Unoalexi

3/10. Lines of text? Meh..

I was being serious, people! See you'll need the Chuck Norrises to roundhouse kick any hostile Martians, however I should probably revise my list a bit. -Chuck Norris(army force) -Chuck Norris(Army force) -Laborers(obvious) -Laborers -Bill Gates(money) Chuck Norris creatures- Advantages- -Powerful beings that can roundhouse kick any hostile invaders into submission. Disadvantages- -Can't do much else.. Bill Gates Advantages -Has money to feed population, as well as gather supplies. Disadvantages- -May try to take over colony and establish a Microsoft Dictatorship.

-Chuck Norris -Chuck Norris -Chuck Norris -Chuck Norris -Bill Gates(has money to feed mutant army of Chuck Norrises)

I tape the mouths of the alligators shut with duck tape!

Wrong, it's supposed to be that way.. doing such kills the joke. TPUM thinks I'm a vampire! :ohnoes:

7/10 11+ for the kat, 4- for the bacteria..

Banned because Michael Jackson LIKES you! :shock: :ohnoes:

:XD: So this means that all the Zammorak mages are pigeons then?? :roll:

What happens to turtles who don't know their place.. *snarl*

Banned becuase 10:49 and 10:50 are only one minute apart.. :roll:

Statement, pl0x? Michael Jackson is actually a black guy in disguise..

Banned for same time posting..

My uber-Russiany Ak-47 pwns your noobish American rifle..

Wrong because they can simply use a hearing aid to hear.. Microsoft is run by Bill Gates.

Banned for discussing facial expressions..

Is a very pink pure.. I like pink..

My tiger points out that no one cares about your flippin turtle..

-Needs more details -You probably won't get a pixel...

PNG for quality.. The rocks need to be sharper..

Anatomy-meh shading-meh Eyes-Gosh, poor guy, he's blind.. All for Seven kittens out of ten.. rather boring stance, if you know what I mean..

Arrgh! I was too flipping obvious.. meh.. -.- At least I won't have to write some lame Star Wars scene to explain everything now! :XD: And Loloz, Yassin IS human but.. nah.. Can't give away all my secrets, now can I!? :wink:

Maybe because Yaff2 is right. He says you're not a good artist, but he doesn't want every artist to come in to leave, he's trying to help. Thank you, finally someone who gets it haha, yes im brutally honest, but in some cases, its the only way to get the point across. Guthix, in yout case, theres no other way i can be. im sorry Flaming is not allowed in any form, why? because its useless. Why dont you tell someone what to change, instead of turning him down. Even if yaff is right, he may not flame people. If guthix is offended by yaff in any way, then he has the right to report it to a Staff member. But i dont flame (cept now really) i just am honest. and he thinks its flaming. Umm.. sometimes you say things harshly that could be said nicer.. Yes, your brutally honest, but some of the things you sau could be thought of as 'flaming' in the right context..-.-

Edible because that cake I had last night tasted terrible..

I highly doubt that your pathetic forum mods can pwn my uber-l33t hacking skillz..

No. What people need to realize is that capitalism is NOT perfect. Just take a look at companies such as Mcdonalds and Walmart.. *shudders* and imagine how much worse they would be if America was 100% capitalist. Democracy isn't perfect ether. Yes, the concept is good- every one, no matter what background you come from gets to have their say. However it is VERY easy to take advantage of. For example, lets take the annual presidential election in America. Think about who's counting the votes. Is it the people?! NO! It's the government! The government could just manipulate the numbers around so that the people believe said party candidate won, when in fact, the other person won! In essence, a party's candidates could stay in power forever because of this, and the people would feel no need to rebel because they believe they're being treated fairly.