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Before I say anything, this is just a general overview for an idea I had. So, essentially I got this notion from the idea of "Wilderness Tag" that came to be cause it was deemed boring. In the Lumbridge Courtyard there will sit a new item. The "Planar Portal." The key item for this game is the portal. Now I'm not sure if it's possible to design, but what this portal can do is that it can teleport you to any random spot on the entire map, excluding some areas such as in mimigames, areas you cannot run from, etc. Then your goal is to run back all the way to Lumbridge and get back inside the safe zone... alive. Now a few things. Things that you cannot do and will disqualify your run: 1) Any type of teleporting that you cast: spells, tabs, clothes, etc (randoms teleporting you won't count.) 2) Running through any kind of Safe Zone. 3) Logging out 4) Accessing any store 5) Casting Home Teleport I'm sure there is more that would need to be done. You can wear any kind of equipment that you so choose, but cannot have anything in your inventory, all stats will be reset to normal by the portal. Also since you can't enter any safe zones, you also cannot take anything from your bank. You can use prayer, use any altar, eat any food you find, wield/wear any weapons/armor you find. Whatever you can do to make it back to Lumbridge. Now the rewards will have a number of factors that determine what you get: How many people attacked you, the level of the people that attacked you, the number of creatures and their levels that attacked you, distance traveled, if you were teleported into the wild, how much money your items are worth, and the amount of time it took you to get back. I think for the rewards should be a point system and you can use the points to buy stuff from Hans. Even if it would take a very high number of points, it would be nice if you had a sure fire way of obtaining a certain type of brawling gloves, PVP armor, as well as some clothing showing how good you are at surviving.

I think they should be made as an ultimate type of herblore creature. Increase their drops to add in tail and maybe if you have an empty vial when you kill them, you get their blood. Good for some new high lvl pots.

Yeah, so was taking a blunt object and whacking someone over the head and killing them for 3gp and some bones. Doesn't stop me from doing it on RS.

i can't find any cute little things to associate with passover. It's like "yay let's celebrate the day when god killed a bunch of innocent kids for no other reason than the leader of their people liked having slaves!(not there is any evidence of hebrew people ever being enslaved in egypt mind you) I'll bring the potato pancake things, you bring the unleavened bread." I'm not Jewish and I don't care about all that. I just want a little beanie to wear on my head. :twss:

Um, can anyone say that Jagex has actually cofirmed an Easter associated update this year? I mean they have in the past done the update more than a week prior to the holiday in question. Maybe MMG is Jewish and we'll get a Passover event. That would be sweeet. Yarmulkes! :pray:

Youknow, Unorclan keeps asking me for articles and I've written around 3 for him, but yet none of them are being published. Makes me wonder why I've even written them.

[hide=] Thanks for the quick reply I have a strong feeling I will enjoy the game. The main reason I stopped playing was because I couldn't afford membership (yeah i was a poor 13 year old :P) but now I have enough money and I wanna give it a go. When I was a member they were the best gaming moments of my life It could end up being a waste of money but tbh I wasted more money on WoW then anything else so i wont be sad about loosing £4.50 =P The only way I can see myself enjoying this game is by being a member since I have spent so much time being a non member it will become boring. Thanks for the suggestion but I dont want it to do anything with koo :P something new. I was thinking maybe a word like Dragon or Blade with 123 at the end or whatever. I dunno im just brain storming lol Yeah I heard about all of that stuff and it doesn't affect me because pvp wasn't really my thing and its for the greater good really. I am excited to try out the GE because the days of world 1 west varrock bank was a pain to sell stuff because of all the people spamming. [/hide] Yeah well, KooKooKachu is a Beatles reference. You could also do "IamtheEggman" or "IamtheWalrus." God those would be awesome.

