy, but it was really, really fun to make! : Comments? Smoothed some things out a bit-

banned for quoting a guy claiming that the autoers are winning the war!

Banned for not caring about identity theft!

Pro:Tastes delicious. Con:Cannabilism for the lose... A moldy piece of cheese.

Spoiler! -.-

7/10. I see you all the time in the Art Bazaar.. but no where else..

I hate you for being biased against people who can't think as clearly as you can!

Banned because I am the real Unoalexi. All others are clones!

Wooah there, so apparently because I refuse to use an illegal drug people "don't like me"?? Pardon me, but what are you smoking today? I have friends, I have a life, and you need to respect my decision not to use your drugs, just like I respect your decision to use them. Who knows? If I try marijuana, I might just contract serious side effects or something.. Drugs are unpredictable. I don't want to gamble my health just to "get high" for a few hours.

Hint-Girls don't like guys who speak l33t.

You'll want to use diagonal corners over square ones.. Also, try to make your line straight..

Same way of talking? OMG I don't talk like that!! -.- ~~~~ No problems that I can see, although you might've over dithered everything a bit.. I'll give it a nine kittens out of ten.

I will eat both your babies for mimicking me!*snarrl* ~~~~on topic The blue patch on the ground looks strange, did you save it as a Jpeg? If the Deathstar is covering the sun, shouldn't Luke and the moonthingy he's walking on be covered in shadow? I'll say seven kittens out of ten.

Oh I've only watched the easter episode and that doesn't look like Al Gore. It's more like the cartoon version of him than the real life one..:wall: Sadly, yes. 7/10 I love my kavik baby eating plushie!

:shock: On topic- Wow, that looks nice, woopidoo! Could I take it and use it on another forum?

Hmm...okay :3 Anything in particular you don't like about it? The low-contrast and the slightly odd-looking blue+red outlines mainly.

Noob is a [developmentally delayed]ed leetspeak term. Avoid using it, and laugh at others that do.

*gasp* 0_o It's a nice sig, not bad at all so far.. The bow looks a bit awkward though.. 7/10