Don't make up stories. If Jagex say,"hold on to your party hats, this month's updates are gonna rock!", it'll make sure Phats are 400mill per. If they put a picture of some silly looking clown, you're gonna say,"I think jagex is going to add the quest, clown face this month". What happens if there is a picture of a bronze sword at the main page? You'll go,"Oh no! Bronze items are going to get an update!". And the list could go on.