Birdboy60

142 1-4 does not = 2

Don't worry, these nets are simple, I'll tech you. *pulls up net and removes 4 small fish and a medium fish* Here, use this net, I'll get another. *hands net to Kayla, gets another net, comes back to river's edge* Alright. All you have to do is hold it in the water like this *dips net into water, and holds it there* and wait about a minute or so, then pull it up and remove any fish. Then you try again to get more. *pulls up net, removes a couple wet leaves, and puts back into water* See? Easy!

Evil Mod Birdboy60 Tortures again! Today, after many failed tests and such, we have decided we will announce and release our latest projects! These include POHs, Noob chat toggles, and everyones favorite: a new type of weapon better than barrows and dragon combined! First: POHs! The long awaited POHs have been released, are availible only to members, and need a special password to get. This password is only given to Jagox mods and staff, and one extremely lucky new player. But in exchange for this password, the player surrendered his soul! :twisted: So he can't ever play again! Second: the Noob chat toggle! Based off of an avatar we saw, we decided to make a Noob, N00b, N00B, and newb chat toggle. With the ability to ignore all of those mentioned above, you can play in silence. However, due to the overwhelming joy found in this, we have enabled only NPC shop characters, mods, and high level monsters with it. So we don't have to listen to you, you can't use shops, and the KQ, KBD, and other monsters over lvl 100 don't hear your insults and can attack you, but you cant attack them! Finally: The new weapon! Ever wish you could have the best weapon ever? Well you can't, WE can! This new weapon, code named: HACKSAW, is so powerful, only mods can use them, due to the extensive programming knowledge needed to use. This weapon causes pain and suffering on levels never reached by a game before. Happy Torturing by Jagox, and have a crappy day!

Off topic: so i cant spell that, big deal! congrats on pointing out something insignficant rather than saying your better than me! On-topic: never posted huh? then the system must have started posting for you! Mech warriors beat the lame guns you have anyday in my reality!

banned for having no posts that count! :twisted: I mean, I have 116 off of the forum games alone, and I'm too lazy to count the ones I have on the Forum Games section! Ha, I didn't get banned! As Mr. Burns would say: "Excellent."

Almost done! *a large splintering noise rings out as the crate finally cracks open, revealing it's cargo: sleeping bags, trail mix bags, water bottles, and small fishing nets* Sweet! Looks like we got a box meant for a camping store! This defineately makes my day! *drags some sleeping bags to shelter, placing them inside, then fills the water bottles from the waterfall* This should last a while... Fish anyone? *tests the new nets, quickly catches a small fish*

I don't know, maybe its some cargo that got thrown on this flight by accident. I mean, if it can happen to luggage, why can't it happen to an unmarked box. Wait a minute, let me get the axe. *grabs axe, then starts chopping away at the lid* This should open it in no time!

*Stops before reaching edge of crash, just outside of the stench radius* Hmm, ah! *picks some nearby sweet-smelling flowers, hands them to Kayla* Here, smell through these, that should block the smell. *Grabs some larges sheets of metal, then drops them quickly* HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!! *waves hands at sides, shaking off the pain, then walks towards some cooler sheets, then pulls them aside* Ah, that's better. Hey, what's this? *examines a medium sized crate, then starts to drag that to camp, leaving the sheet metal behind* Ugh, heavy, ugh, almost there...

Off-topic: Macintosh can't crash! HAHAHA!!! I win! On-topic: You remember once, but sit down and pencils stab into your thigh, causing lead posioning and you have your leg amputated. I wish I could control the passage of time! *Freezes time* lol *unfreezes time, except for the next person to post*

Maybe it belongs to Willy... Hey, Willy, is this your suitcase??? *starts drawing in sand with spear tip, then takes a bite out of the fish, then continues drawing and eating* Hmm, that might work... *continues working on the drawing, making little changes by rubbing them out and redrawing, eventually stands up and walks towards crash, with shirt covering nose to block smell* Hey, I'm going to get more stuff from the crash! I'll be back soon!

you got a red penguin, but it got wet and the paint washed off. I wish I was able to make POHs come out faster!

Not just wierd looking, just plain out wierd. They zapped me and shot me backwards. Don't touch them, no matter how much you want the gems. *pulls out swiss army knife and begins trying to pick the lock with different tools* Hmm, hey Kayla, where did you find this? It's locked prett- *all of a sudden the lock snaps open* WOW! I didn't know I could do that! *attempts to open suitcase, but it won't* Dang it, there's another lock! And its a combonation lock too. Jeez, this is tricky. *sniffs air* Man those fish smell good. Those the ones I caught?

theres nothing to laugh at. XBox + Halo + Halo 2 + friends + me = total anhilation

It's okay, I just killed that creature. Actually, it was a shape-shifter! But the wierd part is, it just disappeared when I killed it. Oh well, but its fine, my back doesn't hurt much anymore. How is your head? Come on, it's fine now, let's get back to camp. The fruit seems to help heal you faster too. *begins to slowly walking back to camp, still unaware of the "parasite" on one shoe*

