Unoalexi

The most intelligent thing you said in the entire post. Why don't you follow your own advice? We really need a sticky for these type of people.. Now, to merrily rip apart the rest of your post. :roll: ~~~~ I'm the one who's supposed to be stupid? Puh-lease! :roll: Before you yell at me for correcting his grammar, please note that he flamed me first by insulting my intelligence. I have read the diary, yet I am still pissed that they nuked the wild. Why? They took out the part of the game I loved most, in the name of this supposed "RWT" problem that, frankly, doesn't affect me much.. Jagex "fixed" the problem by butchering PvP. That's like curing the disease by killing the patient!

LOL! Wow, really wow, you said what alot of people don't dare to say and you owned all the quiters. I love this rant, one of my favourite rants, wow again. =D> Errm.. He didn't "own" me. Did you even bother to read the opposing arguments?? Also, this form isn't solely about Runescape.. Just look at all the Off-Topic people. Most of them hate Runescape as well... Perhaps I'm still here because I like making graphics for the people of the Art Bazaar, perhaps??

The position of the mouth looks odd too.. unless you were going for a more cartoony look.. You need some shading on the cheeks and jaw as well, otherwise it looks like his face is as flat as a disk.. As for the hair.. you could always draw on Runescape styles for inspiration! I personally think he would look good with a "old banker cut". Short gray/gray+black/white on the sides and bald in the middle!

You cut+pasted one of the sides of the sword, didn't you!? :shame: Hmm.. honestly, it's rather odd that you took so much time anti-aliasing the inside of the sword, but didn't even bother to do the outside.. And your shading on the east side of the sword looks odd.. Eight kittens out of ten.

Ah yes, another intelligent, well thought out response. :roll: BTW - the game is ALREADY a better game - always was. What's that supposed to mean? SO if it's a "better" game for you that automatically makes it a "better" game for me?? Whatever happened to that lengthy chat about opinions, or did you just throw that out the window?? That's the point. And the elitists are those who think that the whole game is ruined because they can't PK anymore. Excuse me? Do you even know what a elitist is? Perhaps actually read the dictionary before using cool, big words to make yourself look intelligent? BTW - I guess YOU'RE an "elitist" since you felt the need to bash MY opinion. :shame: He was bashing your opinion because you opinion was bashing his opinions! This is exactly like the "racists to racists" issue.. Excuse me for quiting a game that I no longer find fun and don't really feel like paying for anymore! :roll:

Hey, I thought I was the major Grammar Nazi around here! Quit taking my job! I need to eat sometimes, you know.. :roll: Honestly, grammar has no bearing whatsoever on the strength of an argument... I'm not trying to stick up for this guy, but you're not exactly being civil either.. Perhaps English isn't his native language?

Metal hands!? Dark Lords? OMFG YOU T3h GIPMED OFF Harry p00ter!! :x Lolz, Just kidding.. :lol: I like your story, I felt an overwhelming urge to laugh while reading it though.. Sorry, but you fail at being serious! :lol: I LOVED the Monty Python reference! "Brave" Sir Robin for the win! By the way, adding gore will only keep the little kiddies at bay for a while.. just look at all the eight year olds who play Halo!

Considering the last post was several months ago, I'd say yes.. Thread necromancers ftl..

I had a rather interesting idea in my head for sometime now.. If you ever feel like doing it, I'd be very grateful.. Basically, it's a sig featuring the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse..(Death,Famine,Pestilence, and War).. I drew a little layout drawing for an example of a possible placement for the horsemen..(you don't have to use this) As you can see, you have the horses at the top riding over a possible cityscape scene(I.e trampling mankind)

8? 7? C'mon, at least tell me if I'm getting warm. No.. you're way, way off.. (he's five and a half) -.-

