Dizzle229

That user posted a thread in Rants titled "im so hott". Sensors indicate troll. How this one escaped the ban hammer to a 37 post count is the real question.

Kc, that is probably the greatest deal in the history of gaming :thumbup:

Look on the bright side. You are now in possession of $30 worth of candy.

It's Halloween, which means Trick or Treaters. I'm currently sitting at my desk, with the door open and looking out to the front lawn. There's a metal baseball bat in my lap, and if I see an egg carton or a roll of toilet paper there will be hell to pay.

I live just a few miles away from that damn house :ohnoes:

People who automatically have the views of their parents. This is probably why they have mock elections in schools. I even know a kid who is anti-semitic because his stupid mom is <_< Him: Man, I hate Jews. Me: ...why? Him: Because they ALL try to rip you off, every single one of them. Me: That's not true, it's just a stereotype. You're Italian, do you speak entirely in puns about spaghetti? Him: No. Me: So stereotypes are complete bull. Him: No trust me, my mom works with these people all the time. People like this need to be shot. People that stupid and narrow minded cannot be allowed to reproduce.

Are you my mummy?

Back about 10 minutes stopping you from making this recycled thread.

Is the world going to end in 2012? Yes. Just like it ended in 1921, and 1965, and 2000, and 2005. Yeah the Mayan Calendar ends in 2012, but did they really have a reason to continue it?

People who spell the word "actually" wrong as the describe themselves as a God are pretty pathetic too.

It's an absolute upgrade of L4D1 in every way. The weapon you hold is a little too far to the right though, and the graphics seem a little pixelated. I'm assuming I either have to set my resolution or wait and see if they fix these things somehow. The gore has been seriously amped up. I shot an infected in the stomach and noticed that there was a see-through hole going right through it, organs and all. Good job, Valve, you truly are the best PC devs :thumbup: PS: The epic writing on the walls comes back! Found this in a saferoom.

Nvm, got it working. Some stupid thing where Steam wasn't downloading some update, had to reinstall for the 5th time.

This demo is pissing me off. I download it and it tells me I may need to update my video drivers. Well how the [bleep] do I do that? Turns out I don't need to know, because the damn thing doesn't start in the first place. It said to try and reinstall it, so I did, and now its going at 100 KB/s when I should be getting at least 1 MB/s.

Made my Confirmation today. It wasn't so bad, but these guys are experts at turning a 15 minute ceremony into a 3 hour borefest.

[hide]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 21/m/Germany, you? Stranger: FORM OF OCTOPUS! You: shaoe of: Bucket! Stranger: FORM OF ZEBRA! You: SHAPE OF: MICHEAL ATKINSON! Stranger: FORM OF COYOTE! You: SHAPE OF: MOOSE! OH GOAWD Stranger: FORM OF GNAT! You: SHAPE OF: BUG ZAPPER Stranger: FORM OF CAMEL! You: SHAPE OF: HUNGRY ARAB Stranger: FORM OF PIDGEON! You: SHAPE OF: ANGRY NEW YORK WINDOW WIPER Stranger: FORM OF ZERO COOL Stranger: Mess with the best, die like the rest. You: I once found a dog turd, it was liek SIX INCHES LONG MAN Stranger: O_O Stranger: srsly? You: Oh ya, I took a picture if you want to see it. Stranger: I do You: http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200708/r165458_613069.jpg Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Aussies will get the last joke.

[hide]Kyle Reese is actually younger than John Connor. John meets Kyle in the future, and sends him on a one way trip back in time to protect Sarah Connor, though whether he knew he was his father I don't know. It's very possible that John intended for him to die in the past after serving his purpose, or else the timeline would be [bleep]ed.[/hide] I dunno, Terminator Salvation pretty much explained it all, but watch them in order.

[bleep] YOU DOLPHIN AND WHAAAALE!!! This was hilarious :thumbsup:

Buddy... *exhales cigarrete smoke* ...we already are dependent.

NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. THE INTERNET IS A PLACE FOR SERIOUS VIDEO GAME RELATED DISCUSSIONS! K I'm done.

I agreed with getting rid of old things for more relevant topics. Am I the only one that thinks all math after 5th grade is completely useless? I mean, the only math you need to know is basic math. 2+2=4. 4x3=12. That stuff. As long as you possess finger and these basic skills, you can use a calculator to figure out anything else. What they need is a class on how to use graphing calculators.

Doesn't get any whiter than me. Half Dutch, half Italian.

It's a really cool game, but as Yahtzee said, it seems more like Jack Black's thing than Tim Schafer's. (sp?)

Is absolute realism really FUN when you're making a game about war?

According to his wiki he also liked everything else by Valve, and Prototype and Infamous.

Since I'm too terrified to watch it, can someone please tell me what the Hamburger Lady is? A script if it's a story, lyrics if its a song?