Saradomin_Mage

Made a pork pie, which is supposed to require 74 cooking. It's only one bite to eat, and heals 1080LP, which makes it t54 food (doesn't seem to account for the 10% bonus bacon food is supposed to get). Also boosts your summoning and farming by 5. In your bacon eating frenzy you also consume the pie dish.

16-stack heals 1100? Is it one bite or two? Eh, only one bite. T54 food should heal 1188 though, not 1100.

Ranged dual wield fix, ffs that was fast :P inb4 keystone price jump

oh cxb? :P

Think those are energy potions, but any should do.

lol thanks man, now I feel slightly less bad about myself :P

You could stick to fury (3.2M) if you're unwilling to buy Saradomin's whisper and murmur (5.1M and 1.8M) which only provide a critical increase of 0.2% to each of their respective classes. Get the offhand chaotic claw first, so you can at least dual wield it with chaotic rapier for t80 melee dw, and then get the mainhand one for the critical bonuses over rapier (but only after you get chaotic staff first for t80 magic). Try to get royal crossbow asap, as it's much cheaper to obtain and maintain that dw chaotic xbows, and has generally better DPS (snapshot's extra damage is probably superior to needle strike's critical bonus) fixed in an update.

ffs rip accident free record, hit some dude's car while changing lanes :<<<<<<

wow, such a clear and flawless representation of ltk

congrats ! =D>

also makes me wonder how people figured out that entangle worked good on the kk playing with asc bows: 963mh 481oh wanted to test unload because the description implies that it's garbage (110% base, 10% stronger with each consecutive hit) rapid 1367-1396 94%-96% rico 1462-1480 101%-102% stun 1512 104% needle 1747-1810 120%-125% piercing 1820-1861 126%-128% piercing stun 2272-2364 157%-163% bombard 3199 3270 221%-226% unload 1st hit 2704 187% 2nd hit 2933-3069 203%-212% 4th hit 3584-3611 248%-250% crits : 100%-105% ability damage couldn't get a 3rd hit crit on unload

u sneaky u changed da title @@@@

omg way to come out

hehehehe hahahaha (bring sextant, watch, etc) You only need those for coordinate clues. He must be off the spot a little or it is just a glitch. Finished the clue, that spot only worked when I dragged out a sextant, watch etc lol.

ffs all I wanted to do was a treasure trail why is everything going wrong

Now I have a better face to put behind every message in game -.-

wtf her shirt changes halfway how long did it take you to bake also who's taking all da pics

That feeling when I could actually figure out everything in the crossword puzzle :D wheeee

nothing more infuriating than getting keystones at the legiones :( gl on crossbow building!

Can a mod please capitalise the T in Update teasers? I'm getting antsy just looking at it :s

Dang, thought it dropped full triskelions.

ooooooh happily bought the premium membership when it came out and then I realised I had just bought 365 spins ffs :(

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