Lose No Hope

Banned for not being in California.

7/10

7/10

Granted. It kills you. I wish I had a doughnut.

Riot- Three Days Grace

Granted. It's so insignificant that you don't ever use it. I wish I could run a mile in under 4:00

Nope Abc1230

Banned for a higher post count.

Granted. You die. I wish I had a dollar.

Banned for thinking.

YYZ- Rush

Granted. It reeks of raccoon feces and urine. I wish I had a pepsi.

Endgame- Rise Against

Banned for making me laugh.

Granted. You die and everything goes back to normal. I wish I had the motivation to get up and get a pepsi from my fridge right now.

Granted, but then the game is no longer fun. I wish I had some beef jerky right now.

Granted, but you hate everyone. I wish to be a fish.

8/10

Granted, but everyone hates you. I wish I met a troll.

Granted, it kills you. I wish for a pet llama that someone else would take care of for me.

FrollTace When you eat a piece of food, you cannot attack for 4 ticks. If you make 1.5m per hour, then the time lost would cost 1k. Potions don't have this delay, and 1 dose of prayer potion is cheaper than any piece of food. 1 dose of prayer potion still costs more than a monkfish. trolololol Current price of 1 dose of prayer potion: 785gp Current price of 1 monkfish: 208gp Going off of what was said earlier, if you count the time lost when eating a monkfish, you lose 1k at a 1.5m per hour income. 1000+208=1208 1208>785 A dose of prayer potion is cheaper.

Granted, but without anything bad happening, the world becomes boring and everyone dies of boredom. I wish I had a pet llama.

banned for having a .gif for an avatar.

Banned for agreeing that I raised a good point.

Banned because you replied to Jaffy1 who doesn't realize that I'm an editor not an author.