Whatever they say, just insist that you want a pizza, or something like that. Telemarketer: Hello, sir, I am offering to sell you a- Me: I'd like a pizza please. Telemarketer: No sir, I'm selling a- Me: I'd like a pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese. Telemarketer: Sir, I don't think you understand that- Me: When will my pizza be here? Telemarketer: Please, sir, just- Me: Do you deliver to the moon? Telemarketer: Do you want this amazing deal or- Me: I want a pizza! Never actually tried it, but it sounds fun.