fastortoise

Healthy tip for all you soon-to-be university goers: become good friends with at least one reaaaally smoking hot chick ASAP. The rest is easy math: -math algorithm too vulgar for tip.it- Basically, when a hot chick sees you with another hot chick, she'll immediately feel comfortable with you and will insta-friend you. Next thing you know you'll be at almost every single campus-café party hanging out with all the hotties. After that, it's like shooting fish in a barrel 8-)

Last night at around 1AM I drunkenly realized it was Tuesday night and that I had school early tomorrow (today) morning. I thought I was in for a rough morning but I woke up 5 minutes before the alarm, jumped out of bed and have been having a great morning so far :thumbsup: I could very well still be drunk :thumbup:

I really wish my parents had called me Barry. It's pretty much the best name in the entire world and I'm stuck with a lesser one :thumbdown: Then again, it's just a name...

Leafs already back down to 9th where they belong :thumbsup:

I'm not sure this happens everywhere but: once a year there's this Asian guy who goes around Montreal universities selling custom fitted dress shirts. The variety this guy has is incredible, and each shirt bought is about half the price you'd find in stores and has greater material quality. My brother bought something like five shirts off him for 200$ CDN and got them four months later and the stuff is sweeeeeet. You can pretty much design your own shirt, give him a few bucks and he'll make it for you. So yeah, I'd ask around if there's someone doing this in your city because it saves tons of cash.

I'm not entirely sure what happened last night but I woke up with about 20 dinosaur bracelets on my arm and bite marks on my forearm and upper chest. Not a hicky - I have freaking deep teeth marks imprinted on my skin. The inside of my mouth tastes reaaaaaally funny and I think I'm a bit more deaf than usual. Other than that (and some pictures on my phone of mrs. clauses cleavage) I turned out pretty okay considering. OHH I just remembered ; it snowed last night! Further pursuing this hazy train of thought, I definitely remember lobbing a snowball into a skanks cleavage and her bouncing up and down to get it out and me being like :blink: with a puddle of drool forming at my feet.

I just realized Rob and Skull are two separate people. Ugh, you people and you're constant name-changing is giving my headache a headache

I think your friends have swindled you. My rating is about 1400 now (diamond) and still sticking to Random :) My rating could probably be higher I just don't play enough during school

Just cause there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score :thumbup: Today I have a public lecture to attend and a whine and cheese after... I'll be at university for a solid 15 hours today :(

DRINKING ON A TUESDAY NIGHT?! now you're starting to get it :thumbup:

Are you annoyed about that before or after getting drunk? uhm after, what kind of question is that? Also, I hate how bouncers disregard the safety of innocent bystanders when a bar fight breaks loose. I almost got run over by a seven foot ogre the other night, but thankfully he didn't pound me to death. The bartendress was asked to point out who broke the beer bottle on a man's face and she kinda pointed right between me and the perpetrator but the bouncer was nice enough to beat the [cabbage] out of the other dude, not nice enough to not shove me out of the way and into the bar.

It really annoys me how attractive ugly chicks get when I'm drunk. It's getting to the point where I don't want to touch alcohol anymore :wall:

Niiice. *high fives Bows* Damn, I totally just got 1uped. I'll have to shoot really damn high if I'm to bag a hottie of that quality this weekend. Fun story: girl (not as cute as Bows') and I are watching TV at her house, and a commercial for 'DNA repair' skin lotion comes on. I guess I look annoyed when the tiny DNA molecule floats into the actresses face and makes her look younger cause my friend puts up a fuss about it, telling me I should be glad they're advertising stuff about genetics (I'm a genetics guy). So I drove her head through the drywall :cool:

I'm finally starting to embrace Organic Chemistry. Even though I think it's the biggest pain-in-the-balls course for any Biology student, synthesis can be a lot of fun. Sometimes.

After I first started properly benching, probably about 3-4 years ago now, I had a bit of a nightmare when I got a puny 120lbs stuck on my chest with no spotting partner. Had to try and roll the bar down my body until I could sit up and try and inconspicuously put it back on. Not cool. Yikes. Thats why I always need a spotter, or else I wouldn't be confident enough in myself and would train a lot worse.

This is what I am thinking. I'm all for getting so wasted that I don't remember what happened. In all seriousness though, I've witnessed my friend pound back 10 jaggerbombs in less than an hour and I would never recommend anyone taking caffeine and alcohol together.

I'm starting to realize I prefer when the woman is in control. It's super emasculating if you think about it, but if you think about it even more... lets just say I know why the caged canary sings. When a girl knows exactly what she wants I have a standard I get to work against and it's lots of fun to try improving it, whereas for every single other girl I have to start from scratch, which usually follows my regular formula, which is boring. Well not boring, just not as much fun and a huge pain in the balls.

I think black jeans go well with a lot of the stuff I wear. For e.g; That's from urban outfitters but Diesel sell a lot of shoes that go really well with black jeans like those. negative

Today I have 3 hours of lectures, 1 midterm, a four hour organic chemistry lab, a 27 page assignment due tomorrow as well as a pre-lab and lab report (about 8 pages long) for my other chem class. But it's okay, I just ate my cereal with the proper sized spoon and the crunchyness level of the corn pops was perfect... i'm READY for this [cabbage]

I've calmed down now about the whole 'hipsters ruining a solid beer' situation and now I see it as a good thing. I mean, at least they aren't drinking martinis and buying super cheap (and thus hip i guess) martini shakers, mixing them wherever they go. At any rate the hipsters would have to outdrink the rest of us if they want to claim it as the hip beer, which will never happen with their little boy alcohol tolerance. I tried Dos Equis yesterday (only available for purchase in Ontario) and it's not even that good :thumbdown:

wow nevermind i'm tired.

I want to visit a dense tropical forest and be like 'sup to all the wildlife.

People who talk during an entire lecture. For example, in my 8AM class this morning two guys were casually chatting during the ENTIRE hour and a half lecture. I developed the ability to concentrate on what the prof is saying no matter what kind of distractions are going on, so I was fine. But when class ended I turned to them and told them; next time don't bother coming to class if you're just gonna talk about your weekend, there's plenty of [bleep]y cafés around here where you can sit and hold hands and [cabbage]. Sorry saruman for the gay reference, I know it's ignorant ect ect but hey, I got through to them.

I was the same when I was younger, too. Most tif'ers are in the same situation, so you're definitely not alone :P I only started gaining weight (proportional to my height) when I turned 18, which was also when I started working out and chuggin' protein shakes. I gained maybe 10 lbs that way. Now that i'm 20 I notice that I'm gaining more and more weight even though I'm training and taking equal amounts of protein as before. My brother only started filling out when he was 20 but he didn't work out like I did. So you can try gaining weight by doing lifts and chugging protein shake after protein shake, but in the end it's a matter of time before you start gaining weight naturally.

[bleep] that, hipsters don't have the right to ruin a beer just like that. Do they seriously drink Pabst because it's bad and they think it makes them cool? Ugh, I bet they couldn't even hold more than one can of that stuff with their cardigans and horned rimmed glasses.... [bleep]ing hipsters. Ruined my morning that was already ruined, which is hard to ruin. Death camp for cutie is pretty funny though :mrgreen: