gryphon618

-Runescape membership -Time and resources to get mining to 99 -Time and resources to get smithing to 99 -*Full dragon -Zammy armour -A blue phat, santa, and Red h'ween mask -*Rune boots * means if membership counts.

Wish Granted. He dies because an automobile hits hime I wish for 3 more wishes.

Noob is overused. Anyone and everyone is a "noob", for no real rhyme or reason whatsoever

:lol: Same here... I remember before when I could barely type fast at all... and now I can type quickly and accurately. :wink: My wpm speed doubled since I started runescape to now- which hasn't been too long!

I've got to show this article to my mom, with some hope that this article will convince her that runescape isn't half-bad (lol like that'll happen) Most of the things are over-exaggerated, or something that would be better gotten from something else than a game- To this, practically anything you do, real life or not, can give you a sense of accomplishment! "Omg I brushed my teeth in the morning!" or "Omg I can breathe!" or "Omg I blinked about 50 times this minute!" Parents would prefer kids being proud of things like "I just mastered Beethoven's Fifth Symphony," "I just became the chess champion," "I am the top tennis player," or "I got a perfect score on the SAT in the 7th grade!" Basically, the things that will help their kids in the future, not being obsessed over a game. Right, read this article. This is what runescape is doing. I think the threadwriter summed this up well. Basically, all kids are learning is how to use shrthnd that annoys teachers and gets them lower grades. Very few challenge themselves to the math problems when they could just use a calculator, and the reading part isn't too great. Its not like it adds to anyone's vocabulary. Most language used in runescape is simple. I think that, well, this article just overexaggerates. Runescape (sadly) does not help children in any way. ('Course, this means my mom won't buy this article.)

Oddly, right now, the "Vital" part starts malfunctioning. You are teleported back to the Colosseum, in Rome. A gladiator fight is about to happen. You are the gladiator. :twisted: *Goes to 1946 to witness the first fully electronic computer built!*

Tell me where you said that. :roll: You go back to Italy and spy on peasants. They kill you for stalking them

I get any junky food- chips, cookies, candy, gum. Sometimes I'll get an apple. Only when I feel the apocalypse has come to shine upon us. I usually get a drink like a bottle of water or a soda.

My friend showed me runescape- most of my friends play. However, according to all the people in my tech class (who are real nerds, I mean, picture nerds) are like, "z0mfgzers11111eleventyone!!!!!1111 r00nsc4p3 h45 horribl3 graphixs!!!!!"

Banned because your thieving xp (as of now according to the high scores) is not divisible by 3!

You run out of ammo after shooting 1 indian. The indians kill you and eat you. *Goes back to 1983 and shoots Indira Gandi's Sikh guards to stop her from being killed*

Evil... torture...pain.... *wince* *twitch*.... STOP THE CUTENESS!!!!! Beluga Whale

He seems to get it... for 1 day! His tiny brain could not think so hard about not supporting wars, so, to unstress himself, he declares a war on Iraq, Iran, and Nigeria. Why Nigeria? You might as well ask why Iraq and Iran! *Goes back to 1929 to see how badly the Great Depression "depressed" everyone*

I believe it is

The Vending Machine spits it directly at your brain stem because of its frustration! *Inserts a leprechaun in the machine*

Canada I guess. I ain't happy about either one of those Would you rather get banned (yes, on runescape) for macroing or get banned for rl trading?

No one believes you because "OMG RSC WUZ DA BEST AND WEZ NOTZ LIZZENING 2 THA FACT THAT RS GREW AND IT REALLY WUZNT DAT SPECAL!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleventyone1111!" *Goes back to witness Lincoln's death in Ford Theater while wearing a bullet-proof vest! (Guarenteed or your money back!)*

You get a evil flaming beast thing that can shoot poison out of her eyes (and successfully shoots you 7 times) Uncut Sapphire and Rune Pickaxe

Your younger self does not recognize you, and slaps you in the face. He takes the bet anyways *Goes back to 1963 to witness the time JFK got shot (not there but see it on a local TV store)*

Wrong. There is no solid proof or documentation of that. The day I posted this was a Thursday.

You don't know if its Bell or Meucci (US says its Meucci but Canada says Bell.) You try both of them. They both seem to ignore you *Goes back to 1903 to watch the first film ever made- "The Great Train Robbery" and brings a non-poisoned sealed bag of popcorn and unopened can of soda

The piece of paper manages to get thrown away before anyone read it. *Goes back to June 2004, and buys self that really-tasty-flavor-at-baskin-robbins-that-they-removed-the-end-of-that-summer*

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Fresh off Tutorial Island, I got attacked by a unicorn and I said: "Plz don't kill me!! I don't want to fight!" I thought it was a player.

Actually... yeah, thats why I don't play. My parents think I should be studying 24/7 and not have any fun :roll:. I still remember 7th grade... "OMG you need to get 2400 on the SAT!!!!"