teh_soldier

four people are on an exploding aeroplane in mid-air with 3 parachutes, a doctor, a film star, a corner shop worker and a genius from lancashire the flim star says "i entertain people, and am well known to millions of people, so i need a a parachute" the genius says "im right proper smart me, and im the smartest guy in bury, so i need to live for the gene-pool an all that" grabs a parachute and jumps. the doctor says to the corner shop worker "well mate, i guess this is goodbye" then the corner shop worker pulls out a parachute and says "not for now" the doctor asks him "but there were 3 parachutes? where did that one come from" and the corner shop worker replys "its been here all along, that idiot took my lunch" (that isnt racist, im from bury and it arent a right smart place) what do you call a chav in an igloo? inuinnit what do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? sorted what do you call a chav in a box? innit what do you call a vauxhall nova full of chavs falling of a cliff into a pit of lava? a good start what do you call a chav in a metalworking factory? wellard whats a normal chavs name? johnny b. banged.

i like to alch where people die, for phr33 st00f (no really, i give it back unless there a complete [wagon]) so i alch next to the ectofuncus, next to the respawn area of one of the bosses in desert treasure, dharocks tomb and sometimes the light temple

i would destroy either gottschalkje, or the devil emote. actually probably both. i would also destroy the guy below me for destroying hundreds of skillers, pures and newbies who just want to have fun, and for being a hypocrite.

you can, but it gets stuck in your throat in a recital and you suffocate i wish i wished that i could wish for a wish

desert treasure isnt really too hard, just use that safespot or prot melee for damis, run north up a little peninsula and dessous doesnt even notice your attacking him, run away a bit at fareed and he stops, then mage him until he moves again, and protect melee using super restores instead of pray pots with kamil, he's the hardest (dont forget food). iv done desert treasure and mournings ends part 2 and im only level 82

veracs for looks, guthans for practicality and sk8ermaster, i think you mean 15 hours at abbys, because if you can keep going wih guthans for 5,000,000 hours then h4x!

yay, just did it (54 agility) so im comin :D and congrats on 99 slayer for when you get it

161 here, i would have more but im currently doing me2 and its impossible!

wow, your a selfish peice of *censored* personally i dont see the point of skill pures, why not just ge the xp on your main. but its only a game, and if they want to make a skill pure who am i to judge?

+ its like all the lands east and west of the salve river are sara lands, and the elf lands are blocked off by the underground pass, if i remember from the hazel cult i think it said he rose from the west and then headed north(wildy) yes, but in the swamps of mort myre thats past the salve and thats a sara wizard. but hey, as long as i dont find a sara wiz in the wildy, i really dont actually care

:shock: 3am england? im assuming thats gmt right

Yay Zaros! I'm gonna kill some Saradominists for him! And some Guthixians! And some Zamorakians! Yay! I'm gonna practice now! This is my mad face :evil: ! Grrrrr!!!! armadyl>zaros>ichthlarin-guthix>all the other gods of rs

tztok-jad. in lumbridge. with the rest of his buddies from the fight caves. im in an evil mood today, but evil aside i would say coloured boots

grr, nearly done me1, need 60 range. if i can get that in time and somehow do me2 ill be there

either captain mitchell from ghost recon (abyssal whip v. mk48 lmg? no contest) or johnson from 20100 (ice barrage v. insane 12,000ft assault collosus? again, no contest)

hard choice between cabbage, and my first armour ever (iron full helm and plate, steel battleaxe)

my best, first and only drop from the barrows was a dharocks helm, which i sold for 900k, 100 rune arrows and 1k cosmics

1: spade respawn in barrows 2: d scimmy spec is same as verac set spec, to make it a bit more practical 3: red cav from level 3 clues, cant help but love teh red cav

i recently got my first barrows item, a dharocks helm, but the chest is normally stone, and that time it was called "steel chest" now i wonder, is the chest a steel one when you get a item, or was this just kinda weird. discuss edit: i say its stone bcause its examine is "a solid stone chest", and i just got the "we'll finish this later message with guthan, but nothing from chest exept 236 bloods (which isnt bad :D)

11 trips, i have 3 kits and 3 boots, i got it at exactly 50 theiving and agility

level 3-81-walked around aimlessly doing things and somehow managed to do something :shock:

lucky, i had it 3 times (all within 10 minuites of each other) each time chose the box, got 2 buckets and a pot

to me runescape is a chatroom with a game attached, i talk to mates and play while im at it

i dont know if this is new, but i was theiving and it said "your agility lets you partially avoid the blow"

mud pies are about as useful as karils set spec, but there great fun (i go out into the wildy and throw them at pkers till they get annoyed and kill me)