Well, it's a good thing you're still alive. I was confused when I saw you post, I was like "What the *?". But yeah, I don't know you, you don't know me, but I'm glad you're alive.
Hm, let's see. 1. Control and manipulation of time. Late fo school? Give yourself another 10 minutes! 2. Teleportation. Go anywhere, anytime. 3. Telekenesis. Partially just to freak out people by moving things with my mind. I could make people hit themselves! Heh heh, that would have endless possiblities...
I have a friend who's gone a bit crazy about the over-sensitive censor. Another friend will have a censored name because it contains "dam", but not in any offensive way. :?
The "make you a member for free scam". Simply, a person says that if you give them your password, they will make you a member. They might also offer items or gp. Another version is to say someone did this for you and give them the username of the person who can "make you a member". For a hilarious story about this scam, go to http://necrobrawler.50webs.com/sidebars/screenshots/scammer.html