Subtly??? Are you out of your mind?? Bounty hunter and the "new" wild are riddled with problems and inconsistencies! Even with 50k Jagex would still control the prices.. Communism just doesn't mix well in a supposedly open-ended RPG.. Things wrong with Bounty Hunter- 1.Level differences. a lvl 3 paired with a lvl 55 isn't fair, sorry 2.Needs to be non-multi combat 3. Space. It is basically a gray, dead pen.. wow nice creativity Jagex. :roll: 4. Praying. Protect Prayer must NOT be allowed! 5. Automatic skulling= terrible idea. 6. How are monk's robes "not a combat related" item? 7.Looters. Bounty hunter is basically a hang out for looting scum, Edgeville/Varrok wild compressed into a small pen-area. There's more, I just can't think of everything right now.. Things wrong with the wildy- 1.Space. What's the point of having all that space in the wildy now? 2. Reverants.- a.Freezing and poisoning in F2p? Are you kidding me, Jagex? b.No anti-poisons in F2p. ^Lol? c.Kindly explain to me how a lvl 20 ghosts can hit 15's. I have never seen a lvl 20 pure do this.. d. No level cap. A lvl 80 reverant can hurt a lvl 30 player in 30 wild?? How the hell is that fair? 3. Abyss Runecrafting. Sorry runecrafters, but without the abyss pkers, you're nature prices are falling.. There's practically a queue line set up in from of the Zammarok mage! :roll:

Shut the f' up? Excuse me? I would quit, but I have already paid for a year of membership. You think I should just throw that money down the toliet?? I paid 60 flipping dollars for a game, hell yah I'm going to complain if my favorite feature was taken away after I paid.

Sorry about you being banned, but there is a sticky for these kind of things..

MANY people are racist towards Middle Easterners in America.. Especially in the South...(not trying to be stereotypical here!) In America, it is generally accepted that Middle Easterner=Muslim=Terrorist. Now, I'm not a Middle easterner myself, but I see the prejudice all around me, and it's absolutely disgusting. For example, I attend a Southern High school. For civics class, the students had to make posters about the various candidates telling about their platforms, policies, ect. The Barrack Obama Poster was vandalized, spit on, and torn down because he was allegedly a Muslim. Furthermore, I was talking about the event with a few of my classmates, and they said that they wouldn't vote for a Muslim or event a Middle Eastern President because "Iraq's were terrorists"... :wall:

Copy+pasteing is my friend. :

My idea- Character- A newbish person with a wooden sheild and bronze sword. He should probably be wearing a pair of leather gloves/boots, and a blue wizard hat. In the hand not holding his sword, he should be holding a torch. Setting-A gloomy cave, dripping wet. It is pitch black except for the parts iluminated by the torch. The person is standing in the middle of the picture, holding up the torch to reveal the faces of the three Dagganoth Kings. In the background, there are all the boss monsters of runescape, as well as several famously dangerous monsters, such as iron and steel dragons. Monsters-The three Dagganoth Kings(In the front), The King black dragon, the chaos elemental, the KQ, The lvl 702 Jad monster from the fight caves(sorry, cant spell his name), mithril dragons, iron dragons, abyssal demons, dust devils, and maybe Elfavrag(the Dragon slayer dragon) too. Layout picture- Thank you very much! :

I have- -Conradealexi -Plague681(Yes, I know it has numbers, but I made it to twin with a friend, Plague680) -M4gicp0w3r(lost the password to this one..) -Kynareeth -Atomachona(lost the password.. meh) -Uoveriee -Uber_m000gle(Lost the password to this too..)

Oh please, yet another "OMGZORZ, peekayers and staykers and mercanters are n00bs cuz they whines aboot t3h ubdate! Jad3x is l33t and aws3mness, duh, n00b cuz you can't play hahaha cuz j00 cheatz" rant. We really need a sticky for these. Whoah there, Mr./Miss/Mrs. PvP Nazi! I thought this was an RPG, where I could play the game however I wished!. :roll: A)There are many things you can do in this game besides click Java graphics. OMG, skillers aren't "playing the game to it's full potential too!" :roll: B)Who the hell do you think you are that you can tell me how to play a game that I pay for?? C)You apparently seem to be one of those people who think Pvp=cheating. There really isn't sense arguing with such fundamental ignorance... I give up. :wall:

