Tsar

Here's a small collection of silly costumes you can get in the free worlds, bumped into some average Joe's diary: I woke up in the morning to do some gardening... ...but the weeds were too strong, so proper equipment was needed... Even that didn't work. I headed to the church to find some prayers. In there I found the vicar's clothes. Thought a few words from his book will help me... Some green fellow bumped in, pushed me into a corner and tried to convert me into his own cult... I had lost the willpower to garden. Instead I went to make myself a daily profit. After a few hours of bartering and speechcraft I managed to get a hold of this silly hat... Disaster was soon to come. I got mugged in a side street, which resulted in a loss of my clothes. Atleast I still had some pocket change i kept in my boot. But I was in desperate need of a weapon. One thing led to another and before I knew it, I was in front of Juliet's house screaming for donations... That didn't last long. She threw a bucket at me, thus making me run off. I seeked revenge and knew my old friend at the dark chapel could aid. Which he did, giving me great advice... He gave me a knife and sent me back to Juliets place. As I passed the town's pub, a couple of drunken sailors dragged me in for a drink. And... thats all I remember. Though one image still haunts my mind... What was I doing at the coast wearing THAT!? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ [NOTICE]

Firemaking, waaaaaay back in RSC.

Us free-players rarely get any updates, so I don't mind if they ceased updating the game. I'd just keep on playing. :)

I guess my lowest stats are my member stats. But since I've never been a member, these don't count obviously. Lowest F2P stats are 61 prayer and 64 runecraft. Highest are 99 cooking and firemaking. Had my main account since early 2002

Dunno why Jagex has overlooked this. It has been suggested like a million times. Most other MMORPG's have a separate trade chat as a fundamental part of the trade window itself. What Jagex does - nothing. Something needs to be done. Instead of another silly quest, why can't they make this trade-chat option?! :? It would definitely make everyone's life a bit easier. I fully support this!

I support the bunny tail. People would think of it as being too Playboy'ish, but hey, I already get awkward comments by just walking around with my bunny ears. They get more weird as days pass. :roll:

Guthix for me. Being a neutral god, he is more suited to some points of my own personality - not being good, nor evil. I just dislike the other god armors, the trim stands out too much, which occasionally brings too much attention, whilst the green trim on Guthix armor is blended in with the overall bluish color of rune.

Total xp: 48,457,268 Combat xp: 9,205,117 Percentage: 18.99 Yup, I'm a skiller :twisted:

Cooking - 99 with 14.5M xp. Its just so easy to gain xp in that skill. Most likely I will continue til theres like 20M xp in cooking alone. Cant forget the second highest (but first in the list of most pointless) skills - firemaking. Currently stands at 97, it will soon hit the max level. Its boring to train it, but at least I burn yews, which speeds things up..... *cough* waste of money :lol:

Lets see... 3 suits, 3 masks, 1 frog cave... comes down to 7 :)

I dont know really. Perhaps the village blacksmith. Metalwork was such a "hot" profession in the medieval times.

noob: jagex blocks your password, here look ******* me: really? ok, ************* noob: f u noob logs out There are also these armor trimming scams, false dying/hacking dramas (for example: "plz i died in wild. big red demon killd me. can i hav free stuff plz plz"). And these all make up the... ...fun moments in busy Varrock streets :twisted:

1. Full mime + all emotes + 1 recent one where i got only 500gp 2. Full Lederhosen 3. 3 Prince Suits, 2 Frog Masks and 1 Frog cave visit 4. 0 Drill demon suits :( 5. about 80-100 mazes altogether UNTIL october 2005 (none since then) 6. 3 quizmasters 7. 1 Evil Bob's Tropical Island Event 8. NO sandwich ladies 9. all other f2p events like a zillion times Added a screenshot of the clothing sets and the rewards from the maze that I didnt sell. Kept a log of the Mazes when they started to appear too often. Last entry was 84th. :twisted:

Hmm...the scenario would be like this: 1. Login. 2. Find myself alone 3. Grab my equipment and go to range some monsters (example: skeletons) 4. After killing a few, I wait 5. I wait, and I wait! 6. After 1 respawns in 1 minute, I realize that this is boring. 7. Seeing that theres no one to talk to, except for a squeeky mouse who runs by, I log out! RS isnt the same without fellow players :(

Did that happen in F2P or Members side of the game? Doesnt matter, jerks and morons will always be losers, and they will always end up mopping the floor of some supermarket... as their real job. Look, he fled cowardly, which means he couldnt back up his harsh words. You were victorious, made the noob log out. But there will be more such convos. The community is deep down inside a mile-wide pile of goo with no way out. RS wasnt always like this. I so miss the old times :(

3 Freaky foresters - full lederhosen. 4 Frogs - 2 prince suits, 1 mask and the music track. 7 Mimes - 4 emotes, all clothes. 0 Drill demons. I dont know what should I do to trigger the demon event. :?

Seems unreal that someone would just give me 1 billion, but if it did happen, I would first plan out the... er.... spending spree! A few buyable 99's - smithing, crafting, prayer, magic, and so on And if I have some leftovers, I would also buy a party hat set (minus 1 green, have that already). Oh and save a couple of dozen mill for living large. Alas, I will never get 1 bil together on my own, so this story still remains as a fiction.

Gotten 3 Foresters altogether (which means a full set). 1st and 2nd came when meleeing black knights in their fortress, without moving the camera view much. 3rd came when cooking lobsters in Al Kharid, a few days before 99 cooking. Strangely I havent met Freaky since then.

Woodcutting, because you dont have to watch the screen tediously or punch the mouse so much... (poor little mouse :cry:) Just click on the tree and do something else, like read a book or watch tv.

I was lucky in finding a Cabbage from the box. :P

I am in Champions, Cooking, Monks (the Monastery), Mining and Crafting guilds. If I would somehow become a member, then I could add the Fishing and Magic guilds to this list. 8)

These 2 are the oldest pictures that I've found on my computer. They show my character's stats and bank and date back to 18th December 2002. And this is an early picture of Gasheart, one of the richest players then. I think it was taken in early 2003. Not sure though. I have dozens more pictures, but posting them all takes too much time.

Found out that my non-combat lvl is exactly 74/99 That comes from - 1115 skills (-5 P2P skills) = 1110 skills. 1110 : 15 = 74 (math genius :lol: )

I would like to have 1 million adamant bars, cause smithing is one of my favourite skills and unfortunately I havent been able to achieve much of a lvl in it (only lvl 72 atm) due to bars being too expensive. So 1 mill adam bars would surely make a difference :P

That was a cool story. I enjoyed reading it. I definitely would have kicked the life out of that newb who blocked your escape (Damn noobs, they should be put in the cage with the demon). Fast thinking with the prayer, that saved your life :)