mitochondrion

i wouldn't tattoo another person without their permission. as in, if they came up to me and asked me to do it. i also wouldn't use the same needle. or any of the other basic stereotypes i assume you're associating with me. no idea what you're referencing with "scratcher" but yeah. in addition, flaming is suitable for needles, so an autoclave isn't required at all. industrially, perhaps, but as a one off, no. i'm going to bed cause it's six am, so don't expect a reply back. :).

You have access to an autoclave I suppose? I'm not acting awesome over the internet. I can get ahold of your address pretty easily. cause there's really a need for you to come and get a plane over to the UK, isn't there? and yeah, an autoclave's the only method of sterilization around. :) edit: you must think i'm not that bright a person. i can assure you, i am.

yeah, cause most diseases can really be spread on a sterile needle. also, way to act all awesome over the internet, mate. regarding fading, i've had a lip tat for around 18 months and it's not faded at all. lip tats usually fade faster than normal tats anyway, so bleh at that. and i didn't mean any sort of complex bird drawing.

diy tats are awesome. i'm giving myself two birds on my pelvis as soon as i can find a shop that stocks the right ink.

the ability to turn my arm into a washing line at whim.

none whatsoever. wait, does "people aren't as good as me" count?

how does this involve anyone at all? why are you arsed? it's got nothing to do with you, just play the game.

hahaha. nice one. no justice cause you broke the rules, mate.

or calling them really witty names.

AYE.

Are you really sure that cows are a good training option until 99? yeah, i completely am, and i wasn't joking whatsoever. cows until forty at least. barbarians are always packed. once you're forty, try dark wizards south of fally, they're great exp. went all the way to 60 on those bad boiz. granted, i'll get shouted at for suggesting those, but whatever.

yeah, 35k/hr ish.

definitely on the ranging potion tip.

yeah, you'll breeze it if you range

or maybe like, go outside?

triangle, you really do need 60 agility to do those quests. i tried at 54 (i think) and failed everything completely to the point where i was thinking "can't be arsed doing another underground pass style quest where i get angry at the screen".

for melee, whip + defender for range - knives of the highest quality you want to pay for magic, a staff.

hire yourself to do that job. either that or just don't pick them up.

once you've done a bit of agility, you'll realise you don't want to get eighty ;).

cows in fally field! all the way to 99 ;).

thieving will take far longer than that to get from 1-99. i'd say around 100 hours. also, I make all my gems into bracelets and alch them. granted, i only do this when i've got ~500 of each gem (not including diamonds :()

so it is free? nice one.

truth. barby course til wildy course. wildy course til 99. for regicide, i'd reccomend at least 60 agility. keep your run energy up too, that seems (probably not proven at all) to help you pass the stick traps and the leaf traps.

dark wizards south of fally. wear your best leather armour and pick up all the bones so you can cast bones to bananas. my pure stayed there for hours. they drop decent runes in pretty large quanities. they also autoattack and it's fairly decent experience. remember that if you get 100 natures a trip, that's better than getting 1 rune scimmy from cockroaches per trip, though it mightn't seem that way at first.

definitely not rune arrows, but yeah, yew bows would be a good plan.