Note- This chapter was starting to get like really long, so I have decided to convert it into two chapters instead.. ~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter One- Of pures and killing Philip and the pure known as Pure_death666 walked down the dark corridors of what used to be Lumbridge Castle. A bright, lively place where new players could hang out and perhaps ask for directions, it was now cold, gloomy, and malignant. Philip didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t particularly enjoy being dragged across the bloodstained floor, but the situation couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be helped; whenever he tried to stand he was brutally kicked in the shins by the pure, who would then scream "ON YOUR KNEES, PINKIE!". After a few rounds of this, Philip finally gave up and let the pure drag him down the hall. As he quickly discovered, there was much to be observed while you were laying on your back. The ceiling had the same neat, regular pattern of stones as the road, broken only by a few spidery cracks. Oddly enough, the floor was exactly the same as well, although a bit colder and damper; for parts of the ceiling glowed red in the dim, flickering light of a few sparse torches. All the windows were boarded up, even the ones made of stained glass. Apparently, Anthony has become a vampire.. Philip had to bite his lip to keep himself from laughing hysterically. What the hell is wrong with me!? Hmm.. maybe I am going insane after all.. Finally, they reached the door; the door to the room that used to be the banquet hall of Lumbridge Castle, now known as "AnthonyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Throne Room". "Ooh yes, youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve caught another pinkie!? Mhmm.. Perhaps Anthony will let me do the killing this time.." said another one of AnthonyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Pure Guards, stationed at this entrance. He was clad in the typical uniform of the Pures; monkÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s robes, probably looted from the corpse of some poor old monk, too old and poor to defend himself. A vicious red dagger hung limply at his side, and Philip could just barely make out the deadly shine of the dripping neon-green poison covering itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s blade. He was young, muscular; yet he also had this almost feline leanness to his physic- a body designed more for attacking than for defending. He stared at Philip like a cat staring at a mouse just out of reach, safely hidden in itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s hole. "If anyoneÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s doing the killing, itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll be me, S33u1nLum! IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m the one who caught him!" Pure_death snarled. His green eyes gleamed with pride and greed; a lion guarding itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s freshly killed antelope from hyenas. "You? YOU? Ha, thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s a laugh!" the pure apparently known as "S33u1nLum" snickered. "WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s your strength level again? Two?" "Umm.." Pure_death fidgeted a bit. Apparently, he is new to the "Levels" ranking system.. Philip thought. "Well? LetÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s hear it then!" "Err.. itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s sixty.." He practically whispered the last part. "SIXTY! ThatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s laughable!" S33u1nLum laughed cruelly. "You think Anthony would really even bother with a strength level sixty pure??" "Hey, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m the one who caught him after all! This isnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t any ordinary pinkie, ether!" "Oh really? I see a useless lump of a pinkie lying on the floor, nothing more, nothing less.. What exactly is so special about this one?" "This just happens to be the former Mod Philip!" "Sure he is. You know what? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m a fish too, and sheep can fly!" S33u1nLum growled sarcastically. Although, he did glare at Philip with renewed interest, and Philip hated the hungry look that came into his eyes at the sound of "Mod Philip". "Believe whatever you want, Seeyou! This IS Philip, and I caught him all by myself!" "Whatever. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll just let Anthony deal with you, kay?" With that, S33u1nLum slowly opened the door, and with a violent jerk, Pure_death666 dragged him inside the chamber.

