Sir_Squab

Banned for missing out on the chance to be a rock star.

Granted. Puns no longer exist. The world becomes a much happier place. I wish I had a lightsaber and jedi skills. And force lightning. All the force lightning.

Sadly, the idea of him being banned in large part because he plays in China makes a lot of sense =/

This x9001 IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Banned from the Assasin's guild for going through the front door of the Assasin's guild.

You can now spy on this japanese "girl." However, she's obese and transgendered - by transgendered I mean she wants to be a guy, and gets the operation shortly after you start spying on her. Also, you have to watch the operation because [bleep] you. I wish I had a pet, tame dragon that loved me.

Banned because the cold war is over. They already had their chance.

Banned because shark masks are cooler.

Wolves eat you. I wish I wasn't tired.

Fired from the beggar's guild for getting a job.

Banned because pokéball.

Yeppers, just like a band-aid. Tear it off in one sudden (and terribly painful) ... :huh: :blink: Wait, I'm not sure I like this analogy! :unsure: Do you like peeling off bandaids slowly? That would be an excellent way to devalue skill level even more than it already is. The real fix is to make your skill level play much more of a role in your DPS...at least on par with weapon damage. except you need levels to use weapons? I think he meant like, personal skill. Not your RS character stats, but rather YOU as in how good you are at... mashing buttons. Yeah, that's something else that needs to be fixed.

Damnit now I want a hedgehog.

Granted. You're an undiagnosed type 1 diabetic >_> I.E. me when I was 18. I wish I could read books from the future.

Fired from the Izzet guild for being unwilling to blow yourself up in the name of science.

"I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep. You may have heard of me." A guy named Kvothe. Also known as Kvothe the Bloodless, Kvothe the Arcane, and Kvothe Kingkiller. And other names and/or titles that don't start with Kvothe. TNPW post an epic moment from a video game.

What's the difference?

Banned for not inviting Rakdos to this party.

Fired from Wizards for being a psionic.

People don't like it intruding on their game? If you go to a casino you have no right to complain about gamblers, but if there's a gambling den at the mall there's a problem. I like the mall analogy because the mall, like RS, has plenty of underage people there. A lot of RS players are minors. Maybe because they don't want a bunch of angry parents (moms) boycotting Jagex and complaining to the media about it. Maybe because they can't figure out a way to legitimize gambling without breaking gambling laws. Most likely a combination of both. Comes back to the mall analogy. You can't have a legitimate gambling casino inside a mall.

The wall gets its art into an art gallery.

D'awwwwwwwwww

Someone said that most pures are good, implying 1 def pures are also good. Seems reasonable that something like a Zerker pure could be very effective. Also, GW gear should go back to 75 def requirements.

Banned for ninja-ing yourself.

It draws a perfect circle. 48hp.