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What clique/subculture do you think you're classified as?
fastortoise replied to Zierro's topic in Off-Topic
But that rug really tied the room together. Other The Dude quotes I regularly use : "Hey, careful, man. There's a beverage here!" and (I can't remember it perfectly); "Yes man there IS an unspoken message here, it's "[bleep] YOU, LEAVE ME THE [bleep] ALONE"". -
I don't know which is worse - having nerds spam up forums everywhere I go about dota/hon or the games themselves. It's the stupidest [bleep]ing game ever made and everyone who wastes my time talking about it with me gets a free suckerpunch in the stomach. It's a shame they still haven't released the e-suckerpunch because I'd be handing them out. What did I do today? I got pissed off at nerds talking about the most [developmentally delayed]ed game all the little kids that are instinctively annoying and deserve to die play.
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Is anyone here actually good (North America)? I'm nearing rank 1 in my diamond division (5-10 atm) and I'm getting tired of laddering. I reaaaaaally need chatrooms, I feel like I'm playing single player and whenever I play 2's, 3's or 4's my friends always end up dying in a second.
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I have great posture it's just when I'm cracking brittle nerd necks on Starcraft 2 that I hunch over my desk. SO I guess I don't have great posture. My back problems resolved themselves (nobody wanted to massage my lower back, they thought it was a trap) but thanks for the advice. If it ever gets really bad again I'll definitely splurge for a professional massage (but then the question becomes why have female friends if they won't massage you?)
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You don't. You can't just get up one morning and be a new person. If you want to change your looks, just get off your rear and do it. Changing your attitudes and emotions doesn't happen. You can put yourself in situations that will make you respond in a new way, but you will still be the same person. I ment how do I get the motivation to make myself follow thru what I want.... Got any friends you'd love to 1up? I think my main inner drive is to be better than the people that surround me (and my [bleep]ing overachieving ball-busting doctor brother). I don't tell them I think I'm superior but just knowing that I am is what keeps me solidly sane. It's about staying on top of everyone else and their mothers.
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You don't. You can't just get up one morning and be a new person. If you want to change your looks, just get off your rear and do it. Changing your attitudes and emotions doesn't happen. You can put yourself in situations that will make you respond in a new way, but you will still be the same person. Unless he hit his face with a frying pan (really really hard). Like I'm not even joking hard, like where did Dark_Auras nose go and what's that stuff leaking out of his ears hard.
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Holy [bleep] dude. If I could find a way to comfortably tape a pillow to my head I could honestly take a nap wherever the [bleep] i want. I will no longer be confined to a bed! BEST IDEA EVERRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! So many possibilities. On-topic: you know what i don't know i'm not even nevermind.
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I always wondered what it would be like to kill a man, I guess that's the seed thought that leads to serial murders. I obviously have no intention to kill anybody (unless, of course, they look at me funny), but the thought is there. :ohnoes:
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[spoiler=Perhaps]Perhaps HotS will be about the Zerg recollecting itself after losing Kerrigan? Maybe some new Zerg powers will arise. [spoiler=or...]maybe Kerrigan still has power over the zerg without being a crazy [bleep] and whatnot. It's the only logical explanation, seeing as she was the only one (according to Zeratul) who could help the universe fight the Fallen One and the hybrids. According to him, if she dies everyone else does, and the only way she can play a huge part in the war is if she still had control of the zerg. I also think that HoTS will be a prequel to WoL, but that's just my opinio/n.
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I take fish oil pills during the winter because in Canada we have about 7 months without sunlight so I need the D
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Chaotic Neutral You feel truly free from both society's restrictions and the zeal of a do-gooder. Examples of charactersand people who fit into the same alignment as you include Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Moreau, Tarzan, and Tyler Durden. ....sweeeeet :shades:
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If everyone one the planet was the same "soul, god, dude" as that guy then wouldn't God have to talk to each and everyone one of them after they die? That sounds like a pretty inefficient way to raise a kid.
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It's mostly knowing the culture that truly matters. Lets say I visit South Korea; I don't need to learn their language to order a hamburger - I can just go to McDonalds and hold up three fingers. Or point at a picture on a menu in the restaurant. What's really important is, for example, giving and accepting money with both hands, or the youngest person in the party has to serve the drinks to all the others ect. If someone notices that you made an effort to understand and appreciate their culture you'll be much more accepted than if you learn a few words.
