teh_soldier

ar-dough-gun

i cooked up 200 mud pies, if anyone wants a pie-fight in t'wildy just pm me (bring your own pies though) yay, you dont get skulled for throwing them at people, which means i can keep 3 when pk'ers get annoyed at me and kill me

im coming up, prepare to be beat 8) edit: i got slaugtered, i want a rematch

chaos elemental drops 5 unnoted batbones & 2 strange fruits killerwatts drop staff's of air

its anagram: by look get yer brains workin people!

chaos elemental, level 305 edit: aaw, frizoid beat me

too powerful?? when will people learn,no dragon item will ever be as powerful as a greataxe anyway, now that thats out i do not want a dragon two hander, it looks like a pulsating artery on the highscores :? i wouldnt mind a dragon pick, or boots but no dragon twohander "pl0x"!

if you made it so you can throw them at people when they run from the wilderness, people would throw them at people even if they wernt running, so that wouldnt really work as a badge of shame :? i think its going to be a fun weapon, or an entangle for meleers and rangers

true, all it does is slow you down, thats why i never got a pin (i got hacked once, but all that happened was i was down 40k and had a d mace, and got some angry pm's from some idiot telling me to give him "his" account back)

you get hit by a bus (insert a cabbage)

ROFL, was that the underground farm or something? And fly traps on brimhaven give you something good . . . if you know what to do :P sshh, we rent allowed to talk of that :shock: you heard nothing but no, you'v got to dig behind the kalphite queen with all your items and money on you while someone called "teh soldier" does the dance emote above you

you aint got monkey madness on there, that give 35k in strength/hitpoints or attack/defence and 20k in the other. but nice guide :D

i refuse to do anything to make money that isnt a clue scroll or barrows, its all i do these days (that and quests, and slayer) (just need a farseer now, someone pm me ingame and sell me one)

that freakin 2 hander looks like a pulsating artery, please jagex, no!

try looking up "arable farming", and yay! im in someone's sig!

my first slayer drop was black mystic gloves after 50 banshees, then steel boots from 20 pyrefiends, then another pair 2 pyrefiends later, then lava battle after 2 infernals, then black mystic boots after another 4 infernals, then another pair after 12 more. i rule 8)

bloodvelds, cutest things in rs :D but for killin, i'd say infernals (2 mystic boots in a row, lava battle after 4)

granite mauls, they look like a badly made concrete brick strapped to a stick :?

dharoks tombs a good place to alch, i got a loada nats off someone who died down there tryin to entangle + hally dharok :lol:

literally identical drops to pyrefiends pl0x?

i hope not, that 2handers: 1: the ugliest weapon i'v ever seen 2: going to bein the millions if its a dark beast drop 3: definetly not going to be as good as a greataxe, but 2handed

i'd ask to be a co-host but ill probably forget to come, ill try me best though (spicy crunchies pl0x)

i buy snake hides and gout tubers, 100 for hide 200 for tuber and i bought 12 red topaz machettes, dont know why though

i love quests, 126 combat with 76 quest points! or maybe the other way round....

death plateau trolls ftw