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I have this issue where I can't add anymore pictures or change any of mine (on tinder). Sucks to be me, huh. I get a fair few matches with my current set of pictures - but I have to rely on my profile description... I have tried re-installing tinder - reactivating the permissions through Facebook e.t.c I think your Facebook pictures have to be set to public in order for them to be usable on Tinder. If they're set to friends-only or something, Tinder won't recognize them. Also make sure you're looking in the correct location. One of my Tinder pics is an older pic that I posted on my timeline a while back so it's under my "timeline photos" Facebook album

You need better pics then

My snapchat username is creepyoldman followed by some numbers (creepyoldman69 was already taken, sadly). :D

Also make sure you include your 4me stat in your profile description if it's really good, so that girls know that you're the perfect male specimen. Or in my case a fine, cool as [bleep] 8' tall giant with a micropenis.

I think I've got a pretty solid Tinder system established now. :geek: I took a lot of things from this guy's guide. It's basically just a more concise version of the OKC/POF/Match system. Just use 1 or 2 profile pictures. Keep your profile blank unless there's multiple people in one of your pics and you need to indicate which person you are. 1. Only look at a girl's first pic, swipe right if they're a "yes" or a "maybe" (I worry that if I swipe right for everyone, as efficient as that would be, Tinder would put some invisible restrictions on my account) 2. Opener: "You look like trouble" 3. If they ask why they look like trouble, I tell them that they resemble a Bond girl, and they always get James Bond into trouble. Or if their profile description or pictures give me a better answer I'll use that instead. 4. Ask them, "What would you say your best quality is that doesn't have anything to do with your looks?" 5. Ask them, "Which do you think is better: coffee or drinks?" 6. Say, "Ok let's meet up for [whichever option they chose in #5]. I'm free tonight and tomorrow night. If you're up for it, my number is xxx.xxx.xxxx. If they go radio silent or give you some sort of excuse, they're politely rejecting you. If they want to meet up, they will text you. Sometimes it'll take a couple of days for them to text you. When they text you... 7. Hey there's a [bar or coffee shop] at [location]. Let's meet up there tonight at 8. 8. Meet them at the bar or coffee shop at 8. 9. ??? 10. Profit! I'm liking Tinder though because it seems to have much hotter girls than OKC/POF/Match. And girls don't seem very self-conscious about meeting up via Tinder since it's socially acceptable and "cool" right now.

The first kid I ever became friends with (Tony) was in preschool with me, but then we went to different schools for elementary school and never saw each other again. About 18 years later in college, I was at a bar with a friend of mine (Brian) and we bumped into Brian's friend... Who turned out to be Tony. Turns out Brian ended up becoming best friends with Tony in elementary school after Tony and I were "separated." We all went to a water park together a few weeks later :D Small world. Also I have good taste in friends apparently. :P

I think we need to do a Tipit dick size survey, both to supplement the height survey and to gain further accuracy regarding TIF and this new formula of manliness.

Yeah that's basically why it's such a mind [bleep]. It suggests that one's "stats" must be balanced instead of maxed out. This would make a great extra credit assignment in a college math course.

The perfect male specimen can be known as "Absolute Zero"

I am 0.947 obfuscators tall.

In other news, I saw a fascinating transsexual profile on POF. Their headline was "Tall + Hung / CoolAf x fine = 4me" If we follow the standard order of operations (Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally), then we'll see that being hung and tall are the most important variables, becoming increasingly important the less "cool as [bleep]" and fine you are. Interestingly, though, the cooler and finer you are, the lower 4me is; whereas the taller and more hung you are, the higher 4me is. I'm unsure of whether 4me means "perfect partner for me" or "4*me," meaning we should really just divide the whole equation by 4 to simplify our scores. But really I'm just trying to determine how tall, hung, cool as [bleep], and fine I need to be in order to become the perfect male specimen.

Do you think investing a massive amount of time into such a painful activity was ultimately worth it?

Hmm good thing I still have 5k rune darts in my bank from when I was testing out the new salve ammy :D I think I paid like 180ea and now looks like they're 800ea

Well keep in mind that girls usually have way more dating options than guys do, so there's a reason why guys are usually the first ones to say, "hey let's not see other people anymore" In other words, it's not a big deal if you don't bring it up since she probably doesn't really care if you're dating still around too.

You're in a (monogamous) relationship when you both explicitly agree to not see other people. If you choose never to bring that topic up, you're free to do whatever you want for about 3 months though. After that she'll want to know where things are going between you two.

Any idea what your hourly income is there? And how feasible would Zulrah be w/ only 78 ranged?

YES http://deadline.com/2015/01/wet-hot-american-summer-netflix-limited-series-original-cast-return-1201342994/

If something offends you, it's a lot smarter to figure out why you're offended and work to overcome that, rather than try to get the whole world to censor itself just for you With that said though, offending someone just for the sake of offending them is a pretty stupid thing to do.

