Lose No Hope

Granted. Someone else kills you. I wish I had a tuna sandwich.

Granted. it kills you. I wish I was a squirrel.

We can't forget a great actor can we? Samuel L. Jackson

Sold my first pair when they were 20m (I took that screeny in early february I think, I'll have to go back and check) Edit: Feb 25th.

1, 2, skip a few, 499, 500!!! Erm... 13

Almost all slayer tasks on an efficient list have good charm drop rates. There are a few exceptions, but those tasks are good in other areas like experience, effigies, and drops.

Do slayer.

Granted. You get hacked and lose it all. I wish I had ice cream.

Only if you want to get a pair of these without spending a lot.

Granted. You get banned the next day for RWT. I wish I obtained 99 slayer legally.

Granted. It turns around and kills you next. I wish I had 99 slayer.

What quests are you talking about? The only ones that I can think of that require a minigame to be played or to have gone through the tutorial are The Void Stares Back and Nomad's Requiem. You aren't forced to do minigames for other content outside of that afaik. Edit: I guess one time through barrows to finish the quest for curses counts too. Chompy Hunting and Blast furnace appear in quests also, but you aren't forced to grind them at all or do them multiple times.

Men have allergies. 68 HP

Granted, you become friends with two people who abuse you on a daily basis. I wish I had a giraffe.

Granted. Your only two friends, which are imaginary, give birth to another imaginary friend, who kills you. I wish I could breathe under water and on land.

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Granted. It kills you. I wish I could fly.

http://users.telenet.be/glodenox/Charms/CharmPattern.html

Banned because I'm from California, so I'm always going to use American spelling. color>colour ;) I know that it's technically not legal, but still... I want my name to look like this: Last_to_Kn0w

Banned for not hacking into the forums and giving myself and other Editorial Panel members a new colored name.

Everlong- Foo Fighters.

The wall is allergic to monkfish. 68 HP

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Banned because because is not a reason to ban someone.

Banned because your reason for banning me had nothing to do with me.