*finds the weak "creature", and notices the spear still in its side* I've got you right where I want you... *slowly approaches the "creature", graspsthe spear, pulls it out, and is thrown aback that the spear has no blood on it* What the heck?:shock: This makes no sense! How can this be leaving a trail of blood, but not leave blood on the spear that is inside its side!?! *Raises spear above head, and is about to stab the "creature" through the heart when it suddenly starts to morph* HOLY CRAP! Whats happening?!? *the "creature suddenly appears as a fish, then a weasel, then a human-like form, and finally stops on a panther shaped body* This is a shape-shifter! Woah! This is cool and scary at the same time! Better finish this off once and for all. *stabs the shape-shifter through the heart, the shape-shifter screams out in a piercing shriek, then starts to melt, and then disappears altogether, except for a small amount which had enveloped one shoes, but nobody notices because it takes the exact appearence of the shoe* Ugh, I feel wierd now, I better get back to camp and make sure everyone is still okay. *starts heading back, and the trail of blood disapears behind Birdboy60*

out of order, please insert another coin. *inserts 2 coins (oh, this should fix it)

Not too bad if I say so myself... *finnaly stops fishing, after having caught 5 medium sized fish* Hey, Willy, can you help me get these ready? My back is killing me and I think I should rest for a bit. By the way, thanks for making the axe and such, really those are going to be useful. *walks to fire and sits on a log, tossing a log onto the fire, then begins examining the axe* Pretty simple, but should do the job. * Puts axe down, then looks around, then suddenly jumps up, grabs spear, and hurls it towards the jungle* {The large "thing" isn't dead yet, and if you though Kayla killed it, think again} *the creature crys out in pain, then runs off in pain, unaware of the trail of blood it leaves* HA! I've got you now! *runs after the creature, unaware that the spear got stuck, and I am now unarmed* Oh no you don't! I'm gonna repay you for what you did to me earlier! *loses sight of creature, so looks around* Hey, what are these??? *notices some statue-like objects and walks over to them* These are wierd... hey, they have gems on them! *reaches for a gem, but suddenly is blasted backwards by a seemingly magical force* WOAH! *mean while the creature is about 5 yards away, and starts to slow down due to fatigue* Hmm, I'll come back to these later, but first I'm going to kill that black thing! *runs off following trail of blood on ground*

you get some raw bacon *inserts coin*

unless you cant see it, because then it might not be an apple in any point of view newbs should be killed daily, noobs should be killed hourly

*wakes back up, stands up carefully, then walks over towards the shelter under construction* Hmm, I bet if we were to place this here, that over there, and just move these over that way... *makes complicated hand movements, then picks up and eats fruit, and suddenly feels better* wow, these fruit must be slightly magical or something... *goes, picks up some metal, and starts moving things around, increasing size of shelter to allow multiple people inside at once* Hmm, still could use work... *brings more sticks over, then creates a back wall, to prevent the wind from entering from behind* Hey... I bet I could get some more fruit... *grabs spear, walks back towards pile of fruit I left earlier* That fruit must have some healing properties, because my back doesn't hurt. Wierd... *picks up more food, returns to camp, drops into the hole with the other fruit, then adds another log to fire* Hmm, I must have slept through the night... Woah! the fish are gone! *Looks around* I wonder if I can get some fish... *walks over to river, finds a spot with lots of fish, trys harpooning with spear* This is hard.

w..wh..what... what happened? *slowly comes to, rolls onto back, only to be fully awoken by the searing pain* OWWWWWW!!! *jumps up, sees Kayla and the open med kit* What happened? What was that thing? *Stumbles toward nearest tree, leans on tree* Jeez that hurt. How long wass I out... Ugh, I'm dizzy. I remember going and getting the med kit and metal, and then running from a black "thing" and then I just blacked out. Thanks for helping me though. *picks up the stuff and continues slowly and akwardly towards camp, and collapses once I get there, luckily not landing on the metal*

*also finds a large piece of metal, and the med kit I was looking for* Excellent! And in great condition too! *spots a small, sharp looking piece* I bet I could make an axe out of this... Wha..What was that? *heres a fearsome growl, and metal being slashed at and thrown apart* Uh-oh, I sense trouble... *Turns and takes off running, half-carrying, half-dragging the large sheet of metal, med kit, and sharp metal piece, looks back and sees a large black "creature" sprinting after him* HOLY CRAP! AHHHHH! *falls forward after a large swipe tears into his back* Ugh... *everything goes black...*

*wakes up as Kayla is just leaving* *thinks to self: "wonder where she's going... "* *sits up and hits head on shelter* OW! Man this is small, I should expand it. But perhaps I can find a med kit near the wreckage, just in case, and Kayla seems to be going that way, I guess I'll go see if I can help. After all, she did help me. *grabs spear, crawls out of shelter, stands up, and jogs after Kayla, leavingMonkey asleep in tree* Hey, wait up! *catches up with Kayla and continues toward crash zone with her* Maybe we can find a med kit to help with your injury... or at least something useful...