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Don't say what you're doing on the ball here. It'll only be destroyed... Yea, five seconds later my stuff was beginning to be drawn on. At least one person in contributing, making the stuff better instead of just drawing 5-year old quality faces. Seriously, you should have to pass a 'practice round' before playing multiplayer MS paint. edit: its amazing how this green paint guy has talent. I mean, a green [rooster] with blue filling? His mind must bathe in creativity. I'm out of ink so I'm done anyways

Some guy is filling in black at the bottom right and i'm drawing some pretty cool stuff in it without any spoilers :thumbsup:

I almost ran over this dude on his bike today. A red light turned green in the distance so I was rolling pretty quick compared to the one (invisible) guy on his (pedal) bike in the (middle) of the 3 lane road. It's okay though, I yelled out "HEY [bleep]FACE" as I passed so everything is alright.

Wore the same pair of black converse since high school. Now that there is a gaping hole at the back of each, they are finally the most comfortable pair of shoes I ever wore. I also have jon varvados converse (if that's his name, i forget) and they're pretty slick. Some diesel shoes too. And some Nikes from that spanish skateboarded guy, I also forget his name

Patch came out a couple of hours ago and the Beta is finally back for phase to as of a couple of minutes ago :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: I just got back from work so I'm still dl'ing the patch, but I'll be gaming until 4am probably. I'll edit this post with my tag, so you guys can add me asap :thumbup: [hide=my inappropriate name]Account name: GagReflex ||||| characternumber: 266[/hide] edit2: b.net is being stressed tested to the limits haha, I waited 5 minutes for it to find me a game before I quit. Also, don't bother reading my real life name, the account belongs to a friend of a friend

I expanded the brown circle to make it look more like a circle... kinda. I also fixed a bunch of the letters and filled in multicoloured spots here and there :thumbup:

Wow, that goal was :shock:

Also the d is a mirrored b. Why do we call w double-u when and in French we call it double-v?

I have to shower every morning because my bed is the grosest thing in my house. I don't think I've washed my sheets in at least 2 years now (probably 3or4) and I've slept in it sweating bullets on many occasions. Whenever I have "guests" I just 'spush spush' it with my handy bottle of febreeze and everybody is happy. Girls never want to stay in it long because there's an outline of my 16 year old body made of crusted brown sweat I deposited after biking for 8 hours on a hot summers day. Sometimes if I don't sleep in my bed for a few nights the crust forms a sheet and I sort of slide on top of it for a bit before I melt it back into its place. I probably didn't have to share that.

When people smack their lips when they eat. They don't chew loudly or with their mouths open, but they smack their lips repeatedly. Makes me want to smack their stupid face.

someone's spamming red :thumbdown:

Five of my friends bought a house together. We had a pre-house-warming party tonight and we (8 of us) went through 3 24's. This was right after we decided we weren't going to use the house for binge drinking. This is going to get interesting. EDIT holy [bleep] i just realized the letter u is a rotated n

I thought Chrono Cross was amazing :mrgreen: I still listen to some of the soundtrack music because it's so epic.

I don't want to hurt your feelings but wow, those are a bunch of terrible games. Not only are over 20 of them single player, those that aren't don't require much skill to play at all. I'll make a list if you want a real competitive gamer's top 25 :thumbup: "Hey wana play some Hon w/ me?" "No thx i'll just get one of my friends to yell at me for 30 mins about my personal deficiencies instead."

Agh Saruman, at least introduce some bench press in there. And some back exercises :ohnoes: Earlier today I beasted my way through an entire weeks workout, except cardio. I also got a wink from the most drop dead gorgeous girl at my gym (or it could have been directed to either one of my two friends, I have a feeling we'll be arguing about it for months to come). I also managed 50 chin ups in 3 sets *flexes*

Confession: I have more of a conscious than what I let on. I feel like I've been able to live with being a jerk ever since I got out of high school because I've been drunk half the time, and now that I go to bed sober more often (the main problem), I find myself regretting things I know damn well I shouldn't because at that moment in time, it's exactly what I wanted to do. I also have the sudden urge to talk to all the girls I've been with, especially those that I never ever talk with anymore. Is this what being a girl is like? I'm not enjoying it at all - time to introduce my brain to the frying pan :arrow:

I'm bumping this because the beta will be back sometime soon and Starcraft 2 deserves to be on page 1 forever. Does anyone want to make a little team with me? I finished something like rank 20 diamond when the beta went down, I'm not fantastic but my mechanics are good enough for me to come up with new strategies and I need people to discuss them with other than my IRL friend who doesn't know what an overseer is.

Today I made a fool of myself at the gym. Normally there's tons of people and loud music playing, but since it was Sunday night there was hardly anybody and the music was low so I was unaware people could hear me talk with my friends. Well, I mentioned something about getting a huge boner from the girl doing squats in front of me and she gave me a dirty look. I didn't think she actually heard me and that she was just being a little [bleep] because my friends were ogling her, so I went on to say "sunrise" when a huuuuuge girl in a tight yellow tanktop walked by... she promptly told me to go [bleep] myself and I've been feeling bad ever since :thumbdown:

Since it's very likely that my future profession will be oriented around extending the lifespan of humans, I don't think I'd want to know the time of my death. NOBODY GETS TO LIVE LONG IF I CAN'T :thumbsup:

I raged so hard at the Paraguay/Spain game today... not to mention Paraguay lost :sad: I was sorta rooting for a Uruguay/Paraguay final but I guess my dreams don't count :sad:

I'm deifinitely getting a case when I get my iphone. Look at this baby: Also, a white case on a black iphone 4 looks like an icecream sandwich :thumbup:

I take great pride in almost never whining, but damn, I reaaaaally don't want to go to work tonight. Mostly because people I'm trying to avoid have already planned on visiting me, and I don't want them there. Also, my brother visited today. He was watching TV so I said "whats on the TV?" which he replied "dust". I was like :blink: then was all :rolleyes: and :thumbsup:

I think Germany will beat them. Nope, Paraguay. They'll take the cup, too :thumbup:

*high five* *intercepts* kinda cold though, not warm enough for a pool party... no bikinis :cry:

You really don't need weights. I work out at work on my off days and I have nothing in there except 2 chairs, a floor and a doorframe. Unless you're one-arming it, 15lbs won't get you far :thumbdown: Crank it uuup!