YAGEX TALES Table of contents Prologue- The end of the end? Chapter One- Of pures and killing Chapter Two- In the flesh Chapter Three-Honor Forgotten(part one of To sell a paper hat) Chapter Four-Buying and selling(part two of To sell a paper hat) Chapter Five-The rarest item in the world(Part three of To sell a paper hat) Chapter Six-Another companion Chapter Seven-A noob's tale Chapter Eight-The beginning of the beginning. Chapter Nine- What lies within Chapter Ten- Curiosity Chapter Eleven-A brave new world(Coming soon!) Prologue-The end of the end? Philip knew this was the end of the end; not only of his life, but of everything. With a small chuckle he remembered the world of his youth, how happy and free it was compared to this horrid version. He wanted badly to return to that lovely time, and if he was granted such a wish he would definitely not spend his days wasting away glued to a book on JAVA coding, locked in his darkened bedroom all weekend. No.. if he was given such a chance he doubted that he would touch any such "revolutionary" book, even with a ten-foot pole. Lost in his memories, he failed to avoid a kick from one of his brotherÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s mindless drones. "OW!" He flinched slightly as his shin throbbed with pain. "Keep moving, you lazy sack of flesh! Or IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll give you something real to mope about!" The guard growled. The sharp, red scimitar he clutched glowed ominously in the fading daylight. "We have to make good time.. Otherwise, our Dear Leader will be most upsetÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ" Dear LeaderÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ Is that what Anthony chooses to call himself now? Whatever happened to "Mod"!? Philip thought. He could almost remember a time when he had held that title himself, Mod Philip. But now was not the time to think about the past. He doubted the guard would be so patient with him the next time he stopped marching. They were always such a violent people.. the "pures".. Thus, the pair marched on through the fields of "New Lumbridge", with the Dear Leader AnthonyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s palace not far away, for Philip could see the effects of the "New" revolution in all directions. It was a "movement", for lack of a better word, to "correct the problems of Runescape", as said by Anthony himself. Philip and the former Mod Craigeth had been the last two Mods to stand against it, fighting for the freedom of the people and, perhaps, for their sanity as well.. There was no question that this "New" Runescape was strange. Even the lowly road that Philip walked on was neat, straight and even, with all itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s cobblestones exactly the same size. The trees were exact clones of each other, as was every blade of grass. Up ahead, he could see a group of "skillers" hacking away at a perfectly formed yew tree. The new autoers, mindlessly gathering resources for "the good of the empire".. When they passed that very yew tree, the "pure" stopped to chat briefly with the supervisor of the yew cutters. "Greetings Comrade Pure_death666!" The "skiller moderator" bowed stiffly. He was generically bald with a brown mustache, and wore a green shirt with a pair of tight, tan pants. "Greetings as well, Comrade IskillforL1f! How goes the gathering of Our Grand NationÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s yew logs?" The guard didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t bow back, but looked at the skiller with distaste and a sense of superiority. In a way Philip was glad for the pures; due to their naturally violent nature they were allowed to retain some aspects of their personality and humanity. "Very well, as always, comrade! Production is up at least two hundred percent! Why, we should be able to meet quota in a few hours time, despite the new, higher standard our Dear Leader has set! May I ask how goes youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re current.. mission?" "Very well. I have finally caught the last fugitive and I am bringing him to await the judgment of our Dear Leader. May his horrid ideas die with him.." "Indeed, comrade. The pinkies have always been ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâresistantÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ to rational thought! I am glad to know that the scrawny fellow youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re escorting is the last of them!" "This isnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t just any ordinary pinkie, this is the legendary former Mod Philip!" "Really? ThatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s him? How fascinating! Unfortunately, I believe our chat must end. I have already spent 11 minutes, 45 seconds, and 5 milliseconds talking to you when I couldÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve used that time to drive these yew cutters to cut faster! Time is logs, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m afraid! So, forgive me, but I must bid you farewell, comrade." "Very well, if that is what you wishÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ Farewell, comrade." The pure sneered, rolling his eyes as he turned to Philip. "Come on, you worthless rat of a pinkie! Rest timeÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s over, scum!" He poked Philip viciously in the back with his sword. "If it where up to me, I wouldÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve killed you on the spot! Sadly, that was not what Dear Leader Anthony requested.." The remainder of the walk was very uneventful, with the pure occasionally making unseemly comments about how he wouldÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve killed Philip "right then and there" and jabbing him in the back with his scimitar. Philip tried his best to ignore this, however it is hard to think of anything but death when there is a bloodthirsty killer breathing down your neck. After another long, painful hour, they finally passed though the gates of "New" Lumbridge. With a nod to some of the other guards, the pure lead Philip to the doors of the sprawling Lumbridge castle, protruding menacingly out of the gathering mist that had settled shortly after sunset. Philip was in a daze as he was lead up the gray steps; the moment seemed to be suspended forever in time. "YouÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re in for it now, pinkie!" The guard hissed as he pushed opened the gigantic wooden doors, forcing the unwilling Philip through the door way with a sharp kick. Philip winced; not only from the pain of the attack, but from the knowledge that this was truly the end of the end, that, after many months of running and hiding, his death had finally come.

Wow.. That was really, really good! I was laughing all the way!! :lol: You did have some grammatical errors though.. Nine kittens out of ten.

