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its all the fish in the see swimming in the same direction. why dont polar bears eat penguins?

there was a Christian rock gospel choir (MAN thats just a mess of random words i swear) at my uni last year, and they were possibly the worst noise ive ever heard in my entire life.

because this thread is a typo why is this smilie singing :-w

a WINDOW! what, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow

your going over the hill and cant tell when the corner is coming up, you know its there but i always break late. yep thats the one.. its made many times worse by having as unstably powerful a car as the viper too lol. (it was the special model one... team oreca or something. its a horrible car at first, but with some fiddling with the setup, its not too bad (though it could still eat you for breakfast if you wernt careful) iirc it went like this: just before ya go over that little blind crest, slam on the brakes. then hope you dont take off too far, so you can still turn into that difficult corner at the top. come off the brakes and use as little steering as possible to get down the hill, and dont go ANYWHERE NEAR the accelerator until your back under actual control of the vehicle lol, otherwise you'll be facing backwards straight into the line of traffic.

use it as a novelty hat. get some LONG guitar strings and use it as the worlds biggest guitar..

hmm hard to think whats the best... every time we used to throw some extra computers together and play doom/doom2 deathmatches, then everyone would gang up on me and i'd win by having 3+ times more kills than everyone else. doing those endurance races in the gran tourismo series.. i think it was in GT2, on the leguna seca track (which has 2 VERY annoying corners), racing in a dodge viper racing model, against 5 of the best cars in the game, and winning by 15 seconds over 90 laps, doing sections of the race with 2 of my friends. beating every single lap and race record on every track of my friends copy of wipeout 2097.. while he was downstairs having dinner. probably got some better ones than those, but those are ones i can remember.

the brick... atleast that way your less likely to get poisoning (slightly) WYR lose your hearing, but "see" sounds instead, or lose your vision and "hear" sights instead.

not my first year, but im moving back on friday. my GF kinda comes from near leiden lol

for the games of chance.. well its a game of chance, so of course its going to be the one you chose originally but changed from, sometimes. i usually look towards my mobile before it rings (generally because it causes my speakers to make funny noises) maybe its something like that that means you are unconsciously aware that your phones about to ring. coincidences happen as many times as they like :-)

i believe an appropriate phrase is "speak of the devil" (and he shall appear) its an expression for when you talk about someone, and there they are, or like in the original example, you talk about a simpsons episode, and there it is the next day. i have a double-example, which im not really going into lol. first i read this thread, then ~3 minutes later, i talked to my GF online, and found out something which we had talked about jokingly yesterday or 2 days ago, has happened by accident. thus the example of reading this thread, and then immediately after, it happened to me, is also one of these speak of the devil incidents. LMAO thats really random that it happened right after i read this

LOL 3 hours. the only reason to have a shower for 3 hours if if ur not alone :-D

the top of everyones skull gets sliced off.. i wish it were 5 days time.

3rd line you have BB-BB = 2BB-2BB is 0=0 you then multiply both sides by 0 (B-B) so the next line should also read 0=0 :-)

mines probably something to do with dave grohl (like tenacious D - tribute, queens of the stone age - no one knows, foo fighters - learn to fly/everlong) always funny :-)

moving car.. just not moving very fast. WYR be allergic to being indoors, or outdoors?

showers all the way.. their quicker, you dont have to wait for the bath to fill, they use MUCH less water, their better at making you clean, and bathtubs are ALWAYS too short.

well strictly, since all light takes SOME time to reach us, we are always viewing the past... its just a question of how far in the past do you want to actually call the past rather than the present.

Sometimes Titanium Underpants Feel Funny

ouch. nadal out :-) well its abit better than wimbledon for being his surface, and do you know where he finished in the US open (if atall) last year? do you know how big the gap is between federer and everyone else in the rankings lol... federers on about 7300 points, nadal 4600... thats quite a gap. course i dont know how the ranking points actually work, but still its quite a good gap, and its been similar to that for a long time.

my sport = tennis too... best achievement... well i dunno, ive played a few tournaments on kinda sports holidays, and come 2nd-4th each time. and played a few times for 2 different clubs. federers gonna win of course, nadal well.. it depends really, i havnt seen him play in ages (no sky GRRRRRRRRRRR cant even watch the US open)

yep the dutch do that (my GF is half-dutch, so yea she has them with mayo and yea it does look dirty lol. and oy: with german as your 3rd language and dutch as your 1st, how "different" or "similar" do you find em. i dont really know much dutch, but i know theres quite a bit of similarities. just call em chips ffs :-)

sometimes eleven elephants retire sideways

i actually meant the other kind of glasses lol. its pwnage because its better than all the other ones

rage against the machine - darkness (live) and lost prophets - burn burn