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[spoiler=campaign spoiler]I found Kerrigan to be EXTREMELY disappointing in the campaign. Where was the cunning and extremely powerful (like, take down an entire army strong) infested terran I once loved? I also really wanted to play as a Xel'Naga) (as in, in the days where protoss became too violent and the Naga) said peace out, there were probably battles to be fought) but I there are going to be two more campaigns so I'll have to wait it out
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Cheers, I'm having a morning Stella :thumbup:
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Jeremy Irons, please? But, thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. Ohgodyes. A SHINING NEW ERA IS TIPTOEING NEARER, BE PREEEPAAAARREEED. So prepare, for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news! Lion King all up in this. I'd also take the guy who voiced Shang in Mulan. >_< What's the inner voice of deaf people? What language does it talk? I feel like I'm just bringing myself down by thinking all these mind[bleep]ing questions, I'm going to bed before I depress myself.
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I wouldn't mind nothingness. I'm already sick of myself as is, I just really don't like thinking about nothingness. I'm not worried that I wouldn't enjoy nothingness (after all, there's nothing to perceive or anything to do the perceiving), it's just that I'd never be able to experience it even after I die. Which is pretty cool if you think about it.
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I'd mutter "meh" because I know I'll just be quantum travel myself into another dimension where I wouldn't have been disintegrated by a nuke (just like how I'm in this dimension with you lot because I didn't choke on that piece of pork like that other me did in that other dimension). MIGHT AS WELL GO GET SHOT DOWN DURING A BANK HEIST, brb.
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What are those shoes that all the preppy kids are wearing sockless, kinda make it look like they're constantly on a boat? They look a lot like loafers
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AFAIK, UMS maps aren't numerous, most are remakes of BW ums. But I have no doubt in my mind that people will make crazy good ums for SC2 as they did for WC3, and yes B.net is free. However there aren't any chatrooms, though Blizzard has said they were working on implementing them.
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I recently punched my face accidentally as I was putting on pants. I was trying to impress someone and all got was a condescending remark. I will put my pants on as quickly as I please I said, manly tears pouring out. I mean, I can understand you have a certain speed at which you put your pants on, but don't put people down because they're trying to be speedy about it. That's what annoys me (that and the hurt face).
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Holy party. 6pm - bbq + swimming pool + bikinis/cleavage at friends' 10pm - at a bar with friends from bbq - i am dd and unpleasant 1am - I drive everyone over to my house and we get smashed, with cleavage flying all over the place 3am - i'm bored and hop on SC2, people start feeling insulted and leave 5am - can't sleep because tonight was so epic and i'm this fun drunken and 'satisfied' bliss
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I used to think having goals was stupid and pointless. I mean, all I would do is set unrealistic goals that would be bring me to the brink of death even before completion. Well, it turns out I've reached those goals after one semester of university - I will start doing actual research (i.e. publishing articles, pushing the boundaries of science) in my very first year of undergrad. Another unthinkable I conquered : downing 4 irish car bombs within 10 minutes (it was around that long) and not puking all over the partygoers (the highscore was held by a 300 pound man who didn't after three). And finally, the cherry on top; I "got" my friends' ex-girlfriend who I'd been oggling for the past two years and I'm still best friends with the guy. Back in the day we could have cut "the" tension with a butter knife. So all in all I've completed all the goals I had set for the foreseeable future (actually I failed to "get" a girl in my biology class last semester but I can only restart my campaign when uni starts again so it doesn't count). I now have a solid four years to throw my life away by drinking copiously and playing too many video games... I'm not sure if it's the alcohol talking but I feel like I have a largely untapped potential pond deep within me that makes me awesome at everything I put the hours into, which is probably definitely why I accomplish so much. Warning: the previous post was very long and boring and should not have been read by anyone who respects him or herself even a teency bit.
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Hey, I have an irrelevant question that I will make relevant. Recently, I have been doing lower back exercises (see where i'm going?) My lower back is KILLING me because I've been hunched over my CPU lately, does anyone have tips on how to heal quick? I went to the gym today and I nearly cried form the pain (which OBVIOUSLY isn't a good sign, I am aware of how stupid I am). Thanks :thumbsup:
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I placed in the Rainbow league, you guys probably don't know about it because it would blow your mind if you did.
