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I have trouble with trendy vegetarians. Being a vegetarian should never be associated with being a revolutionary or being open minded... it's a dietary choice. Just in case some vegetarian is browsing this thread : after cooking a steak on a bbq, put it on a plate and immediately put a thick slice of butter on top of it and let it melt. In five minutes it will have completely melted and seeped into the steak - heaaaaveeennnnnnn!

I prefer McDonalds over all fast food chains only because it's the only place open at 3AM.

They're all nuts. awkward double post... let me clarify: theyre all nuts like a bag of southwest mixed nuts

They're all nuts.

Nah, whenever I come back from a party I'm always too wasted to go to sleep. Not that I wouldn't be able to sleep, just that I know that I'm not hydrated enough to wake up without a headache so I stay up half an hour to get some liquids, which is why I was here.

The past and future don't exist either. All you have are your memories and your hopes. Hopes are nothing to go on, and memories are completely unreliable. What is anything if everything is nothing? An interesting game. We still perceive reality as something, most people don't think that hard about it. It being just the way our chemical and electricity fueled brains choose to see it doesn't make it any less of whatever it is, hm? I'm going out on a limb and posting a drunken post in a philosophy thread: It's time to explain: let's call the people who inly believe that the present exists are "prensentists". They have to explain how things come into (from the past) to out (the future) of existence. Let's take for axemaple the dude who travels from point A to point B but only travels half the distance each hour. He'd need an infinite amount of time before reaching point B, right? The problem with this paradox is that people assumed that distance was divisable but that time was not. if a distance of one meter is traveled by a body for one second, the body will travel half a meter for half a second and so on, and will not need an infinite amount of time to reach the end point B. But there's another problem - if time is indeed indivisable then it must include both past and future - which is not the case. Therefore, time IS divisable but the "now" or "present" as we know it is not. Or else thingsg get too funky. WEIIIIIIIRD!

Last winter I said I was setting a trend by wearing those EXACT boots, i'm glad it's panning out (they're soooooo comfy, too). I have a brown pair, btw.

Pretty much (Y). I'm very very very glad that at least one country is trying it, that way we can get things done (whether or not this will turn out to be a good thing, this advances the boundaries of what we know we can do).

Today was a busy day... I remember things I did this morning as things I did the day before. Also, I have bigger boobs than one of my friends' classmates. She mentioned how my boobs (aka manly pecs) were big and I told her that, indeed, I had an A cup (hah). She called bs, and sure enough, the bra was too small for my manliness. Also, that didn't really happen, the only reason being she didn't want me wearing her bra, which is understandable (since I have bigger [bleep] ect.). Also, 12 hours of labwork in a week is tooooooooooooo much, and I still have another 4 to go. :(:(

I've been thinking a lot about "now" and how it probably doesn't exist. No, it definitely doesn't exist, I'm just not familiar enough with philosophy to properly explain myself. It helps that one of my professors is a member of the international board of the advanced study of spacetime (or something nutty like that).

THE girl? Man, wait til you get to university, they have entire rows of big [bleep]. Literally, five girls with huge knockers all sat in the same row in my biochemistry class and all I had to do to introduce myself to them was complain about how nutty and bad our professor was. Then it's all huurs and duurs from there before I'm taking a "better look" at their "assets".

Ah, here we go. This is my perfect coat: But they only ship to the UK and theres no more smalls :(

I'm looking to splurge on a good winter coat this year. I find things like coats are worth investing in because they last 5+ years if you get a nice stylish & quality one. I'm pretty sure the last coat I bought was when I was 15 (20 now) and it's still very stylish, it's just too small now :P I was thinking of something with some sort of collar+lapel and fairly long too yet not as long as trench coats. It must be nice and warm too since I live in freaking Canada. Any suggestions? Also, no hood and no fur would be ideal (no hood is optional though) EDIT: I just found one to my liking and it turns out to be 1,600$... holy [bleep] sorry for the pic images... this one is also nice and a bit less (300$)

No, no no and no. You're in school to learn and to think for yourself, not to be a computer. The only reason someone should need to use a calculator is if they're multiplying a five digit number with itself five times over, and they never ask those questions in school anyways. If you don't know why 9 x 9 is 81 because you're used to the answer 'because the calculator says it is so it must be so' then you're pretty much useless to society. You might not do everything on pen and paper at 'work' but you won't get the job in the first place if you don't know the 'why's.

My friend played this tune in my car as we were rolling to the gym. I was like "what's this? Cee lo?" and downloaded it. Then earlier today I was blasting it with my sony headphones in a hallway at my uni and a girl stopped me and explained how much she loved the song. I then explained to her it was about (male) teen angst and that she must be lesbian and I got her number ect. Thanks, Cee Lo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc

*clap* I blame all you little whippersnappers with your fancy little new usernames. I really do post less now that everyone has lame usernames, honestly. Guess that was my secret for the day!

God I love the women at my campus. I'd do illegal things to them that would become legal if anyone figured out how mind[bleep]ingly awesome it is. I should explain that my previous sentence could be taken as either very creepy/4chany or just an extremely horny post from a guy who's had to stare at booty shorts all day. Yyyyyea it's the latter, just throwin' it out there. More related to my classes: I have to memorize all 20 amino acids, their structures, three and one letter codes on my very first class of the semester. Huraaaaay! :thumbdown:

After 4 months off this next semester is gonna be a huge kick in the balls.

I can open a beer with my forearm and point towards the direction of the beach with my biceps flexed.

What? That's like the worst battle scene in the entire series. It's just two guys dancing around a ridiculous setting with no emotion at all. BAAAARF My favourite thing? The bar two blocks away from my home.

We Americans are the majority, so therefore you are the ones speaking incorrectly. Quality over quantity.

I broke a guy's hand with a beer bottle last night. My story was several sentences shorter than yours and tells so much more to the reader, I should be a writer or something. P.S the guy was my friend and he's okay now. However, several Canadians still mourn the beer spilled during the act.

Everytime a thread pops up like this I get happy because I always think of the same 3 close friends I've had for over 12 years. They're always the three I think of immediately when asked who my best friends are, and it hasn't changed for over a decade. wow. This summer a girl is squeezing into my best friend bubble and I'm becoming anxious about it. She's perfect for me but has this "yea i'm hot and perfect for you, whatever" attitude so I'm very suspicious of her. I need to find her flaw before I can start letting her into my secrets. Ahhhh women, making me rack my head over them. If this was a train of thought in my head I'd of said "[bleep] it" already and passed onto thinking about porn or omelets or something.

30 minute bikeride keeping my speed at a little under 20 miles per hour constantly.

I'm unsuccessfully trying to reset my biological clock for school next week. Instead of going to bed at 2am I now get sleepy at 6am. Hoooooly [bleep] I'm a moron