fastortoise

Somebody please find me where I could get this necklace :ohnoes: [spoiler=shirtless David Beckham]

My friend has one like this, except he put the more tasteful "BEER" with two arrows pointing towards his mouth on each side. I actually almost got one on my inner lip myself, apparently they rub off after 2-3 years or so.

Oh man, I just had the craziest week. Initially, my undergraduate research project was only supposed to take up a full day in my schedule (about 8 hours/week) but these past 2 weeks I've been in the lab a solid 30 hours/week. Add on the regular workload of an undergrad and you get a very tired TIF'er. But I'm not here to complain because... Yesterday was my videogame/sleep all day day, to recoup from the crazy week. I told everyone I went out with on Thursday (the night before) to just leave me be a hermit. But after my third nap I received a text... a 10/10 wanted to come over. She stayed for about 3 hours (oh yeah :cool: ) which was when I decided I wasn't tired after all and went and got ripped with my friends. By then it was already 1 in the morning so I had to catch up, I was chugging everything they handed to me... Turns out they had only just gotten there themselves. Everybody loves the company of drunken me, so they let me drink my heart out by myself. But today will be my videogame/sleep all day day.

Are you sure C was the class average, though? Some tests have stupidly low averages (30%) so a C (around 70) is really good. I once had a class where I was constantly getting below 80% in my tests and I was getting really angry with myself, until I found out everybody had been failing. I went into the final with a 70, did poorly, and got an A+ as a final grade. I have another one of those classes this semester, where everybody was in awe and shock at my 76% midterm. Some teachers just suck at writing exams, the bell curve will save you :thumbup: . Nonetheless, the semester-long stress is indeed really painful to endure even if you do get out with an A+ so goodluck

Going out for coffee because apparently thats what adults do...? Can anyone confirm or is this chick readying too many books

no prob bro :^_^: now that I think of it there must have been a handful of die-hard habs fans that made a LOT of cash last playoffs

OK so we've established that I'm not cool enough to wear a celtic cross necklace and that chains are generally bad. Are there any cool necklaces out there though?

Last night I guessed the identity of a girl by the simple description "no she's not [hot]... but she has a nice ass". I live in a big city, know thousands of people, yet managed to pull out a name on the first try :thumbsup: Wow that was uninteresting sorry. You probably should not have read that story if you're a busy person or hate boring stories.

I can act all bashful and pretend it was a gift from my dead Irish grandmother or something, it's not like I'd whip it out and wave it around everywhere. It's cool!

Have we discussed necklaces in this thread yet? I never wear one but sometimes I feel like purchasing a whole bunch of bling and just baller-out. Actually the reason why I ask is because of the sweet wooden Celtic cross necklaces the brothers wear in Boondock Saints, I want one :ohnoes: [spoiler=two shirtless men]

I haven't had any since Thursday... happy?! In fact, I haven't even been outside since Friday night... hurray for assignments on bioethics :thumbdown: . Today I discovered Mike Posner is super ugly, which made me feel good because I was slightly jealous of how all my lady friends like his songs so much.

That's manly? I felt like I was reading a Martha Stewart article.

The hardest part on hitting the gym while hungover is getting there. Both your brain and body ache to just lie down and sleep, try to not throw up, and cry. But once I get out of there I feel like a million bucks, as if the day had just started :thumbsup: Sometimes I will do cardio when I'm sick, to get the juices flowing but nothing too straining on the body.

It depends on whether or not your college/university lets you retake classes. In my university, as long as you get a passing grade, you can retake the course and get a new grade on your transcript, with a recalculated GPA... this doesn't work for those who drop the course, in which you get an IN for incomplete on your transcript or something. Ask an advisor is what I'm trying to say.

The fact that I don't own a boat really irks me.

Oh wow, I got absolutely NO WHERE with my 10,000 word essay because a really nice looking girl visited me :grin: :oops: Its okay though, it's only 5am and I just chugged 1L of juice and 1L of milk and I have a Tim Hortons coffee: READY TO DO THIS!

What's the function? I want to ready for when my bread mutates. It catalyzes a step in glycolysis \::/ Goodluck with your bread.

I think the most interesting thing I've dissected was a cow eyeball. Retinas are freaking groovy you guys. On a cooler note, I made a scientific discovery today :thumbsup: I am the first person in the world to discover the function of a certain gene in baker's yeast, which unquestionably makes me a total baller.

At home trying to sober up so I can properly text a girl... I didn't realize I was drinking a Guiness right when I came home, had to save it for the morning and it'll be all warm and stuff :thumbdown:

I need more t-shirts for the summer, so I've invested 100 $CND in these: I personally adore the smoking granny, I can see myself wearing it ALL the time :thumbup:

Pretty good day; 9am I de-stain my protein gel and it turns out I made concentrated protein of an unknown gene hurray! Sending it off to a protein expert Monday. Then I wrote a midterm which was easy peasy febreezy and left early since I have fridays off and next week is my march break. Invited a girl over and had fun for 5 hours, now I'm sitting here recuperating.. just ate 4 pogo's goin for a total of 10 :thumbsup: 5 pogos EDIT: going to the gym in 20 minutes, then off to drink like a fish at a friends house. It's like 5 degrees outside so walking home is going to be aaaawesome :thumbsup: 6 pogos

Keep shaving it, it seemed to work for thinning out my hair a bit. It also makes the hair grow at a faster pace. If you get your hair cut at the barber's you can ask them to thin it for you. They have these special scissors that work really well, I've been getting my hair thinned since as long as I can remember :thumbup:

And I'm posting because yours is freaking dope. Not being sarcastic you guys, I actually really like Danger Mouse :thumbsup:

Lol'd, even though American McD's don't carry onion rings. Pfffft, romance is overrated. Today I gave a girl a whole pack of cooked bacon (okay I cooked it all up last night so I guess there was SOME effort) and I got what I wished for in return :thumbsup: . Am I a freaking champ or what? Oh PS: Ever notice yourself physically avoiding really attractive women because you're suuuuper shy around them [bein awkward 'n stuff]? Well it turns out really hot women do the same too [but they're subtle], and if you're lucky enough to pick up on it, it's an instant shoe-in. God I love my brain - one day I feel insecure that a girl consciously avoided brushing up next to me to get to her purse and the same night, I figure out it's cause she was shy around me. But most of you are teenagers and are already awkward roughly 100% of the time so I don't think this life lesson will be useful until you grow a bit more.

I have no idea what is going on. Graham crackers don't exist in New Zealand. Got Dunkaroos over in bizarro land? My parents never bought me these for lunch snacks in elementary school because they were too expensive, but ever since I rediscovered them [drunk] I've been buying a few packs a week. Whenever my friends tell me they bought me something special that I will love, it's because they got me Dunks. <3<3<3<3