fastortoise

This may be highly inappropriate but: I walked into my room and got a HUGE waft of [kitty] juice right in the face. I think it's finally time to change my sheets. Also, I got an A in my philosophy of science class... I was expecting a B- since the grades are relative to everybody elses grades and you had to be an intense nerd as a prerequisite to registering to that class. My last final of the semester is Friday, I then get 4 months off to work part time, read, work out, relax, make more juices that apparently waft tons, homygod can't wait. All this positivity is just a cover to hide my real depression as the Habs lost game 7 in OT earlier today :(

Watched the video, 10 mins later: actually, a naked girl sitting on me did it at 4 in the morning. But who's gonna believe that :smile:

+1. I honestly can't figure out why some guys "dig" hairy girls. Wierd fetishes maybe....But I can't stand girls who choose to never shave, just to look "natural". Some rebellious is fine, but too much is nuh-uh. :roll: It isn't so much that someguys prefer it, but some (such as myself) really couldn't care less. Not everyone finds pubic hair disgusting. Mind, if a girl's legs start looking like Austin Power's chest, then we've got issues. I dislike it when some girls are too open about their... toiletteries. Sure, guys don't care that much if they see you go to the bathroom/shave your body but it's a huge turn-off for me and probably any other guy who's not into kinky shaving cream sex. Actually, for the shaving, it depends on the context really: case 1: Girl is hanging loose in front of the camping crew with one leg in a basin of water we are going to use to cook corn in, shaving her legs. I could hear the stubble rip off as she shaved, she then switched to do her armpits. :thumbdown: case 2: Two 16 year olds are hanging out at girls house, girl mentions how she doesn't want to take off her pants because her legs aren't shaved. She then offers to teach the guy how to shave legs, all he has to do is watch and pour a bubble bath. :thumbup:

nononononno Habs in 7 :ohnoes:

You know, if he falls from that pedestal he just might die on impact... Yea man, all I said was that cooking bacon earned you brownie points with women, relax. Today I got HAMMED at noon with my classmates after our final exam then came home and napped for 5 hours, going out now that the Habs have lost like a bunch of morons I'm so glad I didn't stay at the bar for the game.

No no, nymphos only wish they were having lots of sex without necessarily being successful in fulfilling their urges. Which leads us to deduce he's obviously the latter. :wink: Actually it's the other way around.. I know how to spot nymphos. Very useful skill to have. I have a dilemma. Yesterday a girl I'm seeing was telling about a guy she was seeing a year ago and it turned out I knew him. He's a friend of a friend that I hung out with a bit in college, and just thinking about the two together makes me feel weird. She told me I was better/handsomer ect. ect. when she realized I was put off by this information but I dunno.. it's still REALLY weird and I can't get the picture out of my head. I know I should be able to get over this but how?

HAH! I did that once, with a girl in the kitchen too. I looked like such a sissy every time I had to flip the bacon, the splatter buuuuuuurns gah. But bacon is delicious and girls let you flop around on top of them when you cook some for them so :cool:

Habs lost game 3, thats excuse enough for me to shave. I can't STAND this [puncture]ly thing :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

Got into a drunken argument with someone during my brief stay at the urinals... why do people feel the need to talk to me when I'm pissing :roll: Also, I have a baaaad feeling it's going to be my day soon. For those who don't know (all of you) every person in my group of friends has a special day where they have to complete a brutal checklist, mostly to do with drinking and doing stupid [cabbage] in public. Normally the person making the list comes to me for ideas, yet it's already warm outside and nobody has consulted me... ruh roh

Oh boy, so hungover right now... these playoffs are going to be the death of me. I love my city so freaking much, I'm just not looking forward to the inevitable riots when the Habs win :thumbdown:

WAtching the Habs vs Boston game at ... Boston Pizza... woops! HEY BLYAUNTE, SORRY TO GET ALL PHILOSOPHICAL ON YOU, BUT IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!

Pfffft you took Camms? It's all about Gionta this time around! My picks are terrible, if either Vancouver or Montreal loses I lose, too. That's why I don't do hockey pools.

I say they fight to the death on the peak of Mt. Everest but you have the right idea. Hah I can picture it perfectly, with giant Q-Tips and all =D> Science can't explain Bill o'riley

What I care about most is slimness, so I'd take a 32B over a 38B or 38DD any day, for example. I also would like to stress that firmness is just as important as size, there's nothing hotter than a girl taking off her bra and her boobs hardly change shape at all. 32G would proooobably be a big too big for me, but I wouldn't complain compared to a 200 pounder. But then again, firmness only gets more important as size increases.

Your shoddy probabilities based solely on +/- just deepens my feelings towards your attitude towards hockey (and the other person who's not being too nice in this thread). You think you know everything. You may realize that you don't know some things, but I'm talking about the stuff you don't even know you don't know. It's mind boggling.

Unless you're using it as a pillow, there's just no need for too big breasts. Actually, 'too big' causes other problems too, such as neck strain/back strain, discomfort in general and chafing. I would agree that big breasts are not only dislikeable, but it's unnecessary and undesirable as well. Anywho, on topic: I don't quite like red hair. But I guess it depends on the shade, and the person it's on >_> Rather "too big" than "too small" =) Each to his own. No, no, no. I'd rather a girl have a flat chest than go for Ds. D's aren't THAT big. Some are only a little bigger than a handful, and can be very firm :wink: I'm not disagreeing that too big boobs are not attractive, I just wish to urge you to to cop a couple D's since I know you will change your mind :grin:

You know, it amuses me to see how people cannot comprehend that the 869th (out of 879) player in +/- isn't a liability. I am not saying that all players with a negative +/- are a liability I am saying that the 869th player (out of 879) IS A LIABILITY. I am also saying that, to trade away three (3 THREE) potential super-star prospects for the 869th biggest liability on the ice is a bad move. Now please tell me which of those two concepts is beyond your scope of comprehension? The latter. I can't wrap my head around how you can predict the future, it's impressive.

Canucks vs Habs... *faints* <3: The amount of beer I would drink during those games would be uuuunhealthy, but I have my doubts about getting past the Bruins in the first round :ohnoes:

Meh, according to aunte having a negative +/- automatically makes you a liability.. I say good riddance. I hope the habs play the bruins and not philly!

So apparently the girl in my Ecology class can't keep it in her pants when alone with me. I wouldn't complain but I reaaaally have to study for our final next week. I even mentioned this to her and she agreed, we even checked to see if we were sharing any classes next semester. LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT LEARNING ANYTHING IN ANIMAL PHYSIOLOGY! :thumbsup:

YOU are stressed? Just 3 hours ago, my "raincoat" completely tore, right when it was "raining" and a girl's "socks" were soaking wet and don't take a [bleep]ing contraceptive pill. :ohnoes: It's okay though, thank god for pharmacies open until midnight and that i'm not a woman because she looks like she got punched in the gut by Mike Tyson :thumbdown:

I just realized I've been spending more time talking about an essay due tomorrow morning with my class on facebook than actually working on the essay itself. :thumbdown:

I love the spider Azvareth, and the think she just randomly freehanded it in... good quality stuff right there! I also like the entire tattoo too, not so much the text though.

Don't worry about it, my squat is ridiculously low too. White boy chicken legs aren't good for much :thumbdown: