I first started playing baseball for parks and recreation. I wasn't too bad at it, but I didn't know a lot about the sport. I didn't think there was much to know. (Sidetrack secret: the first time I played baseball, the ball was hit to me and I picked it up and threw it at the back of some kid running to second base cause I thought that's how you got someone out. This was when I was super young, though.) My team was made of up kids who knew each other rather well from previous seasons. I was able to join their team because I was pretty good. So, after our first game, which we won, one of my teammates comes up to me and whispers into my ear, "Hey dude, could you go get the pitchers mound for me." I was confused, but he just looked at me seriously. So I was like, "Uh, sure Joey." I waited a bit, and then walked out to the mound and looked at it. I figured, all the other bases were taken, so why couldn't the mound be taken. So I circled it a few times to figure out how I was going to get it; I looked over to the dugout and there my whole team was, with the coaches, laughing their asses off at me. It was really mean. But looking back, those jokes are so funny if you do them right.