I would definitely give it a shot. I mean honestly the only thing you have to lose is a few hours and a couple of bucks should you not like it. -edit- If it fits, you gotta do KooKooKachu as your name. I am the Walrus baby. \

I personally have 4 of them. Gnome Stronghold, Gnome Maze, Catherby, and Brimhaven. And I get roughly 50 a day from them. I don't know how you get mass quantities, but they did it somehow. And probably because they weren't selling, people made milk and and shells and are selling those instead, which aren't selling. It must be a merch clan cause I've watched them hover between 900-1100 gp for over a year and a half now, and they went to 2k in just over a week.

Okay, so I've never had an issue selling them. Last 2 weeks they had risen from about 1k to 2k, not they're falling and I can't sell one to save my life. I was just wondering if anyone knew if some clan or something had done some price manipulation as I can't get rid of them. Nor can I sell coconut milk or even the empty shells leftover used for super compost.

If you don't wish to buy a cannon, there is a good spot that I use to kill them for it's relative cheapness. I go to the old Ullek ruins where the High Priest of Scabaras is. Yes, it's far from a bank, but if you're only doing 40 you can do it no problem. There are a few rooms and adjoining tunnels where only melee and rangers go. You can kill them at a decent rate there. Just be careful because it's multi combat as well, and turn off your auto-retaliate or the rangers will pull you into the big room with the mages in them. Oh, and no light source is needed there.

i was wondering if something like this would happen. A flood of content after going so long without. This sounds promising.

Who else is gonna make you a sandwich when you're crafting nats for 10 hours straight? Your mum :D Or maybe his "life partner" Lance?

I imagine they did it to give the posters a place to complain about their crappy performance instead of spread over the entire forum.

Or make new costumes for the penguins to disguise themselves in? Maybe as diffrent races?

Yes, this is one of them, very annoying. To the people saying to use firefox, why should people have to change their browser because of Jagex's new ads? I find that interesting because I keep getting that ad and I had to specifically hover over it to get it to expand down.

I cook so that I can eat the food. I only cook for my own personal use anymore. My level is just under 90 at the moment.

That spot over the Underground Pass that's southeast of Arandar, southwest of West Ardougne, northeast of Lletya and northwest of the Observatory. It's a big area and would love to see somerace living high up in the mountains.

I guess its as said above, it opens to that size when your mouse crosses over it. The point is that if i accidently cross over it with my mouse, then i have to waste my time and patience dealing with it, when there was nothing wrong with the way the ads were before. I'm not trying to take money out of Jage'x pocket, they can keep their ad there, just make it stay there. yeah this is idiotic, it's very difficult to move your mouse from the address bar to the navigation without touching the advert, and you shouldn't have to avoid that section of the page. I find it very easy since I never did it and was only able to when trying on purpose. Maybe Jagex can hire some online psychics to know who is a member and who isn't?

I got a few more. 1) Give all the Male characters breasts and all the female characters beards. 2) Make the gates at Prifddinas clickable and open and when you do you end up at one of the other doors. 3) Turn everyone's character into Classic models in the game for the day. 4) Be able to throw eggs are each other like rotten tomatoes at the Duel Arena. 5) Everyone is invited to a Dragon Picnic.

I have never had any issues with Jagex and the way they have done their ads in any way over the past 7 years that I have played. And I don't know what ad you're talking about that's taking up this half page. I mean they're banner ads for God's sake.

Burthorpe is still pretty useless. Only people down there are the people to cook stuff cause they can't finish Varrock Achievement Diary.

Maybe you can take the Dragon Pick to some dwarf and he can combine it with the Adze and make it a combo deal, with random ores being smelted into bars as well as upping it's combat stats.

Everyone has afros for the day and they give you a "Dragon Pick" for you to groom it with.

well he is saying what the [bleep] people fell for [bleep] sake rs now barealy has over 100 000 player on during peak hours this IS PATHETIC! it used to be on average 500 000 the game is solo now. he is just saying what is actually going on and what people are feeling. We should gather all the Jagex haters in this thread then nuke em imo. Right after we do the same to all the Jagex lovers. Love or hate Jagex, you still play the game and need to respect other's opinions. Brown nosing is just as annoying as obnoxious as hate mail. Clarification: You should respect someone's right to an opinion, not the opinion itself.