Sir_Squab

You swing your axe at the tree. A rabid walrus falls on top of you.

Fired from the pokémon league for beating pokémon up with magicarp. It's not a club!

Granted. You have huge interesting in RS, and suddenly find yourself with lvl 120 dg, lvl 99 in all other stats except one. Then Jagex releases 120 in all skills and that's now the maxed cape req. GG. I wish someone would make be a sandwich. A edible and in no way poisoned or tainted sandwich.

Nope. Naive.

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10/10 because Wyvern Knights ARE better.

Banned because Iceland is too green, and Greenland is too icy.

There's just way too much work for 120 skills to be implemented. First Jagex needs to fix all skills so that they are useful on their own to train. Make 99 in every skill actually useful. As opposed to the comp cape being useful just because the cape itself is very good. That would probably take a good 5 years + to do for all skills. Then Jagex could think about adding content for 120, as well as working in actual content for 120 and increasing exp rates so it doesn't take the average player 10+ years to max. Honestly, maxing already takes most players several years to achieve. We DON'T need to make it harder. I swear, I think half the people who want 120 skills just want RS to return to the day when there was only 3 maxed players in the entire game. And I think they don't realize that the overall mentality of the game has switched. Many people view maxing as the way to beat the game or something. 120 skills won't deter people from wanting to max, it would just frustrate them because of how grindy it would be. And I can guarantee you, if 120 skills come out, they will have their own skillcapes and 120 skillls will be on the comp cape or trimmed comp cape or something. Also, you're frustrating all sorts of players who have 99 combat stats and suddenly need to do 5x more work to be maxed combat again. I for one would like Jagex to revamp like 75% of the skills in the game to make them useful to level, have useful or semi-useful content at 99, and standardize training rates. At level 80ish (maybe 85) I'd like to see every skill have a afk or semi-afk traning method that gets 100k exp/h and a more click intensive training method that gives say 150k exp/h. Then MAYBE they can think about 120 skills. Think about 120 skills after comp cape is something the average player can reasonably obtain in under a year or two. Honestly, there's just so many way skills can be improved without 120 skills. And 120 skills would just detriment skilling overall unless it was done right. Imo, the only idea I've seen involving 120 skills that I wasn't immediately against was putting in 120 skills on highscores ONLY.

I would rather stick needles in myself then do paperwork. Depends on the needle.

You swing your axe at the tree. You miss.

Fired from the Jedi council for being a powerful psychic who's really good with swords.

Nay, one of her loyal knights. Queen LNH

Squab. Wait that's me. Harpie queen.

Harpie Queen/10.

Fired from a teaching position at a school for giving a kid a 0 on assignment. Actually happened.

You win your axe at the tree It eats you.

Banned for reading Oglaf.

Granted, but now the bad guys win. Also, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I have a feeling it's mass effect. I wish I had the really cool Lego Mellenium Falcon (the collector's edition one.)

1/10 because blastoise shoots water out of his cannons instead of, I don't know, fireballs or artillery or something. jk it's awesome

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:( :( :( EDIT: Ninja'd because I watched the harpie video. Also, I kind of want to play borderlands.

Granted. However, the ride takes over 48 hours to complete. You are stuck eternally riding the roller coaster. I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish in the corrupt a wish thread.

Fired from the alchemist's guild for burning it down a third time this week. Three times in a week is unacceptable. Try to limit it to twice a week please.

Banned for poking the wise one in the eye. Banned for not reading the pages afterward... You would have a better idea of what I'm talking about if you had. :shame: ~D. V. "Now, go read, please..." Devnull You're banned for trying to get me to read another one. I'm already following like a dozen, still need to archive bin on XKCD and I compulsively archive bin when I start a new webcomic series.