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Does it have anything to do with religion ? Shix is the give away... I think ? My previous post was just a bunch of pseudo-meaningful drivel to make you think too hard. \ But no, it doesn't. Creation of matter, Aretha Franklin lyrics, how Adrenal was conceived, some things just aren't meant to be known.

Only thing I can think of are cryobanks.

Have a source? I don't doubt the claim, but I would love to read the research on that. Here's a few credible links: 1 2 ch.com/learn_center/article/107]3 4 5

I think that is a grave mistake. Abundance of pornography is directly proportional to the lowering of sex crimes.

Take a trip to enlightenment and back. Scale the nearest mountain. Memorize a dictionary. Dig till you find diamond. You're hot and you're cold. You're yes and you're no. When everyone has lost, the battle is won. All these things that you've done. The synonym of all good, bad, evil, benevolentshix. Righteous is he who knows where to find the bacon; he shall feast, and eat the fatty parts too. The King is in the altogether. He's altogether as naked as the day that he was born. Look at the King, the King, the King. When we honour the illustrious dead, who lie at Arlington and in the quiet cemetries of Normandy and the villages of England and Germany, not to mention Vietnam and Iraq and a thousand other places, we honour the stinking refuse created by old men's lies and cupidity.

Reminds me of this one time I was eating microwavable Cup Noodles in my school cafeteria. I forked my friend some noodles on a napkin for him to eat, and just happened to set my cream-colored rubber band for my braces right next to his napkin (this was a while ago, when I wore braces). So basically, he mistook my rubber band for a noodle and chewed it for about 10 seconds before realizing its consistency didn't match. Also, @WongTong's sig quote: that's what she said, *high-five*, "oh snap", and so on..

Nice system. I find myself far more productive outside of school, I actually learn and read a lot about what I want to, read more, and have an overall better mental clarity from a static sleep schedule.

I was amazed to no end when I saw that effect for the first time at the age of nine. Dude what are you talking about. ITS MAGIC. \ :lol: You should lock yourself in a room with mirrors on two opposite walls. I did that once, holy [cabbage], my mind was blown. Yeah, I really need to by a very small periscope for that, my head always gets in the way.

I was amazed to no end when I saw that effect for the first time at the age of nine. Dude what are you talking about. ITS MAGIC. \

O lawd, that's the most siggy-worthy quote I've seen in a while. Please no. :pray: Don't worry, I've elaborated on my anti-siggying-of-humorous-quotes ideology before, but maybe someone else will. *encouragingly elbows whoever is considering it*

[hide=]ShamWow! (and you phrased the riddle wrong, its supposed to be "The more I dry, the wetter I get"[/hide]

O lawd, that's the most siggy-worthy quote I've seen in a while.

I was gonna edit this into my previous post, but a post had been made, so: [hide=eh, idk][/hide]

Back from Best Buy, and sadly no luck getting my warranty to work. I ended up super-gluing a rubber sticker on to the hole, and this part of my plan worked. They didn't even think about taking the sticker off, but they did end up plugging it in and seeing that there was a circular sort of impact on the screen. I told them that I just came back from a camping trip and my room-mate reported that it happened on its own. They concluded it was physical damage and didn't give me my store credit. :cry: So, I was in dire need for a monitor, and found out that monitors are one of the things that you can't really get cheaper online than at Best Buy, so I bought one. I am now typing this on a 23" Samsung SyncMaster P2370. I did some research and found that this was the best monitor for me that Best Buy had. It's a widescreen, and I'm not used to that but I suppose I will. It ended up being $250, but my mother paid for $100 of it as my 15-day-early birthday present. So $150 for a super huge monitor ain't bad. It has very nice response time (2ms), 50,000:1 dynamic contrast ratio, and is really sleek overall, so I'm not disappointed.

He was pretending to quote my mother, who is dead. But not really. Anyways, acting unknowledgeable will only lessen the chance that they take it back probably.

Don't tell me how much shix I can have. Sounds like another socialized program America doesn't have :thumbdown: But yeah, I'll be sure to cause the most ruckus in order to get what I want.

Thanks. But you're in too deep buddeh. The last punk who tried to figure out my signature....Lets just say I wouldn't want anything like that to happen to you. :pray: It's an ancient indigenous curse tracing back thousands of years ago, its affects include a momentary unquenchable thirst and the automatic stubbery of your thumb-toes. Oh lawd, Adrenal, its not worth it!

To give those excuses I think I'd have to pretend to be developmentally delayed... Holy crap, I might just have to do that. If they don't accept it I can just tell them that they're not taking me seriously because of my mental condition. :thumbup: :thumbup: Are you ACTUALLY going to act like you have a mental condition? -.- No, just remarking at the fact that it would probably work if I did.

To give those excuses I think I'd have to pretend to be developmentally delayed... Holy crap, I might just have to do that. If they don't accept it I can just tell them that they're not taking me seriously because of my mental condition. :thumbup: :thumbup:

But there is physically no way that an internal problem can make a gaping hole about 1 centimeter in diameter in the screen.... BTW I just looked and it turns out I bought it 2 years and 9 months ago :shock: Barely under the three year limit. Think you could get away with "I just opened it today and it was damaged"? Haha, for lack of better options, that might be my best chance. I can picture them interrogating me now for such an odd excuse. :(

But there is physically no way that an internal problem can make a gaping hole about 1 centimeter in diameter in the screen.... BTW I just looked and it turns out I bought it 2 years and 9 months ago :shock: Barely under the three year limit.

Ah! I just made one of the most careless, costly mistakes ever, and I had to vent it somewhere. Okay, I was sitting at the computer watching a movie, saw my bb gun next to my desk and decided to fill the cartridge with bbs. After that I was just fiddling around with it, looking through the scope. I was sure there was no bb loaded and pumped in the barrel, but oh was I wrong. I just happened to be pointing it at my desktop's screen (was watching the movie on laptop screen on the left side of my desk) with I, for some reason, pulled the trigger. I stood in awe at the idiocy and spaciness of my mistake, there is now a hole in my LCD screen, and half the pixels on the screen are now white. I didn't want to sit there and feel remorce for something that I couldn't change, so I just took it off my desk and found the receipt from when I bought it. I also found out on the receipt that when I purchased it, I also purchased a 3-year warranty, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't cover accidents. Back 2 years ago I bought this monitor with the warranty and tax for around $350, so I hope I can get it replaced. Has anyone here ever returned a monitor to Best Buy? I'm wondering if they are going to inspect it first, they probably will if they know whats good for them. :wall: :wall: :wall:

ELASTOOOOOOO

D. I don't have a dream item. I would probably call the guy and see if he is friendly or not. If he wasn't then I would give half to my parents and keep the other half.

So in your book, care for grammar and education is directly proportional to how high someone is placed in your hierarchical scale of worthiness. Good sir, that is not charity. As for Wizard, I think you should do whatever you want. The very creation of this thread is telling that your philanthropic mindset is slowly turning to a more self-concerning onewhich isn't necessarily a bad thing. However cliché it may sound, just do whatever you want to do, but don't deny someone charity because you are worried about something, such as your time, do it because you just don't want to.