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I love drinking sambuca at bars.. it's so obvious that you're drinking something awesome when it's on fire that you get a lot of attention from the ladies :thumbsup: As for straight spirits, try 1/3 malibu, 1/3 tia maria and 1/3 triple sec. Shaken. I thought it would be disgusting but now it's my favorite shot in the world taste-wise. If you don't even want to mix the hard at all, a solid choice is just straight up triple sec or jack. I never really liked jack though, dunno why all the schoolboys push it so hard. I was asking for liquor ideas, not mixes, sorry for the confusion. We wanted to try some aged tequila (we usually get reposado) but there are none at the SAQ for the price we usually pay for a 750ml bottle. Huh? Isn't it the LCBO where you live? Also, you should've stuck with harrinator. Your new names blow bro.

Ok, which parts require more detail for it to look more like a dumpling bob-tailed squid?

The premise: Last night, me and a girl were browsing this site in awe. We're both aspiring Biologists. Two hours ago I discovered I wouldn't be getting laid tonight. So I got bored and made this: [hide=This] [/hide] [hide=Original] [/hide] Let me know what you think of it I guess. I'll probably give it to her, unless it turns out to looks like [cabbage] to you people. EDIT: She loves it, turns out I can be pretty sweet when I want to :) criticism still welcome though!

How do I possibly invite a girl to come wash my car in her bikini without making it painfully obvious that I want her in a bikini...? I'm actually stumped on this one. The girl is more than willing on coming, it's the bikini wearing part that's busting my balls. She's too smart and I wouldn't feel right ruining whatever shes wearing so that she strips into underwear, there's nothing I can do!!

Don't remember being caught for anything too bad, other than being late for classes. This is a real head scratcher.. I can't remember punishments cause they sucked so I don't know if I ever got caught. Man, high school was 4 years ago, i'm old. I do remember being sent to the office for breathing loudly in class, that was a good one :thumbup: . I was like 16, too.

Last night, after a lot of "in house" "cardio exercise" i lost control of my legs and nearly fell down a few times. Holy bajeebus it was awesome :thumbsup: Also, suck it up Maine -Canada

Funny how just last night I made a joke at the expense of my best friends girlfriend and she left the party and won't return any of our calls. You guys tell me if I was too harsh: Her: [to me] are you gonna take off your panties and chug your beer? (I had no reason to chug and didn't feel like it) Me: nah, go [bleep] yourself Her: uhhhm, no thanks Me: why not? all the cool kids are doing it? (bad joke, but it was a hidden set up :thumbup: ) Her: i'm perfectly fine with not being cool Me: yeah, we all know that. Doesn't it make her even less cool that a comment like that which I spun ever so perfectly even in my drunken state made her so sad? Major respect points lost.

I love drinking sambuca at bars.. it's so obvious that you're drinking something awesome when it's on fire that you get a lot of attention from the ladies :thumbsup: As for straight spirits, try 1/3 malibu, 1/3 tia maria and 1/3 triple sec. Shaken. I thought it would be disgusting but now it's my favorite shot in the world taste-wise. If you don't even want to mix the hard at all, a solid choice is just straight up triple sec or jack. I never really liked jack though, dunno why all the schoolboys push it so hard.

8PM -Drink in parking lot of depaneur waiting for people -Drink at party, go through a 12 pack from flipcup alone -Drink at bar where friend was getting [cabbage]faced, which meant leaving the sexy girls making out in the pool at the house party :thumbdown: -Drink a tall one outside the closed bar -Drink on the way to a stripclub -Drink outside strip club cause I'm against them (even while I'm drunk, surprisingly) -Drink at friends place 4AM My heaaaaad :wall:

Hanging out on google+ this [cabbage] is cash

I've had someone tell me there was too much litter in the park I was working at, before putting out her cigarette bud on the ground. I've had a big lesbian woman yell at me because the pitching mound for her leagues softball match was 42' away from home plate and not 40'. I've had a grandmother yell at me because a bird shat on her grandson. I've had a couple angry at me because the black basketball players were being too loud on the court. I've had a young mother voice concern that the rope-pyramid-thing was dangerous and should be taken down by the city. I've had a dad glare at me because I simply snickered when his fat ugly daughter face planted off a swing. Not even a jump, she was just too dumb and ugly to go from descent to ascent. All these people annoyed the [bleep] out of my recently, but they're so freaking idiotic that it doesn't really get to me.

