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We have the worlds first elastic man. Hip hip :roll:

Lol its nice. Although i think a hamster owuld own more :lol: :P

And so it begins. A future with sins. But there's life within the empty promisses of the old broken bin chocolate flavoured hobnobs falling sweet, loving voices calling the echo of noobs, begging and balling..... and little babies crawling and people simply drawing... and i come out. from said to shout and shout to pout I called to dad cursed him out. Without no doubt Until I seek sight By the gentle moonlight Where all seemed right But yet, still quite Purple short people running out of my dreams and into my life all making the world Life beautiful with love but something is wrong In the eternal song Something with ping pong It might have been you have something to chew. For what is not A dream I forgot A crying little robot Captive of insidious plot Beneath the dreaded spot Cows in a feedlot And so it begins. A future with sins. But there's life within the empty promisses of the old broken bin chocolate flavoured hobnobs falling sweet, loving voices calling the echo of noobs, begging and balling..... and little babies crawling and people simply drawing... and i come out. from said to shout and shout to pout I called to dad cursed him out. Without no doubt Until I seek sight By the gentle moonlight Where all seemed right But yet, still quite Purple short people running out of my dreams and into my life all making the world Life beautiful with love but something is wrong In the eternal song Something with ping pong It might have been you have something to chew. For what is not A dream I forgot A crying little robot Captive of insidious plot Beneath the dreaded spot Cows in a feedlot More often than not Hell became too hot and became a dot and now a knot that won't be untied From my heart comes The secret I lied That my aunt died I will not hide my brain is fried don't stop with this oops I gotta p*ss I want to kiss The person I miss I know it's his Her name is liz Because she is bliss Loving someone feels nice Just roll the dice Get on with life Search for a wife Hopelessly drowned in strife Choking on a knife His scourging was rife By taking a life

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot girl grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three nippled monkey said, "I will poke my nipples with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic girl went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled

yeah i have :D Thanks you two :) did i do good for my first tut? I would say yes. Very nice/creepy effect. Also, when duping the blood layers, try switching the blend modes for lighter/darker blood :wink:

Very ncie drawing. again I wish for these talents :( Gj man :wink:

This is just an idea, but what about having shooting stars that are going both ways, but at the planets. I think that would bring in more of a "planetary duel" type thing. An explosion/collision in the upper part of one of the planets might look good also, but then it might "over-clutter" the piece. I dunno, just a thought. :wink:

Hmm, the planet needs new work. It looks a bit to beveled/embossed. Nice sun effect, that seems like to focal point of the peice. Try a bit more in the left upper hand corner, that seems a bit empty. Gj though, 8/10 :wink:

What program are you using to make these sigs. Yes they are basic, but hey, everyone started out this way. KEep at it, youll get it in time :wink:

As mentioned, Stars are needed :wink: Unlike Danabis, I think the sudden transition is a shocker, and really brings this peice together. Thats why I give this a 10/10 despite lack of stars. Really good peice there :wink:

No Problem :wink: Just keep on working at it, there is ALLOT to photoshop. It takes allot of experimenting to get to know it, so keep on truckin' :wink:

Well, the text is alright. Go to http://www.good-tutorials.com. ITs the motherload of Photoshop tuts :wink:

Here is a string of words I wrote down, a little to malacious to be called a poem I think :oops: I have had some past struggles with my father, and this type of writing helps me let it out. Strangled Thoughts As i sit here, alone with thought I struggle with him aloud Not as a crippled person, alone and cold but as a rebel before a crowd. I treat him as a person No color of skin I see on him Just his wicked eyes and teeth spread out in his evil grin. He sits there and looks at me, his mouth a blaze of rasp and hate. I sit there and take it all in Like rough water past a non-moving gate. Now its my turn, I say to him And he sits back and laughs I yell and scream my innermost thoughts And i see his evil mouth form into gasp. As i continue on my madness of words I see him start to cringe He knows the source of my innermost thoughts He knows that it looks exactly like him. He is now stripped of all power He loses his wicked smile His eyes of evil begin to dim His heart forgets all its wile. I have the upperhand now, In this battle of hate and rage. He is lost in my whirlwind-words He is locked in an eternal cage. And now i sit here, Panting and in cold sweat, I know hes gone forever, Yet now I take his shape, forever locked in my minds debt.

Very beautiful. Your very discriptive in your poetry, it helps paint a picture that goes along very good with the words. :)

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot girl grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three nippled monkey said, "I will poke my nipples with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the

Yeesh! Give the guy a break, Its his first..... :? Keep working at it m8, youll get it :wink:

Its pretty cool, a bit blurred so I cant really see detail, but a nice sig all around. Simple borders pwnz :wink: 7/10 :)

Yes, im sure someone at the media bored could fill your needs :wink:

Doh! I forgot all about those. I was always a PS person myself :P

Most people use Adobe Photoshop to ccreate thier sigs, but any type of Paint or Photo editor can usually be used. Yes, there is more than one program. Paint shop Pro, and lots of different versions of Photoshop are available, do a google search on Photoshops. Also, a program called Pixia i heard was good. I dont believe its available as "Freeware", If by freeware you mean it is free to download. It is available as shareware, although that is illegal. By exaple do you mean an example of a sig?

Lol, that man is a machine gone mad. Probably sleeps for like 3 hours and plays the rest of the time. :roll: Nice pics tho :wink:

Lol, I just thought about that. The "Link" text. 8)

As mentioned, try some other tricks and effects and that stuff. Gj though, its different, but good different :D

VERY good for your first sigs. Keep up the good stuff :wink:

Very nice. I wish my hand was as artistic as that :P Guess im doomed to be using a mouse-controlled brush :(