C)Why don't you? Why can't you just leave the protesters alone to their own devices? Does it really affect you so much that you have to insult me personally? D)This isn't a war between the skillers and the pkers!!. It affects us all, whatever we do. After January second, you'll understand.. After the second? they are not bringing it back! Its that simple. Its gone. Go play WOW or something. Yeah you wasted money but that was your fault for paying five bucks a month in order to fight in the wild and not using it to do other things. The wild was F2P...you may get better weapons on members but the game is not solely based on Pking. You spent hours playing in the wild and now its gone? Yipee. Thats your fault. Its not your fault...but it is the fault of the golddiggers so blame them. What am I doing? I am trying to make the people realize that they cannot change Jagex's mind. Unless you put a gun to everyone at Jagex's heads, nothing is gonna happen. Its solely decided upon them. If the wild comes back then yeah, all this will have been a waste of time but since I am not seeing it back, I might as well. Yeah the shut the hell up part is harsh...but I am mostly speaking to the golddiggers who are spamming everything up. Holy :shock: It was my fault that I spent my time pking? It was my fault that I choose to partake in a feature which Jagex advertised? Hint- I absolutely hate skilling. I feel the same way about it as you feel about pkers and the wildy. If they took away skilling, would it be your fault too? What do you mean by a "golddigger"? :-s Are you talking about everybody who bothers to make their feelings known, even though the odds are great that Jagex will simply ignore them?!? You have no idea what I meant by the second.. :wall: ~~ It is both the autoers and Jagex's fault-the autoers for screwing up the game so much that Jagex felt the need to nuke the wild, and Jagex for stepping on all of our toes with this update. I would really appreciate if you'd "just shut up" as well, you're accomplishing nothing by insulting all the pkers. It may be a game, but it's simply not fun to play anymore. Sorry, but I don't think skilling is fun. It was something I did for fun, that I flippin' pay for, and Jagex basically took all the fun out of it for me. Telling someone to simply shut the hell up because they don't share your opinions is far more childish. Hell, I never even said that I was one of the people actively protesting this update! -.- I have a life, for you information. There are many other things to do for fun than Runescape, and I did all of then as well. I'm pissed about how they took the fun out of a game that I payed lots of money to play. It's like buying an ice cream cone and, while you're just about to eat it, the managers of the ice cream shop taking away the ice cream part so you only have the cone...

No. I'm not going to just "shut the hell up and live with it". Why? A)I have already spent way too much of my time/money on this game. To have then just nerf the one(nevermind, make that the many) aspects of this game that I enjoy is just plain flipping madness! I bet that if they nerfed skilling in the same way, you'd feel exactly the same as I do.. B)They took my wilderness and replaced it with mini games that, to be honest, suck, calling it "fixed". I'm pissed, and when I'm pissed, I'm going to let Jagex know about, whether it's "constructive" or not. I would quit, but I have already paid for a year of membership in advance.. C)Why don't you? Why can't you just leave the protesters alone to their own devices? Does it really affect you so much that you have to insult me personally? D)This isn't a war between the skillers and the pkers!!. It affects us all, whatever we do. After January second, you'll understand.. ~~ Lmao, look whose flaming who! :roll: We have been both civil and intelligent in our posts, unlike you with your "pk3rs are wh1ny, st00pid n00bs wo cant adapts." Define "right way of making money!!"! You're way!? Puh-lease! This is supposed to be a freeform RPG, I shouldn't be forced to stare at my screen for hours clicking a Java graphic if I want to make money!!

Hmm.. A snow-covered clearing lit by moonlight, surrounded by dark fir trees. There is a group of snowy mountains far off in the distance. There's a pair of deer in the center of this meadow, one male one female, standing next to each other. ~or~ A frozen pond shining in the winter sun, with some geese and a snow-covered island. Trees line the lake's shore. ~or~ A massive expanse of ice and snow in the arctic tundra, with a view of the ocean. A mother polar bear watches her cubs play in the surf. Put "Unoalexi" somewhere on the sig, if you decide to use my ideas..

Names with numbers are flipping annoying! Honestly, everybody is either named pure(random numbers), p00ned you n00b, s33yah1nf4lly, p00ret3rra, m4gepker, pker, p00nedbymaul, or some other combination of l33tspeak, pure, and/or a city. Then there's the people with only numbers for names.. like 660606, or something..(I have a rather prominent suspicion that they bought the account.. :roll: ) Then there's the skillers. Look, I know your willing to spend hours clicking on a tree but do you really have to let us know? Couldn't you at least try to be creative? Most skillers are named Pureskillz, J0hng0tskillz, or another combination of ether l33tspeak, skill/skiller, pure, or their(real life) name. Then there's the immature people. Easy way to see if a person's underaged=Check the account name. If their named "poop, poopy, or poopman," ban immediately. :roll: Who names their account after excrement?? -.- Twelve year olds looking for a quick giggle, that's who!