conqueror19

I call in a favor with my old Stargate pals, I go through with 'em and pick the cheese up off the floor in front of the rock face the astronauts smashed into at multiple millions of miles per hour. I enter through the portal that brought the astronauts there, and I get shot out at 1,000,000 miles per hour into our universe...

A fellow Believer! Hooray!!!! Why do clocks count upwards, not in reverse?

10/10!

umm? Pl0x answer mine, I think its a good one!

I Call King Kong, and take off for Switzerland. With King-kong's great nose, He was able to smell the cheese hundreds of miles away and track it down. After throwing you into the stratosphere, I grab the cheese and head back to His Island Stronghold....

KING KONG! HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK THAT???? ARRRGGHHH!!!! King Kong would sit on top of a hill and chuck rocks...Godzilla is just a big dumb lizard...King Kong has brains, agility, and plain 'ol cool factor... Who would win, Spiderman or Jack Sparrow and the Crew of the Black Pearl And Flying dutchman combined?

uh-uh, Toast em up and dip em in chocolate and they are absolutely delicious. Besides, taste is relative.... This text is in Bold

Banned for being a nitpicker...I mean even making a LIST? gosh....

Granted, Charizard Toasts ya inside 5 minutes. I wish I had a pet monkey!

Because the aliens replace the abductees with cyborg clones under their control that brainwash all the people who know aliens are out there... How does the =P~ emoticon always drool and never drink anything? (P.S. I do mean the Mr Bean character from the old British show, but not his performance in the movie Mr. English or whatever it was)

Because it cuts down on money for game developers. Why do I like Terminator 3?

You are instantly teleported to the set of Pirates Of The Carribean. *presses a button that looks like the Q key on the keyboard*

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ELIZABETH: Well women in London must have learned to not breathe! Pirates Of the Carribean: At World's End (saw it on opening night, best one yet =D)

You're fired from The Cool People Club for calling me a liar (regardless of whether it was true or not...)

3/10 Naruto? ugh... Orange? Ugher... Blue on orange? Ughest...

World Domination....Or maybe just another dish of sushi =P~ Why do cats land on their feet?

The new TV show is: The life and times of Cat on a Blackboard, and you are assassinated within 5 minutes of the world premiere for wishing such horror into existence... I wish that Snow white will be erased from history :twisted:

You're fired from The Slow Repliers Anonymous Club for replying too soon

The shark swims right by you in super-speed and eats the wizard *presses an itsy bitsy black button with an ant on it*

May 7th! Best day of the year, should be a national holiday.....

Because your sense of humor needs some work... Why is Mr. Bean so much funnier?

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Banned for FREAKING ME OUT with your sig

I support this all the way! As a former f2p, Dropping all those extra items is murder... Two or three more rows wouldn't hurt, and it would benefit members at some point. There are so many skilling items that go through the hands of f2pers that eventually benefit members, any enticement to the game for f2pers will eventually benefit all members!