I wish I knew somebody who had a convenient kit of all sorts of drugs I could just sample. Hey guys I just got an idea for a new business model. I probably won't post here anymore now that i'll inevitably be a millionaire.

10PM - come back from gym 1030PM - nobody wants to do anything, awwwww 12AM - reading in my bed, relaxed, dozing off 1210AM - "hey man wanna come drinking?" 1215AM - "hey me and a few girls are chilling watching breaking bad at my place, come" I say [bleep] all yall, im goin to bed like i PLANNED! Feel pride for not drinking for once 1AM - girl who forgot something at my place wants to come get it 530AM - my [bleep] hurts and she left even more stuff behind TOMORROW I start woodworking because I haven't in awhile. Before 10PM was basically me clearing off the table saw which took all day, so I'm finally ready to make cool stuff :thumbsup:

THE VOICE OF THIS [bleep]ING PERSON IN MY HOUSE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE. [bleep] THIS IS RIDICULOUS IM GOING TO A BAR.

Good god, it's saturday morning and i'm not hungover! This is amazing!!!

Thanks for the heads up, but I don't do thick denim.. Even in winter I prefer wearing light pants, my pair of brown canvas N&F are too hot & "cumbersome" for me.

I've now come to realize that people who argue about how much beer is good or bad for you clearly need more beer in them. Also, I really like beer. Drank 3L the other day in one bar, then shots at another bar (that lil' jon song came on so we had to). Then played rock paper scissors drink with a 270 pound man behind the bar and got pretty drunk.

Rollerblades have wheels...?? Ice skates have 'knives' more commonly known as blades.

Sunday night sure did make up for my lame Saturday night. Phew.

Just put the post number when you start. That's what I'm doing. Just because I'm curious on how many I'll end up doing. I plan on changing the type of pushup every week. Maybe I'll work in frog stands every once in a while. I'd change the type every day. I used to do 100 a day and got seriously injured when I didn't change the style... I went 2 months without any serious exercising. In fact i'd suggest alternating between pushups and situps each day if you're really into it for the long run... if not, I give you 2 weeks tops.

No. Yes. :thumbup:

I'm really glad the Habs got Cole from the Canes. He was pretty much the only guy on that team who could kill the Habs (and he did, over and over again)... the dude gets so much "je ne sais-quoi" when he plays in the Bell Center and now that it's his home stage, he might produce some 30 goal seasons :thumbsup:

Thanks for the heads up. I had seen it and decided to go against it... I can't do jewelry. I have a really nice necklace (I've been looking for one for about 3 months now if you've been following the thread) and I can't bring myself to wear it. I actually just got a shipment from PLNDR in today with great stuff - a long sleeve t-shirt, a baseball-T, hightop sneakers and a pair of black leather loafers. I used to at least get one item that wouldn't fit me (it's online after all) but now I'm so used to ordering stuff online that everything fits! Hurray :smile:

MGD 12 packs have a handle on the top of the case and a weird way of opening them; but it's not freaking rocket science. Whatever they deserved what they got, I just finished my own 12 case of PBR Dry and am now cooking food before going to bed. Tomorrow is Sunday.

Last night was Canada day as some people have been saying, sooo: Before heading out to the bar I bought a 12 of MGD and went to a friends'. Then two of his friends who always drink our beer showed up with their own 12 of MGD and some steaks. We thought this was a refreshing change but they COULDN'T OPEN THEIR CASE SO THEY GRABBED ONE OF OURS! Normally I wouldn't care but this was one of those, I just raised your hopes just to bring them back down moments. This turned our fun-relaxed night into a drinking night. All in all five of the 24 beers were open when the two got up to cook their steaks, which was when we decided to drink all their beer (and ours) so they would be dry when they came back. It took three of us about 30 minutes to drink 20 beers, thus leaving two left when they came back. We were so bummed out that we failed by only two beers, it ruined Canada day. But then we found more beer in car trunks and in depaneurs.