Dizzle229

Happy Release Day :thumbsup:

AHHH, you beat me to it, haha. Welcome to TIF, oh Lord and Master.

*gives internet muffin*

I went on and said HYT right away, guy made an annoyed look and disconnected. Guessing I got one of you :thumbsup: So confirmed I've gotten: Impersonator, jaerk, kenshin, swordude DOOMY, and ultima. Some British guys talking even though I''m not in chat with them... And who was that one person I just got, I saw a closet on the cam, then the person said Hyt but disconnected before I could respond. Kenshin... GET OUT OF MAH COMPUTER! P.S. Yay, I interest DOOMY.

She seemed to be having fun, but near the end before I said "heard dat", she farted and smiled a bit, but tried to keep going. When I called her out, she cut and ran :lol: [hide]* Connected, feel free to talk now * Stranger: rawr? Stranger: stophyt. Stranger: nohyt. Stranger: hytdie. Stranger: diehyt. You: hyt? You: TIF? Stranger: ....GIF? You: PANCAKES Stranger: ....RABBITS You: AH ONCE SAW A TURTLE IT WAS HUUUGE, LIEK, BIGGER THAN.. EARTH.. OR SPACE.. OR A RABBIT Stranger: WOAHHH Stranger: MY NEPHEW ONE TIME Stranger: WAS EATING SOME PRINGLES Stranger: AND HE LIFTED ONE UP Stranger: AND WAS LIKE Stranger: "THIS CHIP Stranger: IS BIGGER Stranger: THAN THE WHOLE LIFE." Stranger: ...and I was like Stranger: thats pretty big. You: Yeah, life is pretty big. Especially when you spend it watching Spongebob reruns. Stranger: ......wow. Stranger: like... Stranger: ... Stranger: monkeyrollerskate? Stranger: because.. that would be cool? Stranger: on a spongebob episode.. Stranger: like a seamonkey? You: Don't joke about monkeys on rollerskates. I lost my son in a rollerskating monkey accident. Stranger: Very sorry dear. How old was she? Stranger: bet he hwas a heartbreaker. Stranger: She probably was very young, eh? Stranger: You must have been devasted to lose him.' You: Yep. Oh, and how did you know he/she was gender confused? Stranger: if I tell you a secret Stranger: you musn't tell anyone Stranger: for.. Stranger: i will be swallowed Stranger: by.. a chip Stranger: if you do. You: k i am gud @ seekrits. Stranger: infact, I probably will be Stranger: regardless. Stranger: I have Stranger: the Fortrix. Stranger: I made the Matrix Stranger: and the Force Stranger: Unite under one banner Stranger: and Stranger: the Schwartz You: Mel Brooks is going to sue you. Stranger: Schwortrix. You: For Schwartz infringement. Stranger: Indeed Stranger: and then, Stranger: I will be swallowed whole Stranger: by Stranger: chip Stranger: a chip You: I knew a guy named chip once. You don't know him, I think his name was Stuart or something. You: Heard dat Stranger: no Stranger: broken sound card * Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *[/hide]

Scared away a TIFer. Twas fun. * Connected, feel free to talk now * You: First things first. Hyt? Stranger: hyt Stranger: Impersonator You: Who? Stranger: whos this? You: Oh lol. Otherwise known as Pinkbullet? Stranger: baret You: Oh. dizzle229 h'ya. Stranger: popcorn + wine You: = Vodka. Stranger: nice Stranger: it's a delicious combination, I assure you You: Ah yes, all the fun of soggy popcorn, plus the drunk driving afterwards, Stranger: you don't mix them untill they get past your taste buds Stranger: that's the trick You: Gargling popcorn and wine. Thats a neat trick right there. Stranger: certainly would be You: Especially when put popcorn and wine in your mouth and swallow vodka. You: MAGIC You: Haven't responded in a while. He must be dead. Oh well, I'm sure you won't mind if I sing a little song while you're dead. Stranger: tring to find your profile You: Oh, nvm. Can I still sing? Stranger: ok You: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success. You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. You: Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. You: For the good of all of us. You: Except the ones who are dead. You: But there's no sense crying over every mistake you just keep on trying till you run out of cake You: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. * Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

You know what gets to me? Post time limits. I like making big quotes, so i am making it so this huge quote doesn't die by quoting myself :twss:

Lol, some guy with a riot shield backed himself into a corner and was absorbing our rounds, and I cooked a grenade for a few seconds. As soon as re realized what I was doing he tried to move, but just a moment too late.

The answer to campers: cooked grenade.

I really like the accolades, it's like the medals in Halo 3.

Various parts of a Vietnam war era UH-1 "Huey" helicopter, including some of the controls and a rotor blade. An armed grenade :ohnoes: That's about it, really.

"Homey D Clown Don't mess around Even though the man Try to keep him down"

Just one I think :sad:

Me + Predator = :P

I love this game. Epic storyline, and epic multiplayer. Seriously about multiplayer, there's so much going on now! I was on some desert map, and I looked down out of a window to see a bunch of enemies below me. Dropped down behind them and got all 4, propmting a huge series of kills and streaks that won the game.

So many people bought this game that Blockbuster had like 30 copies. I rented it, started playing, and before I knew WTF it was 9:30 and I was at the beginning of Act 3 :blink: Turned it off at that point, gotta leave some for tomorrow.

Because clowns taste funny. Why isn't Gary Coleman my father?

What I want to know is, how was he in the army for long enough to get such a rank without ever being deployed until now?

Isn't it Armistice Day everywhere else? How come in the US we have a different name for everything? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going out to play some football.

Beetlejuice Terminator 2 Dawn of the Dead (original)

If you force them do do labor, they most likely won't make up for what it costs to keep them alive. In the end, society is still paying for a worthless individual. As for things like murder: If someone is 100% known to have murdered someone (caught on camera, stuff like that), then that person should be cheaply executed by gunshot. In my eyes, if you murder someone, you have no right to continue breathing. Period. Of course, cases like this where it's 100% sure are rare, but not to be forgotten.

While I still think dedicated servers only matter for competitive gamers, is it seriously $90? Like...really?

What I mean is, they're criminals. If they don't suffer in their execution at all, then it's not really a sentence is it? They're not paying for their crime, just getting off the hook.

Then you watched the good ones. This isn't just nostalgia, shows from Scooby Doo (60's) to Rugrats (90's) made sense. Now the only plots that make sense are when they recycle them from older shows. Though I have to say, Family Guy's newer shows have been more about plot and less about gags, like The Road to Germany and Petergeist. Hell, every episode of the last season has had developed plots.

Best method of execution I can think of: Single shot to the windpipe. Cheap (some types of ammo are only a few cents per), and the person is guaranteed to die from it in a few minutes, and they suffer for a bit so it's not just letting them go like a headshot is. I'm not 100% sure a shot to the windpipe is guaranteed to kill, maybe someone with more knowledge of this can correct me if I'm wrong.