If I may quote the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series, (Not sure which one.): "Humans thought they were smarter than dolphins because they had invented, guns, bombs, and war. Dolphins thought they were smarter for the same reason."
"But the mystery box could be anything", "Peter, I don't think..." "We'll take the box!" LOL, woot, finally, some fellow [adult swim] watchers! No, it's "Lois, the boat is a boat, but the mystey box could be anything. Even a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those!" "Then let's-" "We'll take the box!"
I will not call you a "noob". However, I will call you a "moron", or an "idiot", simply because they are real insults, and even someone like you deserves a real insult.