PlzPuddngPlz

You should go to the door with the cat on it (the temple used in icharin's little helper) equip the items, then dance. The line "beware of double agents" means that when you dance a double agent will appear, who will then attack you (most people say they're level 108, but mine are 65 (103 combat). Take the carpet to the door, equip the items, dance, kill double agent, talk to Uri. *EDIT*Good job!

Don't call them merchanters. They are manipulators. I think he meant to piggyback on the pvp updates and buy things that you think will go up as a result of those updates.

[hide=] [/hide] Yay! Long, essay-style responses! (no cheating). We should have dogs if we're going to accept survivors, they were used in wwz to check people, but they'd have to be in cages, else they would rip your throat out. Anyways, I thought blackdawn was the leader, and doom had the place. Rememer, the zsg is required reading.

Gah! Bickering! Anyways, I was thinking that doom should try to get a position at the power plant so she can examine the layout and sneak stuff in for us. :lol:

Well, the up arrow key has priority over the down arrow key.

I need help deciding which of the below things I should in my signature. I figured that all you nice people(?) at the TIF will help me decide. Thanks. *EDIT* On second thought, I guess this might go in H&A. [hide=] Thats true in real life too(but we just don't know it.. :twisted: ) Roll on the floor lighting my freaking [posterior] on barbecue? Anyways, I think that was done on purpose. Still very funny. Yeah, I missed 1337 total level because I got 2 farming levels at once because of Tears Of Guthix. Deal. (Steve Patterson on the subject of self-help books)... I have recently published my own book. The pages are blank, but it's really thick. Actually, it's a shelf-help book. Also I have published a guidebook for getting around a certain southern Ontario town. It's a Guelf-help book. Also, I have a book on how to help people without them knowing that you're helping them. It's a stealth-help book. I was driving back from wingfest yesterday, and while stopped at an intersection, heard one person say to another person (both on bikes) "Don't go any faster! I'm reaching terminal velocity!" For those of us who arent physicists, terminal velocity is what is reached when an object cant go any faster. [/hide]

i'll take a wild guess that it involves 26k You should dive into the flame tent. Bandos.

Well, I'd try to make the money, then make more money, then buy it, then make more money, then buy some armour, then make some more money. Since I've already established that you have no idea what that thing in your avatar is, where did you find it. I think you should make the 2m and buy it.

My only criticism with this guide is that you don't post how long your trips took, how many kills you got, and the sheer number of avian guides already out there. 8/10.

Good idea, and since doom's power plant burns wood chips, maybe we could use one of the burners as a zombie incinerator :thumbsup: Perfect. That's the kind of innovation we're looking for.

Nooooooooo!

Just got toast too. [hide=][/hide] You can't see him, but he was in splitbark w/ ancient staff.

I was thinking, we'd also need a list of skills/ jobs that people are good at. E.x. farming, repairing stuff, survival in the wilderness, etc.

That is an awesome idea. I'll do that after I'm finished with mobilizing armies. If someone is asking for my stuff, I won't give it but instead will tell them to go kill men, then sell their bones on the ge. If someone is asking for directions, I'll give them but won't show them the way. If someone is asking me if they can borrow (insert item here) I'll lend it to them if I'm not planning to use it. Oh, and I'll give those "buying knife/rope/mortar and pestle/chisel/law 1-10k ea" people the item for free.

What'd I do? :P (The quotes messed up my reply for some reason) I said that, not demoliboy. You were running around the basement level rewards room like a chicken with it's head cut off. Very funny.

Conflict: Camping armies. There are wayyy too many campers here, and It's hard or near impossible to win if 2 or more of them are piling you. Siege: MY favorite, but that's probably because that's where my 14-game win streak came from. Hoard. Boring, annoying. Rescue: Haven't played yet.

You just said exactly what I was about to say. I hope we'll see more than 6 types of units. this is pretty much shooting for high demands but i want to see gwd bosses in play in this mini game, i want to see mith drag burning away on goblins, i want to elves getting bashed up by corpreal beast, i want to see bigger and badder and uglier squads Yeah, me too. I just had an epic game of siege in which my last unit was red-barred and loading rocks for the catapult, and I " broke into the castle". I love this game.

lemme guess, the Fallforit is the fake one?

sure you were \ :lol: Since I can't actually listen to an audio recording of your voice, I'd say you're mocking me. That's rude :shame: (and I was blue). I've won all of my siege games except for one, where everyone piled me at the start :x Light elves+ spam-clicking+ distractions+ narbs= WIN lol sorry bro had to do that, but gratz on wining, keep it up, never know when i might be facing you in a seige game :thumbsup: [/hide] Oh, and does anyone know what the rank/ criteria are to unlock rescue mode? uh oh. Somebody that I might be facing knows my strategy and how to defeat me :ohnoes:. Oh, and I saw esper jones in w 79 ma. Try to find him, the pic's in "pictures of those TIFers" or whatever it is. [/hide] In order to play hoard you need to play siege, and in order to play rescue you need to play hoard Thanks! I saw someone quickchat that they had 267, so at least one person does.

Don't forget that we have an overabundance of ice cubes, icicles, frozen lakes, frozen earth, permafrost, frozen people of all kinds, frozen oil (let's see you Americans go without that), frozen narwhals, frozen mountains and frozen rivers. :lol: :lol: :lol: I love being the stereotypical Canadian.

[hide=] sure you were \ :lol: Since I can't actually listen to an audio recording of your voice, I'd say you're mocking me. That's rude :shame: (and I was blue). I've won all of my siege games except for one, where everyone piled me at the start :x Light elves+ spam-clicking+ distractions+ narbs= WIN lol sorry bro had to do that, but gratz on wining, keep it up, never know when i might be facing you in a seige game :thumbsup: [/hide] Oh, and does anyone know what the rank/ criteria are to unlock rescue mode? uh oh. Somebody that I might be facing knows my strategy and how to defeat me :ohnoes:. Oh, and I saw esper jones in w 79 ma. Try to find him, the pic's in "pictures of those TIFers" or whatever it is.

Esper jones at MA: [hide=][/hide]

sure you were \ :lol: Since I can't actually listen to an audio recording of your voice, I'd say you're mocking me. That's rude :shame: (and I was blue). I've won all of my siege games except for one, where everyone piled me at the start :x Light elves+ spam-clicking+ distractions+ narbs= WIN

You just said exactly what I was about to say. I hope we'll see more than 6 types of units.

I like siege mode: (I was blue).