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All in all, pretty good rapture.

Holy hell, I am never staying up until 3 am drinking when I have work at 9 am the next morning.

Ugh, I felt like knocking Eager... especially after the hit to Sedin. It was a "clean" hit in that he wasn't playing with his back to Eager the entire time, but still... you could tell he was out for blood and should have been thrown out after his 3rd penalty.

"Do whatever you want, just don't wake me up" :thumbsup:

CAREFUL! You could die! Extreme ironing did it for me, everything is... :thumbdown:

I don't smell so it's not a big deal for me, but I do shower every morning as routine. And another bachelor shower if I'm planning on doing the midnight dance, out of courtesy.

Ahhh, found it :) this thread has been hiding from me. I've been reading philosophy excerpts all semester (100+ pages sometimes) but now I'm back to good ol' books! Here is my summer reading list: pandoras seed ; spencer wells living with complexity ; donald norman seeing further, the story of science and the royal society ; bill bryson super cooperators ; martin nowak genius ; james glick how the mind works ; steven pinker (may not read) the 1000$ genome ; kevin davies biopunk ; marcus wohlsen Currently halfway through Pandoras Seed, not bad so far! It's pretty much Guns, Germs & Steel but simpler and much much much shorter.

^^ Chrono Trigger. Back from work and ready to party! After this nap.

For anything non-relationship involve: I let it overtake me, I do my best work under stress. 8 hours, 6000 words, A+ or ~24 hours (over 2 days), 10000 words, A+ all due to stress motivating me. For relationship stress: I talk about it with the person in question. I've come to realize my brain makes up its own wild scenarios and needs straightening to shed the stress.

Hey guys, hockey is still going? Didn't even notice. Wow what a terrible time for me to stick my neck in. RIP Boogaard, that really sucks. :cry:

Hey man, it's easy to stereotype against women for these types of things and you shouldn't do it but you happen to be absolutely right. I think women aren't good at multitasking and (the bad) women drivers multitask as they drive... Like the other day my cousin was playing NFS on her boyfriends xbox and she couldn't watch the road and look at her radar at the same time... she's like 25 or something.. GRAAAGH! Also, Rhianna's "only girl in the world" song and that top of the world song with that hoe in it. Some of my brain cells just gave up and dropped dead at the sound of those two.

No RPG, that's just [developmentally delayed]ed. Assuming both lanes are jammed, blue is holding up the entire left one until the right can be cleared. If he gives way to red then the left lane just gets even more jammed assuming he wont have time to let himself turn as well. I always get cut off at the same intersection on my way home from wherever. It's a 4 lane road and the left and middle-left lanes can turn left, so I go in the middle lane, turn left, go into the right lane, turn onto sidestreet, home. But the people turning in the left lane ALWAYS come onto the middle lane. The worst was the other day when an old lady pulled a fast furious five move and cut me off, with her bumper almost touching the car in front of her, forcing me to slam the breaks. I know the human population is incompetent, but come onnnn. Today I work at 9am but it's raining so I just sit on my ass all day. I guess I'll read Pandora's Seed. Hey, where did that reading thread go?

Are you kiddi- take my one friend "Bill" for example. I bring back a perfectly good girl and he calls her a [bleep], and alienates her the entire night. Then he brings a girl who's skanky to the limit and he drives her home at 10 pm because she has to "see a friend". We go to a bar; I get 3 girls who love hockey to sit with us and he gets hammered, knocks down everything in arms reach and pisses them off. It's not my fault my friends are freaking idiots, so no I'm not sharing. My car is so [bleep]ING shiney <3

Wow, my lowest grade this semester was an A *self high-five*. Holy CRAP friends who do not have sex are soooo frustrating. I can tell if you haven't gotten laid for a solid week when you: 1) keep oggling the girls I bring over 2) keep throwing things around the room 3) keep shouting obnoxious remarks The worst part is, I'm usually the one targeted by these people so it's not like I can just ignore it. I'd like to think it's because they're jealous but I'm getting really tired of them sharing their distress and I'm entirely prepared to knock one of them right in the face if that'll wake them up. This is the second time I've been presented with an ultimatum by a really good friend, last time didn't work out so well for the other guy. Now I'm gonna go wash/wax my car in ANGER.

Oh god, I can see many bloody noses in my future.

Woke up at 1, got the summer job I wanted, had some great hankey pankey, submitted the final draft of my research paper, now i'm just relaxing as this is the beginning of my 4 month break.

this then this but i'm rarely feeling down lately... and when I do, there's usually someone there to help me get through it [i.e. remind me my life is awesome].

Yeah, the divide between Liberals and the NDP pretty much guaranteed a conservative majority... Though I think that when Trudeau runs for PM it'll swing back to the left. Hopefully.

I'd give you my cool whip that's for sure, good work :thumbup: and yes Hawkxs that's the correct answer. That's the minimum, at least (it can be 2kg, 0.2kg, 0.02kg... ect. depending on how high up on the carnivore chain you go. All of which are correct).

My gym is relocating, so I can't work out all week ARRRGH!!! But it's reopening the 3rd of May, I'll get my fix then. In the meantime I've just been doing pushups.

My (female) friend talking about surgery: hey, if I'd ever need an organ donor, you'd help me out right? Me: I dunno, wouldn't it feel weird having my body part inside of you? Her: That's what she said. :shock:

van in 7 det in 5 wsh in 5 phi in 7 not that it matters... habs :-(

8 oz. N&F Linen/Denim blend WeirdGuy. Looks like [cabbage], but you get the point: denim can be made in different weights and you're shooting for 8-10. Of course, the lighter, the more they rip. http://www.individualsole.com/2010/07/08/naked-famous-denim-32oz-jeans/ These, however, will never rip. Not sure if you'll be able to move in them though. Ah, didn't know they came in different weights. Good deal, thanks! To continue the style thread: I'm starting to love wearing either long sleeve t-shirts, baseball shirts or very slim hoodies. Essentially, they're warm enough so that I don't have to wear a jacket in the springtime yet slim enough to expose my muskles properly :smile: I just need to find a better source of baseball t-shirts (or make then so popular myself that all the stores will sell them this summer).

TABARNAK ESTI DE TED THOMAS PEUT ALLER MANGER DLA MARDE CALISSE I'm so disappoint. Go Vancouver! Nah, I just don't care anymore. I can't go on. It hurts too much.

Hey I got an idea; does anyone here know of any jeans that are extremely light-weight? I ask because this summer I'm going to be doing groundskeeping-type work and we can't wear sleeveless shirts or shorts. In fact, I think jeans were mandatory. The point is I had this job last year and I would wear regular black jeans to work and would sweat my balls off everyday. So if there's anything lighter, breezier, whatever, even if they aren't jeans, fill me in please :).