Behind my house I have a big cliff, probably 30-40 feet high. When I was a kid, like 10 years old, me and my friends made a little glider thing... I wanted to try it out so I jumped off the little cliff with it.. yeah, broke both my legs, three ribs and my left arm. Another time, I was 12 and I pissed off some girl at school. I waiting in line to sharpen my pencil or something, I can't really remember, and she stabbed me full out in the back with her pencil. :|