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Lol, our teacher thought we were all in on it as we tried blocking our ears in agony from the noise. She was so angry that nobody could reason with her and she threatened to give us all detention. Then, like three months later when everyone knew what was going on, the principles and all those higher up people installed speakers at the front doors of the school with that high pitched sound playing so that we wouldn't smoke there :thumbdown:

Hey man, I used to do drugs.... I still do, but I used to, too.

"Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn." -whatshisface

Racism has probably helped me a lot in life. But that's only because I was born white, which is extremely unfair for anyone who wasn't.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH that is all.

I can see pictures of that dog on the back of my eyelids. The first time I saw the picture was after reading the entire story, and I was seriously freaked out for a solid week. No picture without a background story can freak me out.

On one hand I see people playing the game and I envy them, on the other I am quite aware that if I got the beta key my education would go down the drain. So yeah, I'm waiting until it's refined and on store shelves before I get too into it.

There was a real study published in some psychology journal that atheists were more intelligent than religious people. They reason that atheists were more open minded and more likely to accept cultural changes or some [cabbage] like that and that, in conclusion, atheists were "more evolved". I felt like facepalming sooooooooo hard, especially since this [cabbage] is peer reviewed. Like, wow.

I laughed so hard at the blanked out person. She bought a dog... :-o ! Lookout 4chan

Got 1,000 UAV/cUAVs! I love this little green guy as my emblem, hahaha I'm trying to get throwing knife challenges done but it's the most ridiculous thing to use as equipment, wow. I'd rather SHOOT or stick my semtex to the guy than throw a freaking knife at him.

Wasn't Obama like, "THE" presidential candidate most opposed to the Patriot Act and all this Irak nonsense? :ohnoes:

This. Try four sets of six reps while holding a 35-lb plate. When you can do that, move it up to a 40 lb dumbbell next week, and each week you can do four sets of six, increase the weight by 5 lbs the next week You do it on the floor? I use an inclined bench to do my lower back... I don't see how doing it on a floor could even work anyways. :blink:

Your statement doesn't make much sense... "Trying to get to have sex with". The sentence makes more sense when I curse, but that's not allowed here so sometimes my translating fails.

I don't even think computers and ccalculators belong in schools, so yeah. Texting is only useful when trying to have sex with someone in a different class at the time, not learning.

I spent 2 hours in an organic lab extracting an unknown from a drug. I tell my lab partner to weigh it and she throws it away after. I was at the point of punching her in the face... "we had to find out what the unknown is?" "WHY THE [bleep] ELSE WOULD THEY CALL IT THE UNKNOWN". The freaking experiment title was called "Identifying the unknown of "XX" drug". :wall:

I've stopped smoking weed ever since ALL my friends, even the boring ones, started. I used to only smoke with my 3-4 friends (after high school, before that it was just whenever possible) but now that there's like 10 people that go outside simultaneously during parties, I just make the decision to stay inside (with all the girls). Weed is too boring, and everything else is too expensive to get high off (yes I'm a cheap bastard)

Shoulders back and legs. Feels good to be back :thumbup:

All I needed to hear. Algebra is easy. Wait until you get into Pre-Cal. :ohnoes: ...Wait 'til you get to cal3 :rolleyes: I honestly thought we were Saturday all day today. I was drinking at a pub with people and they started leaving I'm like: -Why so lame? -it's Sunday - -.- It's one AM, I'm pretty drunk, and I was supposed to do a lab report for a friend. HAHAHAHAH not gonna happen. You know that nagging feeling you get when you know you forgot to do something? I have that right now, but x10 #-o

Well the problem with going 100% natural is that some people have naturally gross bodies. Being constantly skinny was a problem all my life and although I have started filling out, supplements have helped quite a bit. The problem I have with labeling supplements unnatural is that there aren't any synthetically made chemicals in them - they just select all the best stuff from nature and grind it into a powder. And I'm fairly certain that there are no detrimental health problems to taking supplements (moderately), so I don't see why not. Obviously a strong diet is a thousand times better, but most of us here are eating what they're parents eat and don't have much control over groceries picking (not that we want it, that's boring).

After that night I called up my friend and we made a plan on how we could keep dating the girls, and with both our awesome social skills we took them out to a nice restaurant. No crazy things happened, but this was expected. Now we're discussing what the rules would be if we were offered a foursome, its a lot of fun to work out the scenarios.

Last night I witnessed everymans dream: 2 girls making out and some more on my friends bed. We both started dating these 2 girls who apparently have this fantastic wild side and after a few poppers each, they decided they liked each other better than either me or my friend. So we just sat there and watched, for a good half hour. I'm gonna be horny for the next month \:D/

Yesterday I had a lecture in a huge auditorium with 200+ students. My teacher is a relic, doesn't explain clearly at all and uses a projector instead of a computer for all his slides. Students complained they didn't have time to copy the slides downs so he said to just yell when he was taking them off when we still weren't finished. For the first slide he looks at us and says "okay?" Nobody says anything. The SECOND it starts moving I hear someone yell NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! Some people are shocked some people are laughing. Second slide, same thing. At the exact moment the professor slightly moves the slide we hear NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Third slide. The professor pretends to move the slide, but doesn't actually touch it to try and see who's yelling, but the guy is too smooth. Again, the second it moves: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!! I couldn't stop lolling the guy was a genius

From (a lot) of personal experience, I can tell you that you shouldn't try too hard when it comes to girls. We just don't appriciate this kind of things for some bizzare reason. What I'm trying to say is, that you shouldn't be wearing something because you think it would impress some girl, but rather because you want to. If it's the "big flashy bling-bling"s you like, go ahead with those, if it's something else, go with that. (If you still would like to hear my opinion though... For some reason I like earrings that look kind of tribal, but only when they're very small.) Uhhhh I don't wear or plan on wearing earrings. My self confidence is already through the roof and I don't need to push it. Thanks for the "be yourself" speech though. I ask because I already know guys for the most part wear huge diamonds and I'm wondering if girls actually like them, or if they don't, what they really do like.

Shameless bump: To the women of tip.it; I'm trying to find out what kind of earrings you like seeing guys wearing. Big flashy bling-bling, large/small plugs or how about tribal stuff? I am aware some women hate earrings on guys... I'm only interested in the ones who are.