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Remember to pull her hair and lick her elbow

There's no need to pay for her really.

It was an actual monogamous relationship. So aye, it's the latter choice it seems. Key word "was". It may not be over in your mind but it's certainly over in hers. Move on; you won't regret it.

Does no one else think ez's situation is incredibly straightforward? If all you're doing is FWB, drop the jealousy; she doesn't owe you anything. If you're in a monogamous relationship, dump her immediately - it's clear she has NO interest in being faithful.

edit: ffs

"if you live with her and don't respond to her escalating she will just cheat on you as revenge" - favourite quote

8.5 inches isn't bad hair wise. I was thinking < 4 from the way you described it

You don't have to do cardio to trim fat. As long as your diet is good just doing weights will burn plenty of fat. From a general health perspective though, cardio is good to do.

torch is still pretty large iirc. A fair bit bigger than the bold (that's the one I have) the bold has exposed keys but with the keypad lock I don't think I've ever pocket dialed anyone

Changed my oil myself today. Probably saved $20 or so

Not everyone can get a Microsoft internship though. Google probably does something similar with their interns right? I have a Grooveshark internship next summer and it won't be nearly as cool as Microsoft/Google :/ Still i'd imagine grooveshark would be a pretty cool internship

I do think it's a bit of a fallacy to say that having kids = poverty. Certainly raising children is expensive, but it's entirely possible to have a lot of fun and thoroughly enjoy life without spending large amounts of money on vacations and other extravagances. If your goal is to spend large amounts of money on extravagant vacations and other things, then yes, having children will certainly eat into your budget for that.

lool never gonna happen edit: be my princess kim, i'll shower you with presents

TIF is productivity (i'm in denial) @Randox. Yeah, it's very heavily subsidized here. I paid $4k a year for school, I had an international student in my class (exact same program) who was paying 20.

The forehead works as well. And the cleavage. Then you run into the other eye contact problem: too much.

If you have problems with eye contact, look at the bridge of his nose. You don't actually make eye contact but it's impossible to tell unless you're < 6 inches away.

I kind of would like to get it off my chest rather than dawdling. It's just when it gets to the moment, I get all awkward and lose eye contact, lose the will to talk; all the things that were absolutely fine in normal times before I liked him all crumble to pieces. I am not normal when I'm nervous, which I do get when I like someone, so I'm probably just coming off as weird recently. I don't know why I'm acting like it's some big thing, I wish I could just downplay it because it really isn't even a big deal. At least, it shouldn't be. Most people aren't "normal" when they're nervous, that's what being nervous does to you. Nothing unusual about it, just takes practice to get over it

Some people just don't like texting. You also don't have to directly tell him you like him, you could just ask him out for coffee or something pretty low key like that.

Agreed completely. The relationship is over, you owe her nothing.

Are you trying to get back together with her? (your ex) If not, why do you care what she thinks of you having sex with other people?

Just because he "doesn't like anyone" doesn't mean he'll never like anyone. Methinks you're just looking for an excuse to avoid talking to him about it. Just tell him you like him and see what happens. The worst thing that can happen is that he'll say he doesn't like you which will suck a little bit, but you'll get over it and be much better for the experience.

Is there such a thing as an omega male? If so I'm definitely one

We get these pretty often...I'm usually an INTJ but I'll redo the test now and see if anything different comes up. Got ISFP. Odd...every other time I've been INTJ. I've never used this site before though...

Was this a double claw PHP hammer? Haha no, pretty sure it was a regular hammer. Also (only posting because I read it today) you might find this interesting: http://blog.sucuri.net/2013/07/malware-hidden-inside-jpg-exif-headers.html

I had a strange experience this morning. I usually set my alarm for 6:30, get up, reset it for seven, and then get up at seven. I was having a dream about being in some kind of classroom, and my friend had a watch, that all of a sudden started beeping really loudly. The teacher/prof got pissed and my friend was trying to turn it off, except he couldn't. I offered to try, and didn't have any luck. I even started hitting it with a hammer and it still didn't shut up. Finally I threw it over a wall...and woke up to find that it was 6:42, and my alarm was going off. (and presumably had been for the last twelve minutes) Dreams are really interesting...the way your mind can make up something that seems entirely plausible to react to external stimuli, all while still being asleep. Crazy.