Yeah for once I'd like to complain about being cold without it turning into a dick measuring contest I'm the best dick measurer on TIF. I can measure dicks down to the millimeter.

Went on a spontaneous Tinder date tonight. She's probably the hottest girl I've ever been on a date with (she's a Hooters girl and a model). On Tinder... Me: You look like trouble Her: I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing Me: Haha. What would you say your best quality is that doesn't have anything to do with your looks? Her: My sarcasm ha Me: Hah nice. How was your new years? Her: Boring and relaxing ha Me: Cool. Which do you think is better-- drinks or coffee? Her: Coffee. You? Me: Ditto. Let's meet up for coffee sometime. I'm free on Wednesday and Thursday after 6. If you're up for it, my number's xxxxxx Her: Okay She never texted me or anything so I assumed she wasn't interested. That Tinder conversation was two nights ago, though, and then out of the blue tonight I got a random text from a new phone number Her: Hey it's rach, how are you? Me: Doing well. What are you up to tonight? Her: I just got out of an interview. Grabbing food. What about you? Me: Just robbed a bank and went skydiving... nothing too exciting. :) Are you free to meet up for coffee in about 45 min? Her: Sure! And Jealous! I've never gone skydiving. Where you wanna meet? Me: There's a really fancy coffee shop called starbucks near xxxx. I'll meet you there at 9. Her: Oh really? Never heard of it but I'm sure it's lovely. Me: It's exquisite. Her: Great. So it was pretty much a textbook close. Minor chit chat, and then pitching the meet ASAP to figure out whether or not she's interested. She was interested, so I struck while the iron was hot and pitched the meet tonight since we were both free and if she agrees to meet on the same night, she's practically guaranteed not to flake. Unfortunately though the date was probably one of the worst I've ever been on hahaha. She was like the opposite of fun :lol: She hardly ever laughed or cracked a smile or had anything pleasant or interesting to say. I felt kind of sorry for her though. I got her talking about her sex life briefly, and the only time I saw her crack a smile was when I was like, "So your last two boyfriends never made you [bleep] then, huh?" She laughed out loud and was like, "NOPE!" She also lamented about her insomnia and how she can't seem to fall asleep. She really just needs to get laid I think. Unfortunately I don't think I'll be the one to cure her of her insomnia :P Oh well, on to the next girl...

>_>

I dislike circlejerks, it's a sad thing that breeds more ignorance. It's almost comical. People put so much energy into discrediting grotesque versions of these ideologies that if anything they are giving it more exposure. Feminism isn't about a war of the sexes, it never was. It's about accepting a more pluralist world view. Perhaps unexpectedly that's also the path that will give men more freedom as well. Patriarchy does exist, but it's not a social construct that systematically favours men, it's something far more subtle that permeates our society itself, so familiar to us that it's invisible. Society has shackles for both sexes. Things get interesting when you add gender and sex into the equation. As a by-product of patriarchal society, only the female body is objectified. Women hold much of the cards in the dating game. The male body isn't sexualized at all, it's ignored. This is so ingrained that when scientists hooked up straight women to monitor their body's reactions to naked pictures, they found the women got more turned on by looking at naked women than naked men. Haha. Feel free to google the study, the results are quite interesting. Women didn't get turned on by naked men at all. Are women naturally bisexual or is it a by-product of society obsession with female bodies? Who knows, my bet is that women feel more comfortable to express their bisexuality. Society favours inflexible heterosexuality for males. If society changed to abandon patriarchy, we might see some interesting changes. If the male body was sexualized the same way the female one was, it's quite possible we would see women do the chasing. Men would be the ones getting wolf whistled in the street! Heh, wouldn't that be interesting? Of course all of this is speculation. Which aspects of this are biological, cultural, correlations? It's all rather complex. Feel free to ignore my ramblings, I'm a pervert and far more interested in the sexual aspects than the rest. The other aspects of course. Empowering women means that male victims, of rape or domestic abuse for example, would be taken seriously. Not taking these victims seriously is the same as implying that women are too weak to cause any damage, this is damaging for both sexes involved. Child custody and so on. Fairly straightforward conclusions too boring to get into. But it's far more fun to point out how wrong all the crazy people are than talk about the real thing. Thank you circlejerk, thank you for pointing out, again and again, how wrong all the stark raving lunatics are, I would have never noticed on my own. Thank you. Make sure to remind me constantly. As I've said before, when it comes to stuff like this, I think you'd be a lot happier and less frustrated if you just worried about your own personal problems instead of society's, and then you structured your life such that society's problems do not affect your happiness. That's what I did at least and I'm happy as [bleep] now :D

You make a move. If she doesn't want you, she'll stop you. If she wants you, she won't stop you (though she still might give you token resistance).

In ofher news... Went to a strip club w/ some friends for the first time in years. Using sales techniques on the women is easily one of the guiltiest pleasures ever :lol: