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>Condemming the suggesting that he was insinuating that he was implying that I was joking. Clearly I was. I am far too nice to hurt anyone intentionally.

For example. If I put you in a blender, please, step into the one provided, now, if I turn it on *Whirring noise, bones exploding and blood spurting* the Sponge will reform after only a few hours!! Hello? I guess he must have left, oh well, time to feed the sponges.

Its fairly self explaintory.

Name: Archimage Description Asthetically: Description of Character: There is no thing endowed with lifefrom man, who is enslaving the elements, to the nimblest creaturein all this world that does not sway in its turn. Whenever action is born from force, though it be infinitesimal, the cosmic balance is upset and the universal motion results. Weapons: Teleforce Hand Cannon MK 4, powered by a Tripowered localized neutron subspace balancing collider, balanced by a photonic muon protocol intitialiser, of the K Series, with added Flux Density Detectors to compensate for the Graviton Particle Beam being bounced of the Primary Subspace Deflector Disk, A Series. All of this is controlled by the Duetronic Matrixs within the Positronic Neutral Interface Network Generator Stack, installed upon is the Heuristic Learning Algorithium and multi-core thread checking CPU and NCPU, as well as Vista. To compenstate for Vista being installed the Virtual Instant Stella Translation Array has been set to Hypertext/Hyperprotocol Megatext with input varifed by the American National Standards Institute and American Standard Code for Information Interchange Protocol, operating within a displacement of 1 in 1/9th cycles. The Feedback Surge Magnifer refocuses the Quantum Probability Intiate through the Higgs Boson Discriminator at a rate of 1 per 4,443 Decicambles per Diphonic Charge, this allows the Micron Energiser with the Dali Surrealist Disintergrator to engage at a rate below that of the Teleforce MK3, but above that of the Teleforce MK3A, allowing for the maximum force feed back, without a signficant overwhelming of the bio-jacketed componant of the operation(The Human) with too much force feed back. Additional Force Feedback is shunted through the Auxillary Electronic Transdermal Interfeed Blender and Rendered, allowing for an Optic Sight analyse of any anomolous readings, preventing the Operating Sentient Mammal to retain an overall cohesion in battle field tested environments. Sometimes be glad you only have a shotgun.

Scotland stops making sense and catches fire. ...And there was much rejoying

Scientists in Castheo have discovered something amazing...if you put Cheese in a sealed container(though although bacteria a chance to get in before hand) and leave it for 2 months, it becomes a sponge....absorbing hot water by the galleon without becoming any less revolting....it also refuses to fall apart when subjected to someone slicing it up in a blind fury(between nearly being sicks, that is)...and if it wasn't flushed away, would probably reform in the sink. The applications for this new item have been limited by the stench of putrifaction, though some people(my Sister for instance) do not notice this smell, and thus it has become a shower appliance. Additionally a novel has been written 'War of the Cheeses' in which a Cheese Sponge latches on to people's faces and gasses them to death, and then turns them into Human Sponges and they repeat the process. At the end of the book it is revealed that the English(Stilton Fiends) created the Cheese Sponge by a pact with the Devil, and the Hero of the Book, 'Brie Chedderington', and sidekick, the Tunisian 'Laughing Cow', must kill the English King to free the world from the Tyranny of the Cheese Sponges...as everyone knows, if you kill the Head Englishmen, all the little Englishmen die as well. Thus Brie Chedderington escapes England with the Beautiful Swiss Maiden, Emmental Provolone, ready to save the day from other Cheese related discoveries.

My little guy, I taught him everything I know *Tear in eye* Edit: Its as if we have slipped into an alternate reality, where Hegemony is all about love and goodwill...its refreshing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd6VzVBPgeM A relaxing song, which also shows what I think of that song. :grin:

..... Ok, Retech, get me that Alien Artifact thingy....I want to level Paris.

Scott Joplin was a Genius. 'Nuff said.

Seemingly that is what has been deployed...since that is what was said...

That kind of level of exactitude is unworthy of Hegemony. How can we be outraged that our army 'in France' wasn't in Marsallies at the precise moment that an army invaded, if we have to clarify that our troops are in Paris!

All ships should be destroyed, regardless of country. Any requests should be forwarded to me, though I cannot see a reason to allow them entry.

Thunder Rays are sent to Sardinia, they will destroy any Spanish ships attempting to inflict the sufferings they have inflicted on the rest of Spain, merely by existing as their rulers. A message will be sent to Sardinia, ensuring that Crete will enforce the Sovereignty of the Isle, either to their eventual rejoining to France or their independence.

I totally agree. One of the reasons why I didn't use an army. One of the reasons I asked Retech Publically how it went. One of the reasons I posted the map. I would like to note though that, unlike someone...say Ico... I did not march in with my army slashing peasants to the left and right. I did not announce loudly 'Hear me, hear me. I am your new Lord and Master, you are now paying taxs and I will be taking your children for my army.' I didn't build a palace and start waving the flags of Crete from the balcony. How I did it I don't want to reveal, so I said ask Retech because Retech is unbiased about this and will tell you exactly what you are entitled to know and not an iota more. Also I will quite happily sit here and reveal my entire plan in a series of gloats...as this sentence was going to be...and it is an effort not to cackle at my own brilliance, so please, just talk to Retech, get whatever facts he deems appropriate to divulge and accept that.

Ok. Talked to Retech, made a plan, Retech executed the plan, I gained nominal control of Tunis/Tunisia. Stop acting like a child when someone else is underhanded.

Ask Retech/Send Spies...Whatever...I am not doing your work for you Dusty. @Doom, just copied and pasted the front page map.

Does not include changes made since the front page map. [hide][/hide]

Heavy lifting can kill...or even light lifting...in fact if the game decides it, anything can kill you...like randomly logging you out, having a boat carrying your life's possessions fall where you are and be unable to log back in anywhere but 4 hours away... So, in conclusion, game continues to find new ways to annoy the crap out of me....So I am waiting for Retech to build a village idol and then teleing back.

Sorry, thought you were keeper of the maps or something....What with the artistic flourishes you added.... :thumbsup:

Can the updated map feature the extended Silk Route, Byzantia, Via Crete, Via Castheo?

Didn't England win the engagement....

This is why, if you are not gonna attack for some years, you research something to give you a distinct advantage....

Help, the Google is attacking!

And Dungeoneering