ruthlover

I miss the old login already :(

This has gotta one of the better and more humourous guides regarding inexperienced players. Ill give ya 12/10. Also Im actually bewildered also when some lvl 40 can call me a noob simply for not talking to them. According to this guide this an inappropriate use of the term. Thanks for clearing that up!

One of my first was 100 or so bronze dragons when slayer first arrived. Took me forever and I actually died doing it (forgot my anti-dragon shield). Now time for some sweet revenge...

The ugliest item by far is the DRAGON MED (considering how much it used to be worth anyway). It looks a lot cooler on rsc, but on 'rs2' it makes me 'gagh', even more so if worn with rune plate (which is normally done). Pretty close would have to be the masks (which also looks super cool on rsc). I just can't believe that someone would fork out millions for one of these things....

Woodcutting is....uh oh, got to go, the trees are calling me... Need to make fires.....pyromania is haunting me.... :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

How about when you reach 99 skill total in everything, its 'game over' =; OOh! that would hurt!

Just finished Eagles peak (full quest points), did tears and got 114 (about average). I did get a bit upset a while ago, only got 65 tears or so, but it was a one off.

Just for the record, begging isn't a skill just by low levels... I was lvl 100 and kept getting requests from a lvl 99 player who claimed they had been hacked and had nothing, and could I help them out. This went on for a while (I appreciated the entertainment value). So one day, I sent my lvl 20 f2p character down to varrock bank to 'spy' on him... Yup, there he was dressed in his full rune, etc, going about his business. Me: Nice armour you're wearing there (from my lvl 100 acc) Lvl99: What? Where are you? Me: Im in the same bank you are. Lvl99: *Speechless*... Never heard from him again... And of course one of the reasons I don't like to give 'free stuff' is that the person tells their friends they got something cool, and they contact you asking for the same favour.... Its funny, but it can get crazy!

Imagine this... You are fighting some high lvl monster, gettin low on health, and all of a sudden- pop up ad obscuring your view! By the time you click the close button.... You are standing in lumby minus most of your items.... Yeah, come to think of it, a couple of ads at the top of the screen aint sooo bad after all....

The amount of lvl 3 autoers chopping yews in Rimmington has to be seen to be believed. One easy solution has to be 'Runescape Police' - or the mods, or players specifically authorised to track down and deal with such suspicious activity. Maybe a night spent in jail having rotten tomatoes thrown at them would teach them a unforgettable lesson?

When I was bored in f2p, after picking cabbage (yucch), I used to go for wander around wildy making some new friends... But really, the new security dungeon in barb village is a great close training area for something to do.

Maybe a spell checker? Of course, you can type into Wordpad, spell check it, then copy and paste (copy and paste is the programmers best friend). Just think of it as similar to compiling....

This is hilarious! Caught out by nuthin more than blind greed!

'mine lags if i vid" ?? wat the? Are you saying video playback is slow... Need more specific info, like your pc speed, memory, dialup/dsl, etc You may just need an up to date video driver anyway...too easy

Imagine theres no begging Its easy if you try Nothing to moan or scrape for Just workin on skills - oh my! Imagine all the players Livin life in peace Woo hooooo Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or begging A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join members And the world will be as one Ahhh beggars! RS wouldnt be the same without em. My Favourite saying I love to hear --- 'neeeeeeeeed freeeeeeeeee' Thx to J Lennon for the inspiration

I've just noticed that I haven't seen (not heard lol) anyone swear in RS for what must be weeks now! Have Jagex banned or muted them all or am I just lucky?

Just wonderin what type of browser you are using. Different browsers give different results, especially if they are an old version. Try using Internet Explorer or Firefox for example and see if there is any difference in display...

Getting offended cos I was called a 'noob'? It's time to log off and get back to reality! Seriously folks, some peeps are taking game playin too seriously! Of course, if you really hate it, GET UR STATS UP! and I mean UP! (Somewhere around 99 would be nice...)

Woodcutting. Lvl 99, 24mil+ xp rank 86 atm

Were you still playing runescape for the 5 hours? I went to bed, slept 8 hrs, came back, and Martin was still yellin! I then waited 10 min playing, doin some fletching, and then he was ok...

You swing your axe at the tree, Sumone yells, 'Can I have sumthing for free?' Your axe head goes flying, Gettin distracted by replying, Man, you just got scammed, don't you see?

You didn't include monkey madness, which i found to be the hardest, gettin sent to jail 100 times in a quest is a challenge!

Yah, now who's being arrogant lol. You sir are a fool. There is no arrogance in what I said. I respect other's religion and was simply expressing my views. If you are Christian, I have the utmost respect for you because I believe it is easier to live life as a christian than an atheist. Okay, Samuel (Good to see another intelligent person comment :) ) My views on your statements: S:Why didn't Christianity burn out at it's birth?When it was a crime to believe? Z: Why? Because every religion since the dawn of time was once thought wrong and was opposed. When the Greek/Roman Gods were first concieved it was thought rediculous by every other faith that was already in full force at the time. The only religion ever to not be persecuted was the very first religion (which no one can be sure what it is, most likely prehistoric). My point is this: Every religion was once persecuted. Maybe it was not recorded, or as widespread as Christian\Jewish persecution, but it was once opposed. Every religion only made it through those persecutions because it could be conveyed to the people that the religion would survive because the God\Gods willed it so. Now, in the (IMHO) the last quarter of Christianity's reign the struggle in the past is used to maintain faith in the future times. You get what I'm saying? Christianity survived after Jesus's death (IF Jesus is real, this can be disputed as well) because 'Jesus' was obviously a very wise, and witty man. Conveying orders through his disciples long after his death. Very clever if the story told is true. As for your 'Nero' comment. Yes, Christians suffered under Nero.... Hell, Romans suffered under Nero. Nero was a bad leader. Period. Just as the Jews suffered though Hitler. One bad leader tarnishes everything. As for my one-liner: I'm simply saying that for the most part. People are merely hoping for thier religion to pull through (with confidence/arrogance to other religions). Sorry if I'm rambling too much tonight, I'm super-tired. -Zim.[/b] You call me a fool for expressing my view? Yah!

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfjish that Catwoman had

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew